Scorpio 10-30-29

Oct 30, 2023… Maybe lizard people are real and they’re just all wearing disguises. Does gravity even exist? Is this all just a videogame simulation?! There are so many conspiracy theories out there and the vibes this Monday could have the smartest Scorpio feeling like perhaps everything may not be what it seems. If you’re feeling a little lost or distrusting of reality, you can always use your noggin and believe in your own superpowered intuition. In the end, the truth will set you free. Also, maybe definitely avoid drugs so that you don’t really screw up your sense of what’s real. Sorry, but no party-hardy for the Scorpster. You’ll thank me later… Just because the Moon in Taurus will be trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini, that doesn’t mean you have to totally lose your cheese and question reality as you know it. It’ll be okay. Please, no existential crises today.