Author: systems

  • Aries 1-28-24

    Jan 28, 2024… Fasten your seatbelt, Ram, because this day could be one giant rollercoaster of feels. Hope you like heights. And plummets. And big-ass loops. With the Moon in Virgo trine Mars and Venus in Cap and Uranus in Taurus, you could find the vibes a little intense. Your innate ability to go with the flow will have you managing this particular ride with more excitement than some members of the Zodiac. In fact, if you stick to what excites you, you’ll likely feel a big push toward achieving your goals and getting things done. Drowning out the voice of haters will be easy as pie and twice as nice, Aries friend!

  • 1-27-24

    Today’s Astrovibe for 1/27/24: The Moon will move into Virgo to oppose Saturn in Pisces, trine Venus in Capricorn and trine Jupiter in Taurus. Spicy, spicy, spicy. Maybe a little assertion in your day with a side of diplomacy and balance? That could be how you’ll be getting it done. This day will be as wide open for potential as you’re willing to let it be. *wink wink*

  • Pisces 1-27-24

    Jan 27, 2024… You might be tempted to serve your tea hot, but careful that you don’t go too far. Your razor-sharp wit can cut when you want, and the harm that does to relationships could be significant if you don’t add a little kindness to any truths you drop today. With a Virgo Moon opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Venus in Capricorn and trine Jupiter in Taurus, say what you need to say (no use in holding back) but be aware that a touch of love will be abso-toot-ly essential in the delivery. Otherwise it would be like the pizza delivery guy tossing a scalding pie at your face and then expecting a tip. No one likes when that happens, so keep empathy front and center, Fishy.

  • Aquarius 1-27-24

    Jan 27, 2024… Is that indigestion from speed-eating tacos on your lunchbreak or spicy love a-brewing in an Aquarian’s chest? That all depends on you… and whether or not you’ve eaten a bunch of tacos recently. With a Virgo Moon opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Venus in Capricorn and trine Jupiter in Taurus, some flirty vibes will be floating in the air. You could wear a gas mask OR you could embrace the vibes and enjoy some romance — even if that just means binging rom-coms or a gaming marathon with your cat Potato by your side. Do your thang, WB. The vibes will have your booty — er, I mean back.

  • Capricorn 1-27-24

    Jan 27, 2024… Holy guacamole, Cappy! With a Virgo Moon opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Venus in Capricorn and trine Jupiter in Taurus, you could find yourself getting an extra kick in the tail toward your goals. While you’ve got plenty of initiative and spice all on your own, expect to use a tad more diplomacy than usual to get your point across. Like, any diplomacy at all. Whether you’ll be facing relationship issues, a work challenge, or just processing some deep inner stuff, you’ll need that Virgo Moon sense to make true headway. As long as you keep centered, you’ll likely show the world that you really are that and a side of queso! Now, pass the margaritas.

  • Sagittarius 1-27-24

    Jan 27, 2024… It’s my stuff and I need it now! With the incoming Virgo Moon opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Venus in Capricorn and trine Jupiter in Taurus, Sagittarians could get a boost in their assertive side this Saturday. Take what’s yours — in a politely constructive, assertive way. Or, stand up for something or someone that’s important to you. The vibes will be ideal for these sorts of assertive things and you won’t need even a single drop of “liquid courage” to help you through the rough spots. It’ll be all you all the way, Saggy. Be fabulous. Be brave. Be you!

  • Scorpio 1-27-24

    Jan 27, 2024… My lips are made of skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow? Uhm. Well, the lovely Scorpio could go into flirty mode thanks to a Virgo Moon opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Venus in Capricorn and trine Jupiter in Taurus, and cheesy pick-up lines will likely be flowing out of their mouths. Just be careful not to mix business with pleasure and don’t string along a friend just for the affectionate attention. Words really are powerful, so use your flirt-alicious lines carefully and wisely. Get your romance on (if you’re feeling up to it), but also use your brain before you hand out feigned flirty interest like it’s free chocolate. Think and love!

  • Libra 1-27-25

    Jan 27, 2024… Charging to the next stage of your plan like a bull sighting a waving red flag may not be the best look for you, Libra. With a Virgo Moon opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Venus in Capricorn and trine Jupiter in Taurus, you’ll likely find the vibes can put a more measured pace in your stride. Consider your plan carefully. Does it still match what you want and need? While you love following a plan through to the end, make sure your goals still align with your ultimate vision. Like, you don’t want to blindly sprint toward goals that no longer align with your purpose. Instead, try dreaming a new dream or seeing new possibilities. That more measured pace will allow you to take an interesting detour or new path if you lend yourself to flexibility and a bit more patience. Don’t worry, Scales. You’ll still get where you want to go; choose to enjoy the journey, too.

  • Virgo 1-27-24

    Jan 27, 2024… Do you smell melting plastic?? Like, is something burning or is it just your hot desires, Virgo (wink, wink)? With Moon in Virgo opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Venus in Capricorn and trine Jupiter in Taurus, you could find your spicy side awakening this Saturday. What you do with this ooh-la-la energy is up to you, but be wary of becoming overly aggressive or pushy with this utterly plutonic energy. Channel the earthy Virgo Moon vibe to find a sweet spot of getting what you want without going too far. You’ve got this, V!

  • Leo 1-27-24

    Jan 27, 2024… Do y’all remember Larry the Cable Guy or was that just a weird dream I had? Get er DONE! Nope — still just a nightmare. Lion, with the Virgo Moon opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Venus in Capricorn and trine Jupiter in Taurus, assertion with a side of diplomacy and balance will be fully supported by the cosmic energies this Saturday. Getting er done is basically a Leo’s dream (you know, after getting paid to be fabulous), so soak up the vibes and roll on the tides of productive ecstasy. The day is yours, so own it.

  • Cancer 1-27-24

    Jan 27, 2024… Feeling your heart thump-thump in your pants, Cancer? Well, with Moon in Virgo opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Venus in Capricorn and trine Jupiter in Taurus, Crabbies across the globe could be feeling a fire in their groins (no, not because of STDs — but you might want to get that checked if it is happening all the time) as the vibes shed light on their hottest desires. Feed your inner freak whatever it’s hungering for — as long as it’s legal and with consenting parties. No one to party with because… it’s a pandemic and meeting new people is at an all time low? Hop on that thing you do that gets you passionate about work, learning or whatever your thing is. Smash that.

  • Gemini 1-27-24

    Jan 27, 2024… Holy cannoli, Gemini! You might be tempted to lose your shirt today with a Virgo Moon opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Venus in Capricorn and trine Jupiter in Taurus, but your innate communication skills could help you to avoid burning bridges or destroying strong foundations. Sure, blowing up might feel good in the moment, but your desire for connection may require you to go mend fences later. Save yourself the drama and chill out. Try instead to use the energetic vibes to motivate yourself to get crud done. Work alone if you can’t trust yourself to play well with others this Saturday and power through like the baddest boss around.