Author: systems

  • Sagittarius 9-20-23

    Sep 20, 2023… Don’t freak out, Saggy! It’s all an illusion. This Wednesday the Moon in Sag will square Saturn in Pisces and shall promote static, stale energies. Perhaps you’ll feel like you’re at a standstill, or worse, like you’re slowly drowning in quicksand. Remain calm. You have the power to pull yourself out of that funk. Choose to keep moving forward, even if it feels a bit slower than usual. One step at a time, you’ll get to where you’re going. Keep cool and carry on, Sag.

  • Scorpio 9-20-23

    Sep 20, 2023… Calling time-out on the day may not actually make anything stop, but if you feel like you’re being held back, it could be time for a snack break, Scorpio. We’ll have a Moon in Sag square Saturn in Pisces, and frustration could abound. Might as well sit down and have a sweet treat until it passes. Or it may just be time to work smarter, not harder, until things move along. Maybe have a Snickers. You’re not your best Scorpster self when you’re hangry.

  • Libra 9-20-23

    Sep 20, 2023… Oh poop nuggets! Libra, there will be constipated vibes clogging up today thanks to the Moon in Sag square Saturn in Pisces. I’m not just talking about difficulties in your tummy, though. Rather, you could feel like you’re not getting anywhere, whether that’s on a particular task or life in general. Things just might seem like they’re not moving along. Of course, that’s just the illusion of the energies and it shall pass. You could get to where you’re going sooner than you may think. Keep doing what you’re doing, Scales.

  • Virgo 9-20-23

    Sep 20, 2023… If today you sort of feel like a turtle slogging through molasses, don’t give up! We’ll have a Moon in Sag square Saturn in Pisces, and that might bring in some stubborn energy — creating a sense of being held back. But today’s vibe won’t be trying to race ahead through the resistance; instead, it’ll be about doing one right thing at a time until you get where you’re going. You’d probably much rather be cruising at top speed and listening to your favorite tunes, but a more sedate pace could give you a chance to enjoy the scenery and take stock of your journey. So, maybe cool your jets but don’t quit them completely. The finish line could be just around the corner, lovely Virgo.

  • Leo 9-20-23

    Sep 20, 2023… Today you might feel less fragile like a flower and more fragile like a bomb, but try not to blow. Today’s Moon in Sag square Saturn in Pisces might come with frustrations you didn’t want, but that doesn’t mean you’ve got to lose your spit over it, Lion. Instead, cool your considerable jets and consider how to use the slower pace to take some time for you. You’re great about taking care of everyone else and still getting everything done but today’s frustrations could create space for self-care. Then everyone won’t walk around you like a ticking time bomb, and you might feel a tiny bit more in control of the day — just the way you like.

  • Cancer 9-20-23

    Sep 20, 2023… If there’s not enough coffee in the world to get you through this day, you might be feeling the vibe of a Moon in Sag square Saturn in Pisces. First of all, you might be underestimating (a) yourself (b) your coffee or (c) drinking decaf. So, before you decide to throw a massive pity party with a pithy phrase scrawled across a cake in icing, consider that this feeling of being thwarted will pass — like all moods eventually do. You don’t have to feel like rolling into this day on a magical rainbow unicorn that sneezes glitter to believe in yourself enough to weather a setback or two, Crabby. In fact, maybe you should have your snarky pity party cake — and eat it, too. It might perk you up and help you face whatever challenges with your usual wit and wisdom. Besides, it’s hump day, so if can get over it, you’ll be well on your way to the freaking weekend!

  • Gemini 9-20-23

    Sep 20, 2023… ARGHH! Sorry to scare ya, Gemini. Just letting out some frustrations. This Wednesday the Moon in Sag will square Saturn in Pisces. If you feel like you’re being held back a bit, it isn’t permanent so don’t lose your momentum or your determination. Also, don’t lose your shirt! It could be frustrating to hit brick wall after brick wall, but it’ll be important not to freak out innocent bystanders. Instead, turn your frustrations into fuel for thinking up and finding ways over, through, under, or around obstacles. You know what to do, Twins.

  • Taurus 9-20-23

    Sep 20, 2023… If being a quitter actually doesn’t sound that bad this morning, you may just need to get over the hump of this hump day, Taurus. The energetic vibe of a Moon in Sag square Saturn in Pisces could bring in a whole lot of stubbornness, and you might be feeling discouraged and held back. That totally sucks lemons! But don’t give up just yet. Throwing in the towel totally isn’t your vibe, but maybe you could use a break to regroup. Take a break, recharge, and then get back out there to show them that a Bull is no quitter!

  • Aries 9-20-23

    Sep 20, 2023… If swimming through a pool of Jell-O sounds delicious yet impossible, then you might have some trouble with the incoming, sluggish vibes of the Moon in Sag square Saturn in Pisces. If you give into the energies, you could feel like you’re in slow motion or like something’s holding you back. That’s only temporary, though. You could wait until the sensation passes or, hear me out, you could shake off the vibes and push forward despite them. Just keep swimming, Ram.

  • 9-19-23

    Today’s Astrovibe for 9/19/23: The Moon in Scorpio will oppose Uranus in Taurus and trine Neptune in Pisces today. A shift from the thoughtful vibe to a little more serious may happen, but innovation is possible and changes to your routine can help you switch things up.

  • Pisces 9-19-23

    Sep 19, 2023… Welcome to the void, where joy comes to die. But not for YOU Pisces. NEVER for YOU. As the Moon in Scorpio will oppose Uranus in Taurus and trine Neptune in Pisces, there will be a shift in the energies from thoughtful and exciting to serious and practical, though. On one hand, that might make mundane tasks easier to focus on. On the other hand, that sounds fluffing awful. Instead of letting this Tuesday turn grey, try spicing things up with spontaneous choices, even if it’s something small like changing up what flavor creamer you put in your coffee. Lighten up, Fishes!

  • Aquarius 9-19-23

    Sep 19, 2023… Put the lime in the coconut and shake it all up, Aquarius. This Tuesday the Moon in Scorpio will be opposing Uranus in Taurus and trine Neptune in Pisces. As a result, the vibes will shift from thoughtful to getting serious about some stuff — and things could feel a little too serious. Luckily, you’ll likely be able to lighten the mood just by switching up your routine and adding a splash of something novel to your otherwise seemingly mundane day. You get to add whatever level of excitement you want while battling the dull vibes. Have fun, Water Bearer.