Author: systems

  • 12-24-23

    Today’s Astrovibe for 12/24/23: The Moon in Taurus will trine Pluto in Cap and then move into Gemini to square Saturn in Pisces today. You, regardless of Sign, could have a lot on your hot little mind and not know yet how to say what’s hanging just behind your lips… but with patience it will come. You hear me, Bud? Patience!

  • Pisces 12-24-23

    Dec 24, 2023… Wondering if you’ve been abducted, body snatched, or experimented on in Area 51? Writer’s block and being speechless could have you feeling out of whack today and wondering what the actual fiddlesticks is going on, am I right, Fishy? It could be easier to believe a conspiracy theory than to accept that the energy of the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to square Saturn in Pisces could have you feeling a block between feeling and expressing your emotions. If you can summon some patience, it could teach you a thing or two about thinking before you speak. No probes involved, no classified reports needed. Just you being awesome is all that’s required this Sunday.

  • Aquarius 12-24-23

    Dec 24, 2023… Foot in mouth? Heck, Aquarians might not even be able to get their mouths open wide enough to fit their feet in their old pie hole this Sunday. Today’s vibes from the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to square Saturn in Pisces could bring a real down shift in communication, which means even if you have a lot on your mind, you may not know yet how to say what you need to say. That can be hella frustrating for sure. So, activate your superpowers, WB! Patience will help the words come to you as you adjust to the vibe. And who’s really better with patience than YOU? You’ve got this in the bag.

  • Capricorn 12-24-23

    Dec 24, 2023… No, you will not Keep Calm and Carry On. Capricorns have rarely have chill, and today likely won’t be any different. With the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to square Saturn in Pisces, you could find that your mind will be a mish mosh of swirling thoughts and emotions that can’t be easily expressed without using some of the patience you keep in short supply. You may not Keep Calm, but you do have a tendency to power through obstacles like a boss, mowing down any that get in your way. You could even consider that your superpower. Use that kinetic energy to communicate your feelings, and you might clear the way for a more romantic energy to move in, Cappy.

  • Sagittarius 12-24-23

    Dec 24, 2023… Moonstruck on a dreamboat, Sagittarians could be feeling the vibe of Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to square Saturn in Pisces as the energy goes from a reserved energy to a more romantic one. Whether you’re up for some romance with your S.O. or want to show your loving friend (or yourself!) how much you appreciate them, the adoring vibes in the air this Sunday will support your crusade for amorous intentions. All aboard the Heart Boat! Destination: Tunnel of Love.

  • Scorpio 12-24-23

    Dec 24, 2023… Perhaps the only thing more infuriating to a Scorpio than saying the wrong thing is not knowing what to say at all. I mean, what the fork? But with this Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to square Saturn in Pisces vibe, you could have a lot on your mind and not know what to say or how to say it without sounding like a jerk, a nerd, or from outerspace. Hope shall not be lost, though. As it happens, patience will be the remedy to your speechless frustrations. Give yourself time to think and process. Your epic smarts and ability to think outside that big old box that other people live their lives in will give you an edge over all the other Signs. The words will come, Scorpster. Patience.

  • Libra 12-24-23

    Dec 24, 2023… Sure, you know what patience means… in theory. You’re just not used to using it. In fact, you may not even be sure it’s still functional. Can patience rust from disuse? Asking for a Libra friend. With the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to square Saturn in Pisces, you could experience a shift from feeling reserved to romantic — especially if you actually use a little patience to sort out things you need to say, you’ll likely find greater ease with communicating love, desire, interest, or attraction today. If you don’t have your eye on a partner, don’t forget to look in the mirror and give yourself some of that loyal love you’ve got in spades. Just don’t make out with the mirror, Libra. It’s weird.

  • Virgo 12-24-23

    Dec 24, 2023… “I will not calm down! I like being FIRED UP!!” Okay, Virgo. Hear me out. Even though the Moon in Taurus will be trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to square Saturn in Pisces, that doesn’t mean you’ve got to set the world on fire. Sure, it’ll probably be hard to express yourself emotionally thanks to these dumb vibes, but setting things on fire won’t make things better. Have a cup of tea, simmer down, and give yourself time to sift through your emotions. This little energy shift is a lesson about working through your feelings and learning a little about you — THEN you can get on with some fabulous action!

  • Leo 12-24-23

    Dec 24, 2023… That’s not heartburn you’re feeling Leo, it’s love! As the Moon in Taurus trines Pluto in Cap and then moves into Gemini to square Saturn in Pisces, there will be a shift from to a more romantic vibe. Talk about some “Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir.” Okay, so I don’t actually speak French, but I think that is definitely some kind of proposition. Get your romance on with the vibes this Sunday! If you aren’t into va-va-voom romance right now, that’s cool. Platonic romance is a thing! Go pamper your pals or yourself. Love is love.

  • Cancer 12-24-23

    Dec 24, 2023… Clinging to the nearest human and vowing to never let go isn’t romantic. I don’t care if Jack and Rose made it seem that way. This strategy will likely have that self-same nearest human pushing you off the door and into the freezing-ass ocean, so to speak. With the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to square Saturn in Pisces, you could be feeling emotional but having a hard time expressing what’s on your mind. Giving the ones you love room to breathe and if the words won’t flow between you until you adjust to the energy shift can totally help. If you want that good loving, you might want to back up until they catch the romantic vibe themselves, Crabby.

  • Gemini 12-24-23

    Dec 24, 2023… If today you feel unsure about how to express yourself, you could always try interpretive dance. For instance, a little striptease could be the not-so-subtle hint to your partner that you want to get laid, if words won’t suffice. Interpretive dance could have mixed reactions in the workplace, and nudity isn’t recommended (two letters: HR). Not in the mood for interpretive dance, Gem? Maybe just give yourself time, and the words will come. With the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to square Saturn in Pisces, you could find yourself at a loss for words. As things shift during the day into a more emotional vibe, you may be able to intimately connect without the need for interpretive movement (pfft what’s the fun in that??). Go, be light as a fairy and as a graceful as a swan, Twins.

  • Taurus 12-24-23

    Dec 24, 2023… If Taureans could curb stomp their emotions and leave them in a dumpster for the rats, they probably would. Especially this Sunday because the Moon in Taurus will be trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to square Saturn in Pisces. Difficulty expressing yourself emotionally could be in your future (as if that’s new). Will you rise to the challenge and show the Universe who’s boss? Yes, yes, yes! Just be patient with yourself and the nubs around you. Given time and patience, tough emotions will likely be a hell of a lot easier to navigate for a boss like you. Feelings aren’t always easy, but you have the power to deal with them. Power up, Bull.