Author: systems

  • Capricorn 10-15-23

    Oct 15, 2023… Smacking a few heads together in hopes of knocking some sense in them is a fool’s errand, Cappy. Plus, that’s a way to get assault charges pressed against ya. While you just want to share your knowledge and help someone out, it could help to sprinkle sugar on your method of delivery with the Moon in Scorpio conjunct Mars and trine Saturn in Pisces. Avoid unsolicited advice and trying to bend others to your will. You’ll be way more effective if you use today’s energy to encourage others rather than being a battering ram.

  • Sagittarius 10-15-23

    Oct 15, 2023… If you tell someone that you just got advice from some scorpions, they’ll probably write you off as bat poop crazy. In regards to Signs, though, you Sagittarians are quite insightful. With this vibe, your ability to care for people is strong, especially coupled with your knack for deep thoughts. The energy today may even have you wanting to teach someone something. Listen to your heart as well as your head if you feel the urge to offer someone guidance today. You can be a rocking guru.

  • Scorpio 10-15-23

    Oct 15, 2023… Sometimes you just gotta throw out the whole recipe and pour in as much sugar as you want into those brownies. Aye, Scorpsters aren’t ones to mince words. You judge like Judy and don’t care who knows it. However, your tendency to spout out your opinions coupled with today’s Moon in Scorpio conjunct Mars and trine Saturn in Pisces could get you into trouble. Throw out the Universe’s recipe for today and instead watch how you say things and watch your body language. What you say and how you say it will be key to how your messages come across. Keep it real, but keep it kind, too.

  • Libra 10-15-23

    Oct 15, 2023… Does forcing your will on others count if it’s for their own good? Surely, that’s an act of altruism. Um, no, Scales, it really isn’t, but nice try! Your super helping super powers can organize the bejeezus out of a closet or trim the fat from a budget until it begs for one more bite, but it’ll come across as annoying and inconsiderate if applied to actual humans. This strong energy can work in your favor when you apply it to dealing with your own stuff. Clearing out your own messy energy will help you be a better friend, family member, lover, worker, and all-around happy human.

  • Virgo 10-15-23

    Oct 15, 2023… It’s okay, Virgo, not everyone can ride the roller coaster without puking. Today, the Moon in Scorpio will be conjunct Mars and trine Saturn in Pisces. So, the vibe will be showering Virgos with energies of restlessness and healing vibes. Don’t be surprised if you feel like you need a hug or could use a massage to keep you calm on today’s rollercoaster of energies. Even some yoga (or ice cream… or spicy stuff… or a nap) could help you de-stress today. Stay cool and carry on, V.

  • Leo 10-15-23

    Oct 15, 2023… Look out, Earth. Leo’s out of bed. Hide your children! Today, Lions will be faced with the challenge of finding a balance between assertion and effectively getting what they want. When people stand in your way, you’re not one to pull punches — or sharp claws. With the vibes coming in today, you could cause others quite a bit of pain if you get off the rails and start waving that ish around. Dial it back, and use your intuitive powers of persuasion to get what you want — just because you can. You got this, Leo.

  • Cancer 10-15-23

    Oct 15, 2023… Beep-boop-bop. Computers overtaking the world! Humans enslaved! Well, don’t worry, that’s not today’s horoscope forecast. Like a computer, your ability to assess and act swiftly is on point with this energy. However, today’s vibes may have Cancers getting a bit… aggressive. Your challenge today will be to find a balance between being hypercritical and being effective. Like a computer, assess your best course of action. Less cranky people means better odds of getting what you want.

  • Gemini 10-15-23

    Oct 15, 2023… Don’t be an energy draining smother-fluffer, Gem. Much as you want to squish the ones you love, today’s Moon in Scorpio conjunct Mars and trine Saturn in Pisces energy will have people wanting to drive a stake through your over-enthusiastic heart if you don’t back it up. Show love and offer help without becoming an energy vampire sucking the ever-loving life out of everyone around you. When you get through the day un-staked, you’ll thank me. Now get out there and spread some joy, ya hear me?

  • Taurus 10-15-23

    Oct 15, 2023… Going all Yoda on someone might not be the best use of today’s strong Scorpio Moon energy, Bull. Your desire to help friends reach their potential makes you an awesome, loyal, fierce friend, but giving advice and help where it may not be wanted just makes you a giant pain in the butt. Your good intentions may be misunderstood if you don’t find a balance between helping out and being a massive forehead zit. Instead of diving in with your superior knowledge, ask how you can help. You’ll look good, and you won’t annoy the ish out of anyone. Win-win!

  • Aries 10-15-23

    Oct 15, 2023… Be the Boss, not a bossy beast, Ram. You know what I mean. Of course you do. Your tendency to go after what you desire might just border on the aggressive side today. Try to direct a Moon in Scorpio conjunct Mars and trine Saturn in Pisces vibe into being a rock — in a good way. Offer help. Show up for other people. Your strength will be in your compassion, not your know-it-all-ness. Be the great fishy friend you are — to yourself and others — to get the most out of today’s powerful healing energy.

  • 10-14-23

    Today’s Astrovibe for 10/14/23: The Moon in Libra will conjunct the Sun today. Spicy vibe. Love, attraction, sensuality… all those things can be forefront with this energy… even for the singles!

  • Pisces 10-14-23

    Oct 14, 2023… You’re bringing schmexy back today, Pisces, not that you ever let it far from your sight. Your mad braniac skills will help you manage love and attraction while taking care of business. Wearing something that makes you feel hot might help with your mojo, but today will be an amazing vibe with the Moon in Libra conjunct the Sun. You’ll feel confident about who you are and what you’ve got to offer the world.