Author: systems

  • Aquarius 2-26-24

    Feb 26, 2024… How rude! The Universe will have it out for Aquarians this Monday. I’m talking oversensitivity as the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and then moving to Libra to trine Pluto in Aquarius. The vibes will be all about tickling your delicate side and super boosting anxieties. It’s basically a bowl full of crud, served hot and stinky. Here’s the thing, though. The Universe and its vibes can’t control you. AT ALL. You’re the boss of you, and if you say “Out with this crap!” then out with it it shall be. WB, take the wheel. You’re the one driving this big rig. HONK! HONK!

  • Capricorn 2-26-24

    Feb 26, 2024… Enjoy the view today from astride your magical sparkle unicorn, Cappy. With a Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and then moving to Libra to trine Pluto in Aquarius, the vibes could be fierce for imagination and self-expression. Just take care not to wander so far off into the realm of fantasy that you forget about all the adulting business like going to work or taking care of the mountain of laundry. Use that strong energy to find a way to express yourself creatively. While an interpretive dance might not be your jam, you might find other ways to tap into that spirit for a day so amazing you’ll feel like you really did ride into it on a sparkly unicorn.

  • Sagittarius 2-26-24

    Feb 26, 2024… Don’t cry over spilled beans, especially if you’re the one who knocked over the can. On purpose. Saggy, the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and then moving to Libra to trine Pluto in Aquarius could make it harder to keep your secrets to yourself. Gossip will be riding the vibes and all those deep things you’ve stored inside could be tempting you harder than a bottle of one hundred proof Everclear. But once your secrets are out there, they’re OUT THERE. You know this. Be open with those you love, but careful about who you share the important stuff with, and quiet about the stuff that could be shared with you. You, of all signs, will manage this the best.

  • Scorpio 2-26-24

    Feb 26, 2024… Gossip squirrel, keep those acorns to yourself. Between your intense Scorpio nature and the gossip vibes of the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and then moving to Libra to trine Pluto in Aquarius, it could be all too easy to toss out juicy tidbits and secrets in order to gain friends or get on a particular someone’s good side. Don’t be a gabby Gabi or Gabe, okay? It’s soooo not cool. And rumor has it, you’re way too interesting to stoop to gossip in order to be liked anyway. The right kind of people will see that. Don’t worry about the people who don’t get it, okay? Be fabulously, truthfully you and leave the “tea” at home. Pour out honesty and kindness, Scorpster.

  • Libra 2-26-24

    Feb 26, 2024… If outdoors looks too people-y, retreating may seem like the only sane way to handle this day. Mental health days can be amazing, but make sure not to go overboard when you retreat from work, relationships, or social obligations, Libra. Consider tapping into the vibes of the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and then moving to Libra to trine Pluto in Aquarius by tapping into self-expression. Of course, you may be wondering how you can avoid people if you have to talk to them. Good point. Maybe you won’t want to avoid them if you say what you need to say and clear the air. Or just stay home and avoid the humans, if that’s what you need. Just remember that some projects can’t get done while you play recluse, so you’ll need to eventually come out of your cave and join the land of the living again. Until then, rest up and recharge!

  • Virgo 2-26-24

    Feb 26, 2024… Run away inside your own brain! Virgo, the vibes from the traveling Moon’s aspects will be spectacular for imagination, but you’ll likely have to tackle the potential for falling into escapism. When it comes down to it, you can’t really avoid the stuff that weighs you down, no matter how fast or how much you run from it. So, rather than being chased by your baggage, why not use the vibes to let things out in a creative way? Get crafty, V! And YEET those tough things away.

  • Leo 2-26-24

    Feb 26, 2024… Talk about it, talk about it, talk about it. What’s going onnnn? Leo, the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and then moving to Libra to trine Pluto in Aquarius will reflect communication vibes like its raining confetti and beads at Mardi Gras, but less fun because these energies will be interfering with real talk rather than promoting it. Despite the razzle dazzle of conversational flub ups, you can still make this Monday an enjoyable one. A light-hearted perspective and the ability to laugh at mistakes can carry you toward a wonderful day. You can do it!

  • Cancer 2-26-24

    Feb 26, 2024… Playing telephone as a kid may have been highly entertaining, but it could be time to grow up, Cancer. Talking on the phone won’t be problematic, but passing gossip around or letting secrets slip for casual entertainment could do serious harm. With the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and then moving to Libra to trine Pluto in Aquarius, the vibes will be strong for telling tales. Stick to ghost stories around a campfire and skip telling what you know about something that’s not your beeswax business. Instead, focus on heeding your own intuition and expressing yourself with discretion. If you need a juicy tidbit to tell, stick to passing along campfire tales or Baby Yoda memes. You know what to do, Crabby.

  • Gemini 2-26-24

    Feb 26, 2024… Before autocorrect starts wondering why you converse so much about ducks, you may want to keep in mind that the vibes today could have you feeling a trifle oversensitive. Before you tell anyone else to duck off, remember that sensitivity can be a superpower. Use that strong sense of imagination to give others the benefit of the doubt, and you’ll likely spend less time cursing autocorrect and the Universe and more time applying your natural generous spirit to your relationships, Gem.

  • Taurus 2-26-24

    Feb 26, 2024… Drunk and disorderly? Bulls prefer “spirited and spontaneous,” thanks much. Friend, self expression will be in the air as the Moon in Virgo will be opposing Neptune in Pisces and then moving to Libra to trine Pluto in Aquarius. Be who you want to be, no holds barred. I mean, within reason, I guess. Probably if you want to be a Western outlaw you maybe shouldn’t actually try that IRL. But you could audition for a movie or play. Perhaps you could do some cosplay with Old West LARPers. No laws broken? No harm and no foul. Just be you. Shake those tail feathers!

  • Aries 2-26-24

    Feb 26, 2024… Holy over-sensitivity, Aries! If experiencing all the feels at once puts you into immediate overwhelm, just keep in mind that the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and then moving to Libra to trine Pluto in Aquarius could jumpstart your imagination and intuition — but could also have you over-thinking, which could lead to over-feeling. It could be a great time to whip out a solid self-care plan from your arsenal of coping strategies. Will it be a hot bath and a face mask? A steamy romance novel and a slice of cake? A walk out in nature and a talk with a good friend? Do what you need to do to take care of you, and if your imagination has to run away with you, a steamy bedroom fantasy or dreaming up a winning lottery ticket might serve you better than worry and over-thinking.

  • 2-25-24

    Today’s Astrovibe for 2/25/24: The Moon in Virgo will trine Uranus in Taurus. Intuition? Check. Watch for impulsiveness, though. While spur of the moment decisions can sometimes pay off, use that common sense stuff that I know you have in spades (Yes, I do know. No, not because I’m psychic. But because you are smart enough to read your Astrovibe!).