Jan 18, 2024… If you have a choice between your cranky pants and your sassy ones, go with sassy. Your backside looks better in them. With a Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and trine Mercury and Mars in Cap, the feels will be all about being assertive, charming, and witty. If you accidentally shoved your fine ass in the cranky pants, you could find yourself irritable with it, Cappy. But if you put on the better-looking sassy pants today, you could find yourself making connections with cleverness and humor and getting it done like a boss.
