Author: systems

  • Cancer 3-31-24

    Mar 31, 2024… Before the steam starts billowing from your ears, chill, Cancer. Chill all the way down to icicle level. Think igloos. And popsicles. And frozen lakes. Calm yourself. With the Moon in Sag square Venus and Neptune in Pisces and trine Mercury in Aries, your passion for making connections could have you wanting to fan the flames of drama. Please do not fan the flames of drama. Or the flames of anything. Maybe put the fan down and stay away from lighters. Truly, these vibes could be powerful if you use them to connect with others. Smart, sassy conversations can be fun, and you don’t have to bring the drama to “help things along.” Just be naturally, uniquely you. Leave behind the angst and embrace the fun chats, Crabby.

  • Gemini 3-31-24

    Mar 31, 2024… Are you ready for the time of your life? Well, don’t get too excited. It’s just that today will likely be full of intellectual conversations as the Moon in Sag square Venus and Neptune in Pisces and trine Mercury in Aries. Gemini, this might not be the day to check off wild items from your bucket list, but it could certainly be the time to capitalize on cerebral chats with interesting people. Take a chance here and there to connect with people who pique your interest. Sharpen your conversational skills with today’s vibes. New and fascinating ideas may only be a talk away. Open wide, Gem. Now spit — er, speak.

  • Taurus 3-31-24

    Mar 31, 2024… Butting heads only gives you a headache and makes people think of you like one big pain in the butt, Bull. With a Moon in Sag square Venus and Neptune in Pisces and trine Mercury in Aries, you could be tempted to passionately debate a point — but with your temper, that passionate debate could go sideways and leave you in a sticky situation. Instead of arguing your point, try to remember that the day’s vibes will be fantastic for bonding and having next-level conversations. Awesome sauce!

  • Aries 3-31-24

    Mar 31, 2024… Sweet passion, carry me home! Uh,whoa there. Put away the handcuffs, Aries. The type of passion we’re talking about is a lot less physical and a little more Chatty McChatter. The vibes from the Moon in Sag square Venus and Neptune in Pisces and trine Mercury in Aries will be delightful for talking to others about what you’re passionate about. In fact, you may even strengthen bonds as you discover new things that you have in common with others. Bird spotting, sasquatch hunting, or fashion tips could just be a few things you decide to gab about today. This Sunday you can rejoice in the vibes and connect with people through shared interests. Viva friendship!

  • 3-30-24

    Today’s Astrovibe for 3/30/24: The Moon in Sag will square Saturn in Pisces and trine the Sun in Aries. Big time. Ideas, big and small, could pop into your brilliant brain. Good interpersonal relations are possible, too. The unexpected can arise, too. Yay!

  • Pisces 3-30-24

    Mar 30, 2024… Throw yesterday’s serious vibes away with last night’s cauliflower pizza, Fishy. With a Moon in Sag square Saturn in Pisces and trine the Sun in Aries, expect the mood to lift and the vibes to turn toward envisioning a better way. Could be that you get a big idea for work or a novel way to approach a conflict. The ideas will likely flow, and relationships could get even stronger. Just don’t let unexpected changes to your plans get you down. Use your innate resilience to bounce back and keep it moving. Don’t stay stuck in disappointment. Just because something unexpected happens, it won’t necessarily equate to something bad. Just roll with it, Pisces!

  • Aquarius 3-30-24

    Mar 30, 2024… Tacos! Great, now that I have your attention, I’d love to tell you about the banging vibes coming your way this Saturday. Happy Aquarius, the vibes of the Moon in Sag square Saturn in Pisces and trine the Sun in Aries will support a super power up in your interpersonal relationships. See? Banging. Of course, you could use these connective vibes for any sort of relationship, from team bonding at the job to reconnecting with your long lost Aunt who happens to be the proud owner of a Spanish restaurant franchise. Like, whatever. Dig into the vibes, WB.

  • Capricorn 3-30-24

    Mar 30, 2024… WHAT IS HAPPENING? Good question, Capricorn. This Saturday, the Moon in Sag square Saturn in Pisces and trine the Sun in Aries will promote ideas, big and small. Grab your thinking cap (no, not Cap as in Capricorn, but it the hat fits…) and get ready for your brain juices to flow freely. Exploring intellectual interests, researching, or even last minute party planning will be supported by the vibes. While these energies can help boost your thinking power, the rest will be up to you. Don’t let these energies go to waste, my dude. Smarties for the smarty!

  • Sagittarius 3-30-24

    Mar 30, 2024… And then the Universe said, “Let there be Sagittarius!” Friend, the Moon in Sag square Saturn in Pisces and trine the Sun in Aries vibes can be ideal for unconventional, out-of-the-box thinking. Whether you’re in need of some extra creativity or could use a new angle to try to solve a problem, these vibes can help you get there. Channel these energies to do your bidding! Er, you know, in a totally not creepy or manipulative way. Ahem. Saggy, don’t let these awesome sauce vibes pass you by. Soak it up and use them in creative endeavors, from art-ing and crafting to problem solving. Rejoice!

  • Scorpio 3-30-24

    Mar 30, 2024… Sag Moon is on it’s way through! I mean, it’s here this Saturday, but that’s okay. Indeed, the Moon in Sag square Saturn in Pisces and trine the Sun in Aries shall bring with it epic energies for unleashing your creative beast, Scorpster. You could find you’re at the height of your imaginative power, but that could go well or totally awry depending on your emotional state throughout the day. Like, if you’re in a slump, it could be all too easy to use your powers for negativity. So, when you channel these vibes, let positivity and light guide your actions toward harmony. You got this, Scorpio!

  • Libra 3-30-24

    Mar 30, 2024… Like a balloon on the day after a party, you might be feeling a little deflated, Libra. The Moon in Sag square Saturn in Pisces and trine the Sun in Aries energy could have the serious vibe of yesterday leaving like air from said balloon. Don’t fret, friend. As the day gets going, you’ll likely find your spirits lifting and soaring toward big ideas. You get to choose to look at today as an opportunity to bring your A-game while bathing in the easy, breezy vibes. Enjoy those big ideas and don’t let a lighter mood get you down, Scales!

  • Virgo 3-30-24

    Mar 30, 2024… Time to take off whatever game face you were wearing yesterday and expect the unexpected as the Moon in Sag square Saturn in Pisces and trine the Sun in Aries, V. Seriously. Only not so seriously because the vibes will flow with ideas and a strong possibility for great relationships. I mean, I wouldn’t rush to update your relationship status because it might not be that kind of relationship that flows well today. Think good communication all around with family, friends, and even your jerk of a boss who is making you work on Saturday (though your boss, if reading this over your shoulder, is probably an all-around awesome stand-up human).