Author: systems

  • Cancer 3-8-24

    Mar 8, 2024… Just Do It. Cancer, your soul could easily become the next Nike spokesperson as energies from the Moon in Aquarius conjunct Venus heat up your core with sparks of energy. Going for it will be the name of the game this Friday. Just be aware that going for it doesn’t have to involve being an idiot. Seriously, go for things that’ll help you get ahead, help someone else out, or promotes constructive stuff. No need to try to parkour buildings when you can’t even jump over a sidewalk curb. Be smart. Be you, at your highest vibe. CRABBY OUT (mic drop).

  • Gemini 3-8-24

    Mar 8, 2024… Have you ever considered wearing a muzzle, Gemini? Look, it’s not a weird thing. It’s just that the Moon in Aquarius conjunct Venus could stir up relationship (family, friend or lover) issues and the muzzle might be a last resort solution. This Friday, it could be all too easy for you to insert your foot into your mouth, figuratively speaking. Actions speak louder than words, but both have an impact on the people around you. Choose to act out in kindness and love, whether you’re talking about it or actually doing it. That’s perhaps the best way around these cruddy energies. Keep it light, Twins.

  • Taurus 3-8-24

    Mar 8, 2024… Going to need to start the weekend out right. Grab a little duct tape… maybe some zip ties… bandages could come in handy. Don’t know where your mind just leaped, Taurus, but slow your roll. With the Moon in Aquarius conjunct Venus, you could use duct tape or zip ties on keeping your lips firmly zipped shut to avoid open-mouth-insert-food syndrome, which can be pretty contagious with this vibe. You could use the bandages as a reminder not to get so wrapped up in your adventures that you take unnecessary (read: stupid) chances. Hey, if you want to use your fun purchases for a little consensual bedroom fun, who am I to judge, but that wasn’t the main idea, Bull.

  • Aries 3-8-24

    Mar 8, 2024… As admirable as we find your enthusiasm, Aries, clinging to your partner and vowing to never let go could be cute if you happen to be reenacting a scene from Titanic but considerably less cute if your partner is trying to the bathroom. The Moon in Aquarius conjunct Venus could reflect feeling strong enthusiastic vibes that could have you so wrapped up in someone or something that you lose yourself. Breathe and unleash your tentacles of love. Instead, give people room to breathe and don’t forget to have a full life and identity outside those relationships. If you want to tap into this energetic vibe today, focus on getting things done — because today is all about you.

  • 3-7-24

    Today’s Astrovibe for 3/7/24: The Moon in Aquarius will conjunct Mars and square Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus. Soooo, there will be a shift from the dreamy, intuitive vibe to one for putting dreams into reality. The plans you made? Time to get out there and do the things. Don’t let negative self talk or opinions hold you back. There are things to do, lessons to learn and room to grow. Whooo hooooo!

  • Pisces 3-7-24

    Mar 7, 2024… Pausing in your work long enough to give a giant finger of disapproval to the haters is called multi-tasking, Fishy, and you rule at multi-tasking. The Moon in Aquarius conjunct Mars and square Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus energy will help rev you up today. Expect a shift from deep thoughts to doing things, and don’t let the haters keep you from doing what you know you need to do. If they want to pay all your bills, maybe they can have a vote in your decisions, but until that time, they can friggin zip it. You just keep on doing you, brilliant Pisces!

  • Aquarius 3-7-24

    Mar 7, 2024… Less chit chat, more cha-ching! Aquarians, it’s time to make bacon, burn rubber, or do whatever it is you’ve been planning on doing. That’s right, the Moon in Aquarius will be conjunct Mars and square Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus, which means this Thursday will likely be a prime time to get out there and do all the things! ALL. THE. THINGS. Don’t just chill there thinking like that statue guy (you know the one). Get your car in gear and vroom vroom towards the possibilities you’ve dreamed up. Dream on? More like get it on!

  • Capricorn 3-7-24

    Mar 7, 2024… Tell that negative voice in your head to shut the front door, Cap. You deserve more than that for yourself! You may find that the vibes shift from solid intuition to something bigger. Just don’t let that mean old bully in your head keep you from kicking butt and taking names, Goat. Figuratively, of course. Your drive will want to run with this day. Go with your gut and ignore any voice that tells you that you can’t do it — including your own.

  • Sagittarius 3-7-24

    Mar 7, 2024… Ring ding ding da-ding ding! WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?! Saggy, a wise fox told me to tell you that thanks to the Moon in Aquarius conjunct Mars and square Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus, it’ll be easier than usual to battle the darkness of negative self talk and bound back from rude opinions. Of course, the battle for positivity is rarely “easy,” but today things will likely go a little more smoothly when you tap into these vibes of healing through lessons and a general energy of greater good. Remember, Archer. You deserve to feel good about yourself. You deserve happiness. Microwave some goodness and serve it to yourself. Yum!

  • Scorpio 3-7-24

    Mar 7, 2024… Don’t look now, but your growth is showing! And dang is it HOT. Scorpios could experience a lift in personal growth and progress as the Moon in Aquarius conjunct Mars and square Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus encourages lessons to learn and self development. Basically, even the harshest, hardest obstacles to overcome offer valuable insights that you can absorb, so long as you’re open to gaining new knowledge. Which, of course, you are! You’re smarty Scorpster, after all. Give yourself time to get through the pain and then open your mind to the gift of life lessons each hassle has to offer. Get turnt (with wisdom).

  • Libra 3-7-24

    Mar 7, 2024… Fasten your seatbelt, Libra, because today will likely rev up everyone’s engines as the vibes shift with a Moon in Aquarius conjunct Mars and square Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus. Fortunately, going from a thoughtful, introspective state into an action-oriented mindset will likely vibe well with your list of goals. Cue getting out of your head and into the swing of things! Figuring out a way to take actual steps toward your plans could have a smile stretching across your face in a way that’ll make your minions (you have those, right?) scatter in terror as you stride ahead. Nobody wants to get stepped on as you gallop toward your goals, so watch your step while you keep moving forward. Right on!

  • Virgo 3-7-24

    Mar 7, 2024… Plans, meet actions, your long lost love. Virgo, the Moon in Aquarius conjunct Mars and square Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus vibes will be fantastic for follow-through on your dreams. I know how much you love dreaming up things and starting new projects, but you don’t always finish those things (yeah, I’m calling you out, bruh). This Thursday, soak up the vibes and work on that. Check up on the stuff (and people) you’ve left lying in your wake. Follow-through could be your new best friend, except that I know I’m irreplaceable. Right..?