Author: systems

  • Gemini 12-6-23

    Dec 6, 2023… No matter how great the lesson behind it, a boring lecture just isn’t gonna teach anybody squat — except maybe how to fall asleep in a desk. Gemini, the vibes this Wednesday with the Moon in Virgo trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Libra will be ideal for helping someone by using your vast experiences to teach others. The biggest struggle you’ll face could be the delivery of the message. Get rid of that rigid stick up your butt and find some creative ways to bestow your knowledge! After all — you’ll be in your element, Gem. Hit humpday with style.

  • Taurus 12-6-23

    Dec 6, 2023… Today, you could get to be helpful AF, Bull. With the Moon in Virgo trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Libra, the vibes will be just right for doing that thing you love to do: teaching, leading, and caring for others. The advice you love to dish out could be exactly what everyone will be in the mood for today — though don’t forget to ask before serving it up. Just don’t be salty: check your judgment. It may be hard to swallow, but you’ll need to give the help that’s asked for, not the help you prefer. Want to spice things up? Add a creative touch to your assistance. This day could be delicious, Bull, if you take your expectations off the menu and try out something new.

  • Aries 12-6-23

    Dec 6, 2023… Being the living embodiment of all things wonderful, you practically sneeze sparkles, walk on rainbows, and ride in to save the day on a magical freaking unicorn. Yes, you. Which is why you’ll be over the flipping moon about today’s Moon in Virgo trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Libra energy. The vibes will be all about taking care of others, which is totally your jam. So many ways to be loyal, so little time! Get creative with it, and have fun, Aries, because your super power will be just what the doctor ordered today. Go sprinkle glitter and beam sparkles or whatever, you creative Ram!

  • 12-5-23

    Today’s Astrovibe for 12/5/23: The Moon in Virgo will oppose Neptune in Pisces and trine Uranus in Taurus today. If you have some frustration or arguments, be sure to play fair. You could learn something that maybe you don’t like — but think it through before reacting, because you actually might be able to use it to your advantage!

  • Pisces 12-5-23

    Dec 5, 2023… If this is the first time you’ve heard life’s not always fair, you might have just crawled out from under a rock — or maybe onto the rock. Whether you’re a fish or magical mermaid, today will be a reminder that life’s little ups and downs make us better. If tempers heat up or arguments flare, don’t feel you have to clap (or snap) back. Instead, use your keen intellect and intuition to consider which reaction will serve you better in the long run. Use your sharp wit to lighten tensions, and navigate Tuesday by staying loyal, fair, and loving in whatever you say and do. Just try to keep calm and mermaid on!

  • Aquarius 12-5-23

    Dec 5, 2023… Do you know something you don’t WANT to know (a secret, some gossip, even an epiphany about yourself that you didn’t want to face). Well, you won’t be able to un-know it now, Aquarius. Your ability to multitask coupled with your keen mental agility could have you considering what to do with what you know, especially with this Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Uranus in Taurus energy. While it could be tempting just to react and say fork the consequences, a more measured approach might be needed to navigate this day without the fallout from hasty decisions. Practice a little patience, table your judgment, and try to think things through. Fair play will go further than some shady crud, but if you’ve thought about it at all, you know that already. Shine bright like a diamond, Water Bearer.

  • Capricorn 12-5-23

    Dec 5, 2023… Hair pulling and biting? No, that’s not the start of some kinky bedroom play (this time). Caps could be taking cheap shots in their arguments today if they give into their lowest vibes promoted by the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Uranus in Taurus. Don’t sink in the Universe’s quicksand, Goat! Grab onto the nearest vine and climb out of it. There will be no need to get down and dirty today, thank you very much. Even as you lock horns with someone today, you can choose to take the high road. Rising above today can lead to great benefits for tomorrow!

  • Sagittarius 12-5-23

    Dec 5, 2023… While Sags tend to be very driven, their minds can get lost in the clouds as they daydream about hopes, dreams, and other fluffy stuff. Well, the vibes today are perfect for being able to express emotions better. That’s cool. That’s great, actually, if you’re due for a much needed heart-to-heart with someone. The downside is, you could also be a little aloof this Tuesday and find your mind floating away like a balloon in a tornado while the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Uranus in Taurus. Ground yourself, Saggy. Dream big, but don’t make such a big leap that you’re living in your dreams instead of living out your dreams. Keep your perspective grounded in reality and you’ll be a-okay!

  • Scorpio 12-5-23

    Dec 5, 2023… All is fair in love and war, except not really. Don’t be shocked if today’s vibes turn the people in your life upside down. Should you find yourself stuck in an argument today, remember to play fair. Now, Scorpster, that means don’t poke at weaknesses or bring up past problems. Salt in the wound will not be necessary. Keep it diplomatic. Pain does not have to beget pain. Even if you’re the one hurting, you can figure how to problem solve rather than devolve. Keep healthy boundaries and don’t let anyone walk on you — but if you approach and conflict with heart and kindness, you can turn this into an amazing day. Be the solution, not the problem.

  • Libra 12-5-23

    Dec 5, 2023… Well, shoot. Somebody just might end up airing out their nasty, dirty laundry all up in your face, Libra. Before you shank that ho, think things through. The new knowledge coming your way on the vibes of the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Uranus in Taurus could actually be useful to you somehow. Take advantage of knowing the truth, Scales. After all, that’s kinda basically your greatest superpower. A good, thought-out strategy can keep you from landing in jail with assault charges. You can plan for war or draft a peace treaty — and I know which one will lift you up and get your ever-closer to your harmonious goals. (Hint: it’s the second one.)

  • Virgo 12-5-23

    Dec 5, 2023… Hold up there, Quick Draw. Rather than shooting first and asking questions later, maybe slow your roll long enough to consider your options. The energy of the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Uranus in Taurus could have Virgos dripping with frustration. That may lead to road rage, clap backs, and letting resentments boil over. If that all sounds like total crap, try self-care, thinking before reacting, and generally avoiding any behavior that could have you described as a psycho later. You might just learn something about yourself that you can use to reach your goals later. So be cool and carry on, V.

  • Leo 12-5-23

    Dec 5, 2023… Knowledge is power but sometimes having power sucks. Leo, the vibes today could shed light on stuff you didn’t want to know about. Like, not worse than walking in on your grandma with a hooker (shivers). But, even if you learn something that you really don’t like, try not to overreact right off the bat. Take a beat and think it through. A shift in perspective could help you see how to use what you’ve learned to your advantage. Breathe, assess, and plan like the cool dude/dudette you are.