The chances of you having been bitten by a radioactive spider in your sleep are pretty low, Cap. I’m guessing non-existent, but you still might wake up with snappy one-liners and supercharged Spidey senses. The one-liners aren’t a certainty, but it could be a fun way to lighten what will surely be an emotional day. Happily, this sort of emotional day will help you see straight through to the truth. If you pay attention to your gut, you’ll likely get all the answers you need. They won’t always be the answers you want, but they will definitely steer you well if you trust them, authentic Goat! Go be guided by your truth and no one else’s.
