Author: systems

  • Sagittarius 11-23-23

    Nov 23, 2023… Ah, yeah! It’s Thursday, and you’re going to want to chuck your worries into the bucket. Yes… it’s true. A hot energy for a Sag to just exist will be hanging in the air. Ride this fierce feeling like a powerful wave lifting you to where you want to go today. Growth, change, striving for more — all possible with this vibe that’s like a big restart button. That thing you’ve been wanting more than anything else on your plate, Saggy? It’s a great vibe to go for it — no matter what your IT is, with the Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron and trine Mercury in Sag. You’ve got this!

  • Scorpio 11-23-23

    Nov 23, 2023… Tired of talking to walls, Scorpio? Me, too. (As long a they aren’t talking back, you’re still okay.) Your friendliness tends to draw people in, but your unique — sometimes weird AF — ideas can confuse people and even push them away. Use the vibes today to communicate like the Chair of Marketing for a major company. You’ll be able to get your point across with ease and maybe even get your way, with a little tact. With these strengthening energies in the air as the Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron and trine Mercury in Sag, you can make this day one to remember. Express yourself and explain your ideas to people without fear. Pursue your ideas for new inventions. Take a fun trip you’ve been daydreaming about if you can swing it. Whatever you do, take this day by the reigns and ride it into the sunset with hope in your heart and words of wisdom flowing out of your mouth like a glittering rainbow. Yeehaw, Cowboy/girl/human.

  • Libra 11-23-23

    Nov 23, 2023… Call up the Queen and tell her you run this place, Libra — today at any rate. You were born to rock the hell out of a day like this one. The energy of the Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron and trine Mercury in Sag may have you on a power trip — but it can be like riding an epic wave of electricity if you use your powers for good. The vibes will be powerful for advancing a dream whether you take it in one small step or one giant-ass leap. Just don’t trample anyone on your rise to success, and you’ll be more likely to have plenty of people happy to celebrate your achievements with you.

  • Virgo 11-23-23

    Nov 23, 2023… Buckle your seatbelt today, Virgo. It’s going to be, well… interesting (or it could suck. That’s up to you.). Remember, while you could find yourself dropping more F-bombs than usual, for F**K’s sake, V, remember there can be kids around. Just bite your tongue… (F**K) ouch! Right? It will be all about progress today with the Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron and trine Mercury in Sag. Growing pains can pop up… OR you could embrace it like the boss you are and power right on through.

  • Leo 11-23-23

    Nov 23, 2023… Like a king drunk off of power and bad wine, the lordly Lion will be facing an influx (or reflux) of raging potential. While that could lead to King Henry the VIII type behavior (e.g. beheading all his wives like a sociopath), you could instead choose to capitalize on your potential like the Burger King and make big bucks. Today’s energies with the Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron and trine Mercury in Sag will be bubbling up for success. The key for growth, though, will be managing your pesky emotions. If you give into anger, you could successfully burn down a town. Or — OR — you could use optimism as your guide! Rather than beheading a handful of women who fail to bear you sons, search for success in more meaningful avenues in your life. Will you be a tyrant or a savior? The king of destruction or the emperor of good vibes? The choice yours, Leo.

  • Cancer 11-23-23

    Nov 23, 2023… Think of this day like a cake. A big cake with lots of icing, all for you. Maybe with sprinkles. So many sprinkles. A delicious chocolate cake… and dammit, now I forgot where I was going with this and just want to eat cake! Oh, right — this is a horoscope. Okay, Cancer: today, you could have your cake and eat it, too — whatever the heck that’s supposed to mean. This Thursday will be serving up a big fat slice of positive energy that’s great for furthering your already awesome plan to one day rule the world (or score a slice of cake at lunch, idk). There will be a fricking fantastic vibe for getting your point across without coming across like you’re on a power trip. Now — go out and be fabulous while I go find some damn cake!

  • Gemini 11-23-23

    Nov 23, 2023… Your my-way-or-the-highway tendencies will likely be heightened by the vibes of Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron and trine Mercury in Sag today, Bull. While that could turn you into a perfectionist, that’s kind of a waste of your potential. Instead, use today’s vibes and your admirable willpower to get to the next level in your work life, personal life, or your secret life (Hey, who am I to judge?). Work with today’s vibes to rise up and get your way, Gem. It’ll be about damn time for a promotion or the next step toward your intentions, yeah?

  • Taurus 11-23-23

    Nov 23, 2023… Like a shopaholic with a no-limit platinum credit card, you may be feeling like the world is your oyster. Today, the energy will be buzzing with positivity, power and the Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron and trine Mercury in Sag. Using it to make major headway on a goal could have you feeling like that shopaholic post-shopping-binge-glow — only without the massive debt, ten dead tree’s worth of receipts and heavy shopping bags of stuff you don’t need, Taurus. Meeting goals and avoiding drama will help you find the balance you’ll be craving.

  • Aries 11-23-23

    Nov 23, 2023… Want to know the upside of bullcrap? It makes great fertilizer. Spread poop — get flowers. It’s the circle of life. You’re heading into the weekend soon, and the vibe will be strong for growth, Aries. Use any bullsheep you encountered during the week to grow into the goal you’ve been working your tail off to achieve, Ram. With the Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron and trine Mercury in Sag, you’ve got resilience in spades, and today will be an amazing time to bloom.

  • 11-22-23

    Today’s Astrovibe for 11/22/23: The Moon in Pisces will conjunct Neptune and trine Mars in Scorpio, then move to Aries to trine the Sun in Sag today. You don’t need to hog the spotlight. You’re awesome without doing those things, because today will have a vibe where you can shine by simply being you.

  • Pisces 11-22-23

    Nov 22, 2023… “You can’t spell awesome without ME,” and you can’t spell Pisces without IS, which clearly means Fishies are extra awesome when they work together with other people. Leading with the not-so-humble brag won’t endear you to those around you, and compromise may not be your favorite, but as the Moon in Pisces conjuncts Neptune and trines Mars in Scorpio, then moves to Aries to trine the Sun in Sag, being a team player will be an important part of work and relationships today. Period. Be awesome, but don’t be an ass about it. Remember that other people’s shine-y parts won’t dull your own.

  • Aquarius 11-22-23

    Nov 22, 2023… Like a greedy kid who broke into a bakery and is refusing to leave, the Aquarian’s nature may just cause them some serious issues today. The Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune and trine Mars in Scorpio, then moving to Aries to trine the Sun in Sag, shining light on your steadfast determination. I know, I know, it’s basically in your nature and it can be a good thing when it comes to standing your ground like a boss, but are you really gonna let “nature” control how you act today? I think tf not. Exercise your other traits and don’t let those lower urges take the lead today. You are pretty darn awesome even without that pesky “unmoving rock” trait. Be creative. Be affectionate. Be dependable. Be you.