Author: systems

  • Sagittarius 3-3-24

    Mar 3, 2024… Where’s my gavel?! Sagittarians will likely have an increased desire for fairness this Sunday as the Moon in Sag square Saturn, the Sun and Mercury in Pisces will reflect a need for justice and balance. Unfortunately, you could struggle with feelings of injustice and be overwhelmed by this wild world of difficulties. Take a beat, Saggy. Reorient your mind from that big world view to focus on something right in front of you and within reach. Direct your need for fairness on the things you CAN control and these vibes won’t get you down. Keep on keeping on!

  • Scorpio 3-3-24

    Mar 3, 2024… Ambition, take the wheel! Scorpio, don’t be afraid to take steps toward your intentions this Sunday. Heck, take whole long jumps toward them. The vibes from the Moon in Sag square Saturn, the Sun and Mercury in Pisces will be great for that sort of thing. If progress isn’t your middle name, it totally should be. Chase your dreams, no matter how many haters it gets you. I mean, as long as the dreams lead to constructive changes and whatnot. If your “haters” are actually just people trying to stop you from pushing other people into a giant metal fan, then maybe you shouldn’t pursue that particular dream. Anyway… live it up, Scorpster!

  • Libra 3-3-24

    Mar 3, 2024… If you take mad drive and add it to some genius, what do you get? If you say Libra, does that count as a humble brag or a regular one? Regardless, the Moon in Sag square Saturn, the Sun and Mercury in Pisces will likely have you dashing toward your goals like you’ve got a one-horse open sleigh. Everything you want could be just ahead as you pair strong intentions with purpose and passion. Yeah, you’ll be laughing all the way, Scales. Straight to your goals.

  • Virgo 3-3-24

    Mar 3, 2024… Well, hello Success! Where have you been all my life? Virgo, things you desire to do may come more easily than usual as the Moon in Sag square Saturn, the Sun and Mercury in Pisces pushes out triumphant energies. Race towards your intentions, but beware, traveler of dreams! Don’t forget to pack your brain and bring it along. Not every desire is worth pursuing, and your noggin will be helpful in sorting through the trash dives versus the treasure hunts. Keep it real, yo.

  • Leo 3-3-24

    Mar 3, 2024… One step forward and two steps back? I think NOT! Leos could be taking a HUGE leap forward this Sunday because the vibes from the Moon in Sag square Saturn, the Sun and Mercury in Pisces will be great for charging toward your goals and intentions. Just maybe perhaps possibly you could choose to chase dreams and objectives that benefit others. Like, you could totally destroy the earth if you wanted, but maybe let’s not. (If you destroy everything, you won’t get to read these awesome horoscopes anymore.) Leap towards constructive, beneficial goals, Lion. Enguard!

  • Cancer 3-3-24

    Mar 3, 2024… Like a race car driven by a mad scientist, this day could have strong vibes of drive and smarts with a Moon in Sag square Saturn, the Sun and Mercury in Pisces. Your innate desire for multitasking will be appeased today, Cancer, as goals and intentions align to draw both of them closer to you. I doubt you’ll be able to come across the winning lottery numbers or make your crush fall madly in love with you, but you’ll likely find that your goals aren’t as far away as you thought. You may even have a good sense of which path to choose to get to the finish line even faster. Zoom zoom, Crabby. Everything you want could be just around the corner.

  • Gemini 3-3-24

    Mar 3, 2024… Determination plus creativity equals Gemini! Now that’s a recipe for success if I ever saw one. This Sunday could be magnificent for Twin success ratings to sky rocket thanks to the “go get it” vibes coming from the Moon in Sag square Saturn, the Sun and Mercury in Pisces. Soak up these energies like they’re sun rays on a summer day. Your imagination and the drive of these vibes can take you far, my friend. Be sure to take advantage of this opportunity and make the most out of this ye third day of March. Yee yee.

  • Taurus 3-3-24

    Mar 3, 2024… Channeling some mad scientist energy to create a solution for a problem could be just one side effect of a Moon in Sag square Saturn, the Sun and Mercury in Pisces. Your brave heart combined with your big brain could have you using the day’s energy as a muse for solving conflict or working out a tricky problem. You may even feel a boost of fair play that allows you to give others a go at solving the issue, opening up to creative efforts that might normally seem suspect. Maybe don’t go full mad scientist, but it couldn’t hurt to let your hair down a little to look at more options, Bull.

  • Aries 3-3-24

    Mar 3, 2024… Smarts plus drive look super hot on you, Aries. That Moon in Sag square Saturn, the Sun and Mercury in Pisces energy could have you looking drool-worthy to anyone who knows that smart is the new hot. The energetic vibes will be strong for creative thinking and giving people the benefit of the doubt, which will appeal to the high-vibing crab in you, Ram. Tap into that energy, and you’ll likely attract all that you desire in this day.

  • 3-2-24

    Today’s Astrovibe for 3/2/24: The Moon will trine Neptune in Pisces and then move into Sag. Some of the seriousness today will lift and a little more of a fun energy will rustle in. That doesn’t mean there won’t be challenges, you’ll just be able to see them for what they are. Which is very, very cool. A desire for change may seem like a lot of work, but Wowza! It’ll be worth it!

  • Pisces 3-2-24

    Mar 2, 2024… If “nope” was a mood, you’d be hashtagging the heck out of it today, am I right, Pisces? Before you get bent out of shape faster than a watch at a Dali convention, remember that the Scorpio Moon will be trine Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Sag. Which means that your garbage mood and lack of energy could be transformed into motivation toward change and a clear sense of how to do it. Refuse to adult at the start of the day if you have to, but try to give yourself a break until the mood shifts. It will shift, Fishy. Just take care of you until it does. After all, the world won’t collapse because you didn’t get up and do all the things today.

  • Aquarius 3-2-24

    Mar 2, 2024… Are you ready to rumbleeeee?! Well, calm down, Aquarius. Dang. Midway through this Saturday, the heaviness will lift. While that doesn’t mean the Universe won’t be throwing ANY challenges your way, it does mean that you will likely be able to see them for what they are, which can definitely help with resolving them. And remember, WB, violence is not the answer. Usually it just causes more problems, like getting arrested for assault. Or getting beat up because you aren’t a black belt in karate. Anyway, no matter what issues arise, you’ll totally be able to tackle them (with your brain) like a champ, especially with the Scorpio Moon trine Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Sag. Stay swole, yo!