Ever been bitten in the crotch by an angry squirrel? Well Aquarius, with the weird freaking vibes raining down today, anything could happen. Like, AnYtHiNg. Keep an eye out for surprises and sidestep that crap the best you can, WB. Of course, we can’t always stop weirdness from happening, but we can learn to bounce back. Plus, there will be potential for extra exciting, good surprises to come your way, too. Get ready for some expert side-step-climbing and bouncing! Can you bounce? SURE! Anyway… stay away from the squirrels, just in case. Okay? Just to be safe. Their teeth are tiny and sharp.
