Author: systems

  • Gemini 1-3-24

    Jan 3, 2024… Today feeling all the feely feels won’t feel frightful, friend. It’ll be fan-tan-tan-tippity-tastic! The forecast calls for fabulousness with the Moon in Libra square the Sun in Cap — so don’t fret, Gem. Instead, feel free to chuck your worries (um, not your responsibilities, still need to adult) into the dumpster, light it on fire, and keep it moving. The feely feels will feel fine today — think love and sharing with a side of idealism. Go out and be fabulously you, Gemini.

  • Taurus 1-3-24

    Jan 3, 2024… Get your cloud blocks, duct tape, and spit out. Building castles in the sky might not be quite as awesome as the ones you can build on the beach but whatever tickles your pickle, Taurus. A Moon in Libra square the Sun in Cap could have the energy building around idealism, love, and sharing. Sharing is caring, right? Well, not if we’re talking about an infection. Or germs. Or, um, over-sharing. But sharing good ideas? Yeah, that’s the kind of sharing that’ll put a yay in your day. Just don’t get so caught up on an ideal that you forget to take actual steps toward making it happen. So build all the dang castles in the sky that you like but don’t forget to come back down to Earth long enough to stay hydrated and get enough sleep, you dreamy dreamer.

  • Aries 1-3-24

    Jan 3, 2024… Slicker than greased bear poop on freshly polished linoleum, Aries could be feeling like smooth criminals thanks to the vibes coming along with this Moon in Libra square the Sun in Cap. Creativity and lightning-fast thinking will be at your fingertips this Wednesday, but don’t let those energies over-inflate your head. There’s being a dreamer — and then there’s floating to the Moon. Keep your feet on the ground when your head is in the clouds, Ram. May the force (of mavity) be with you.

  • 1-2-24

    Today’s Astrovibe for 1/2/24: The Moon in Virgo will oppose Neptune in Pisces and square Mercury and Mars in Sag. The forecast for all signs is to look for a sunshiney day… no matter the weather. Great for love and sharing creative ideas. Avoid getting too idealistic or ignoring responsibility just because things are flowing so well, you could be tempted to not make any effort. Rawr!

  • Pisces 1-2-24

    Jan 2, 2024… Spidey senses on? Check! Intuition turned up to a high pitched squeal? Double check! A gut feeling could pay off today, Pisces. While your trusting nature can sometimes get you in deep doo-doo, you could get a reminder today that your intuition won’t be likely to steer you wrong. A Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and square Mercury and Mars in Sag could have sweet energy percolating behind the scenes. Hard work and relying on your gut could result in the Universe coming through with a reward. Just don’t wait with your hand out. Keep doing you, and you’ll likely get a serving of awesome sauce on account of you simply being wonderful.

  • Aquarius 1-2-24

    Jan 2, 2024… You are the brains of this operation, Aquarius. And by “this operation” I mean your life. Not world domination. Today’s lesson from the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and square Mercury and Mars in Sag will be on learning to trust your hunches. Aquarians are one of the most insightful, intelligent signs, but any lack of confidence might have you second-guessing your abilities. Using the vibes today, you can work on trusting your instincts and believing in yourself a bit more. I believe in you, WB! Now it’s your turn.

  • Capricorn 1-2-24

    Jan 2, 2024… All your sweat, tears, and whatever other bodily fluids you ooze out will finally be paying off as the Moon in Virgo will be opposing Neptune in Pisces and square Mercury and Mars in Sag and ushers in rad vibes for the culmination of something that’s been going on with you. Cap, the results are in! I mean, they will be in. Soon. Continue persevering through that thing you’ve been struggling to accomplish or overcome. The Universe says that it’s about time for a payday — and while that doesn’t necessarily mean cold hard cash, it is about finding the kind of “gold” you’ve been digging for. Cha-ching!

  • Sagittarius 1-2-24

    Jan 2, 2024… You won’t catch Sag sitting on a mountaintop sipping tea and taking in the view. No, you’ll be more likely to find Sagittarians drinking coffee from a to-go mug and scratching off each to-do list item like it’s their life’s mission. You probably don’t find it easy to just sit back and relax, but the energy of a Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and square Mercury and Mars in Sag could have rewards finally falling into your lap. Granted, the rewards will be the result of all that effort, but it could feel pretty fabulous to realize that all the work pays off. Sure, you’ll likely wanna be off to the next goal in a minute, but try to enjoy the feeling of being in that place of success where you worked so hard to be. That feeling you’ve got swelling in your chest? It’s not be heart disease (hopefully… you know, a health check never hurts). That’s called gratitude and pride! Be proud of you, Saggy. We sure are!

  • Scorpio 1-2-24

    Jan 2, 2024… Good news, Scorpio! That’s it. That’s what’ll be coming in on the vibes from the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and square Mercury and Mars in Sag this Tuesday. Of course, what’s “good” can be kinda subjective, right? Up to your perspective. Is the number 5 a lot? In dollars… not so much. In cheesecakes? Ya, that’s a lot. For a Scorpio, though, too much is rarely ever enough. So, take the good, the easy-going feelings today and multiply it with your own force of a burning star. Who knows what you can accomplish?!? Sparkle on, Scorpster!

  • Libra 1-2-24

    Jan 2, 2024… Therapist to Libra: What do we do when we feel hard emotions?
    Libra: We learn to take responsibility for how we feel rather than shifting the blame or responsibility to our partners.
    Therapist: Oh hell yes! Nailed it! (Leaves early to get a drink)
    Scales, Scales, Scales. The high vibing energy of the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and square Mercury and Mars in Sag could have you making a hard push toward personal growth or seeing a pay off for your hard work. Learning to balance all the feels while owning personal responsibility for those feels and your choices could seem like a whole lot of effort, but it will be heckin rewarding, too. Think big personal rewards — probably less lottery-winnings and more happiness-meets-personal-accomplishment. Be proud of you. Now, go have a cookie and pat yourself on the back and then get back to being brilliant.

  • Virgo 1-2-24

    Jan 2, 2024… You know that sneaky little voice that sometimes pops into the back of your brain to offer unsolicited advice? Well, this Tuesday Virgos might just learn that they ought to listen to that sixth sense of theirs a bit more. The Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and square Mercury and Mars in Sag will be supporting vibes for improved hunches and intuition. When you feel a push or pull in your gut (or your groin or wherever you feel insights nagging at ya), listen to it. Combined with your super common sense? You can rock this day. The soul tends to know things that the brain can’t quite comprehend. Open your ears, listen with your eyes and heed your soul’s advice, V.

  • Leo 1-2-24

    Jan 2, 2024… Goodness Gracious — Great balls of fire! Lion, that’s what you’re gonna need to work through any hard emotions and come out on top this Tuesday. Don’t worry, the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and square Mercury and Mars in Sag will bring the flaming balls. You just gotta bring your game face and your fine ass to the playing field. I mean, I guess you could run from this. But tough emotions are like relentless bullies, so they’ll follow you around until you face them down. You might as well roll up your sleeves and step up to the plate! Batter up, Leo. No one can own this day more amazingly than you.