Author: systems

  • Taurus 11-15-23

    Nov 15, 2023… Another day, another chance to achieve your secret fantasy of swimming in a pool of chocolate pudding. Wait, what? I mean, it’s cold and all, but if swimming in pudding is your thing, I’m only judging you a little. Well, Taurus, you could be in for some learning today! There will be a serious edge in the air today, which will probably be fine by you. Makes it easier for you to get it done. Please, though, remember to take a fun break and enjoy yourself. Your lesson today might just be learning how not to be so serious 24/7! Take a break, Bull.

  • Aries 11-15-23

    Nov 15, 2023… Today’s energy could feel like a warm healing bath, the kind with aromatherapy, candles on the side, a relaxing facial, and maybe some light spiritual awakening. With the Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces, the vibes will be strong for healing, learning lessons, and moving ever closer to your goals. Aries, your natural intuitive agility could have you sinking in easily into the warm bath of healing while less emotionally adept signs could be struggling like a cat in a tub. Focus on absorbing the day’s lessons, healing yourself, and helping others when you can, and you’ll likely come out of this day feeling fresh and clean.

  • 11-14-23

    Today’s Astrovibe for 11/14/23: The Moon in Sag will conjunct Mercury and trine Saturn in Pisces today. So much energy will be swirling around. Don’t let assertion or your personal power to become pushy or too aggressive. Put yourself out there and win, though, because you CAN.

  • Pisces 11-14-23

    Nov 14, 2023… Starting every sentence with “I think not” or screaming “move your tail” at anyone in your way may not win over any hearts today — or any day really. The vibes of the Moon in Sag will be conjunct Mercury and trine Saturn in Pisces could reflect wanting to make a big push toward what you want, but pushing others won’t get you there any faster. Sit your fine tail down, take a deep breath, and remember that your natural charisma and nurturing ways will get you where you’re going without the need to bulldoze everyone out of your way. Now get on out there, my Fishy friend.

  • Aquarius 11-14-23

    Nov 14, 2023… Do you wanna be #Winning like Charlie Sheen (Okay, well, I mean, with a side of sanity)? Like, who doesn’t enjoy being a winner?! You’ll be in luck, WB, because the Moon in Sag will be conjunct Mercury and trine Saturn in Pisces today and will promote vibes that’ll be great for putting yourself out there and winning like a boss. Have some ambitions you’ve been itching to go after? Um, always, Aquarius! Channel the awesome sauce vibes, chase them down and get your dream on!

  • Capricorn 11-14-23

    Nov 14, 2023… All this energy may have you feeling EXTRA extra, Cap. The hot stamina of the Moon in Sag conjunct Mercury and trine Saturn in Pisces could have you vibing on a bit of a power trip. Watch that you don’t fall flat on your face or get carried away. Instead, enjoy the strong energy by applying yourself to a task (or ten). Your quick-witted approach combined with this badass wave of energy could have you kicking some metaphorical tail and taking first and last names.

  • Sagittarius 11-14-23

    Nov 14, 2023… Big energy will be in the air today — think power, confidence, maturity — not an excuse to be acting like an asshat (I’m looking at ALL the Fire signs when I say that!). The Moon in Sag will be conjunct Mercury and trine Saturn in Pisces, and the vibe will be bold for assertiveness and moving forward. You’ll want to make sure your powerful push forward looks like personal growth and not shoving everyone in your path, Saggy. Dial down any aggression and embrace the beautiful empowerment in the air today.

  • Scorpio 11-14-23

    Nov 14, 2023… YOU’RE A WINNER, SCORPIO. Sorry for yelling, but I just really need you to know how awesome you are. You deserve to embrace the fabulous and spicy vibes today, put yourself out there, and fecking win at whatever you do this Tuesday. You, Scorpster, can be a total rock star. Use the Moon in Sag conjunct Mercury and trine Saturn in Pisces as a confidence booster and go fearlessly in the direction of your goals. You deserve some goodness and a few wins, buddy!

  • Libra 11-14-23

    Nov 14, 2023… An idiot cannot be beaten in an argument, Libra — even though you’re probably right. As the old saying goes, idiots have a way of dragging you down to their level and beating you with experience. Today’s vibes could propel you into an argument. Don’t let the feelings of assertion tickle your need to be right and get you into arguments with dimwits. You could be stuck there all day! Or worse, come out of it dumber (I’m SURE stupidity is a communicable disease). Use the vibes for better things, Scales. Maybe try sharing your thoughts with those who are on your level! Your time and ideals are valuable.

  • Virgo 11-14-23

    Nov 14, 2023… Like having a car battery hooked up to your nipples (don’t try this at home, kids!), Virgos could be feeling quite the zap of energy thanks to the Moon in Sag, probably tongue kissing with Mercury and trine Saturn. If you don’t find a way to let that energy out, you could end up bursting at the seams! Finish up those projects from forever ago that you forgot about or make some new Terrific Tuesday plans. Do what you can to use up the super-charged vibes and you may be able to contribute something meaningful to the world.

  • Leo 11-14-23

    Nov 14, 2023… Screaming MOVE MOVE MOVE at the car in front of you won’t make it go. Same applies to pushing friends, partners, or colleagues to see things your way. The energy of the Moon in Sag conjunct Mercury and trine Saturn in Pisces will be so hella huge, and you’ll want to be careful not to come across as pushy. Sit your butt back down and let other people have a say for a much more harmonious day. Hey, you think all the bad words you want, but keep it cool and your quiet power will be be felt. You’ve got this, Leo!

  • Cancer 11-14-23

    Nov 14, 2023… Whew! What a rush! The vibes this Tuesday will be chock full of magnificence. You could actually be feeling pretty dang good if you tap into these energies. Just don’t turn into a monster of a Crab and allow that Moon in Sag conjunct Mercury and trine Saturn in Pisces power to make you salty. You’ve got way too much style to waste on that. Let that intense and breathtaking side of you out to play for a memorable day.