Author: systems

  • Pisces 11-17-23

    Nov 17, 2023… Alert! Alert! Pisces mood shift ahead… and it probably won’t be pretty. In fact, it will probably smell like feet. A cave in the wilderness might be calling your name, but hiding from your problems is unlikely to solve them. The Moon in Cap conjunct Pluto and trine Uranus in Taurus, and your emotions might seem like one giant dumpster fire. Instead of waving the white flag on adulthood and retreating back into your shell, you could consider using today’s energy to find clarity. Some nagging worries about a project or relationship may surge to the surface, but that’ll be an opportunity to decide how you want to live. Your sense of self is strong, my Fishy friend, so choose what brings you joy. Your cave can wait.

  • Aquarius 11-17-23

    Nov 17, 2023… *Screeches* Everything is awesome! Everything is cool when you’re part of a team! Seriously, working with others is super important and Caps could learn a thing or two from the LEGO Movie theme song. However, you might have a hard time accepting help from others today, especially with the Moon in Cap conjunct Pluto and trine Uranus in Taurus. Aquarians tend to be very determined by nature and you’ll likely feel the need to deal with today’s mess on your own. Here’s the thing: it’s okay to get help from others. I mean, you can totally get crud done by yourself, but that doesn’t mean you have go it alone! Teamwork makes the dream work, my dear.

  • Capricorn 11-17-23

    Nov 17, 2023… Like a zit magically appearing in the middle of your forehead on picture day, revealing things about Capricorns will likely pop up today. You could be facing some stark truths about yourself this Friday, and we all know how a Goat deals with uncomfortable emotions (AKA they don’t). The Moon in Cap will conjunct Pluto and trine Uranus in Taurus and that tends to bring a wave of icky emotional stuff with it. So, put your thinking cap on and prepare yourself for battle, Cappy. You’ll have some crud to work through today, so do what you do best. Face it. Deal with it. Move forward. Don’t give into denial. It may seem easier at first, but in the long run denial will really screw you up. Just be amazingly you and you will have a fabulous Friday!

  • Sagittarius 11-17-23

    Nov 17, 2023… Like a diaper full of green, stinky poop, Friday will have an energy for a change for Sag. Today the Moon in Cap will conjunct Pluto and trine Uranus in Taurus, leaving you open to vibes of extra sensitivity. As if you needed more of that crap, right? You’ll likely feel the need to break away from the norm. Whether it’s finding a fun new hobby, discovering a new series to binge watch, or something equally exciting, you can own those vibes and use them to change things up. Bring something new and exciting into your life, Saggy!

  • Scorpio 11-17-23

    Nov 17, 2023… You know those people who would rather scratch their own skin off just to feel excited than risk being bored for even a millisecond? Yeah, they’re probably a Scorpio. Today’s vibes will have the Scorpster itching for a way to break from the norm of their daily grind (again). After all, many tend to believe that boredom is a disease that must be avoided at all costs. Anything too repetitive and predictable just won’t do. Use the vibes today to explore new territory and develop novel, fun ideas. You never know what you could unlock with your creativity! Think outside the box, Phoenix, and you’ll be golden. Put on your inventive cap and go nuts!

  • Libra 11-17-23

    Nov 17, 2023… “I’ve got this” would make a great face tattoo for you, Libra, if face tatts were ever a good idea. (They’re not. Even in prison.) You definitely tend to lead with a master plan and plenty of self-confidence. But, the fact that you CAN do everything yourself doesn’t mean you always should. The Moon in Cap conjunct Pluto and trine Uranus in Taurus will be like an overly emotional boss, and you may just have to suck it up, buttercup, and accept help when it’s offered. It’ll strengthen your relationships and remind you that sometimes it’s nice not to have to do all the things on your own, Scales. 🙂

  • Virgo 11-17-23

    Nov 17, 2023… Is that burning leather I smell coming from your pocket? The Moon in Cap will conjunct Pluto and trine Uranus in Taurus today, which basically translates to vibes that could be adventurous and maybe even a bit restless. Because of these energies, you could be very tempted to throw caution to the wind and overspend your budget. The good news — you’re ahead of the game just by knowing about this energy. Suck on that, Universe! So, chase your dreams and have fun, Virgo, but be mindful to keep the good times within your budget this Friday to avoid being pissed at yourself later. The flames of your adventurous spirit don’t have to burn any holes in your wallet. Not today, Satan!

  • Leo 11-17-23

    Nov 17, 2023… Like a bird pooping on your newly washed car, the Universe is about to drop a big one on Leo — the temptation to snitch on yourself. Today’s Moon in Cap conjunct Pluto and trine Uranus in Taurus, and the vibes will be all about revealing things about yourself that you’d rather keep hidden. Show the Universe how strong you truly are, oh Great Lion! Like, don’t go around trying to lift up school buses and junk. That’s not what I mean. I’m talking about your inside strengths. You’re a badass Leo and you can deal with anything the Cosmos could ever drop on you, and thrive while you’re at it.

  • Cancer 11-17-23

    Nov 17, 2023… You’ve got one of those faces, don’t you Cancer? People come up and tell you their life story? Yeah. Now, just because someone spills their life story to you doesn’t mean you have to do the same with the Moon in Cap conjunct Pluto and trine Uranus in Taurus today. Your need for connection could trip you up, Crabby, if you encounter a deep over-sharer. Any superficial bonding over shared secrets might seem like a shortcut to making a new friend or an ally at work, but it’ll likely be damaging in the long run. Take your time and let relationships grow organically. Shoving those skeletons back in the closet and letting trust develop at a more reasonable pace will help solidify any new connections started up today, Crab.

  • Gemini 11-17-23

    Nov 17, 2023… “Fierce, proud, and capable of greatness.” I mean, I wouldn’t put it on a Tinder profile, but it describes Geminis pretty perfectly, right? “Scattered and demanding” also work, but they don’t have quite the same flair, do they? Today’s vibes might require that you accept help, which could be hard on your pride. Swallow it. Because sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. Look at swallowing your pride as setting a good example as a leader: let them help you. It is going to be a simply fantastic vibe for you if you embrace a little help from your friends. Note: if the help you need involves creating an online dating profile, maybe avoid the words “swallow” and “choke,” though. Just saying!

  • Taurus 11-17-23

    Nov 17, 2023… It’s hard for people to mind their own business if you keep talking about your stuff. There is a such thing as too much information, Bull, and any impulse to tell all that might strike won’t serve you well today. Not everyone can be trusted with your secrets. Today’s energy can be ideal for finding a balance between revealing more of who you are without giving up all your secrets to people who don’t really give a crap about you other than being jealous and wanting to gossip about you. Your trusting nature can help you see the good in people, but for the very best day — simply shine your very best light to the world.

  • Aries 11-17-23

    Nov 17, 2023… Put down the phone, Aries, and back up. In this age of taking photos of our food and sharing our every thought in real-time, we sometimes forget that there’s a such thing as too much information. TMI is alive and well, and today’s Moon in Cap conjunct Pluto and trine Uranus in Taurus energy will want to bring it to the surface. Your sensitive soul will also be likely to retreat at any sign of rejection. Instead of wading in a new social situation with a truth bomb, try focusing on showing off your beautiful personality — rather than sharing all your secrets. Your love, loyalty, and sensitivity are all superpowers that make you easy to love. You don’t have to expose your every thought for others to want to know (and love) you. Just being you will do that.