Author: systems

  • Aries 6-1-23

    Jun 1, 2023… Aries could have an underlying sense of Deja vu today. It can feel like replaying a movie where you already know what is going to happen during parts of your day. Is there a message in this experience? Possibly. If you find yourself thinking deeper thoughts about your life and purpose, dig deep. It could be very enlightening. Be careful not to drop any important balls if you have real work to do, but do explore your feelings to uncover what your soul is trying to say.

  • Pisces 6-1-23

    Jun 1, 2023… No one’s calling you a master manipulator, Fishy. Why would they have to? We all know it isn’t true. It’s just that tricky twisty noggin of yours, always figuring out the angles. With a Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter and Mercury in Taurus, square Mars in Leo, and trine Saturn in Pisces, the mood could be strong for massive miscommunication. Yikes, right? Instead of all that, use the vibes to be very clear about what you say and how you say it. And maybe read any and all fine print today. And while you’re at it, leave off with anything that could be construed as misleading. The day has cluster-fluff written all over it, but it doesn’t have to be if you use your beautiful brain for something other than over-thinking.

  • Aquarius 6-1-23

    Jun 1, 2023… Today’s forecast seems hella stormy, Aquarius. Maybe stay inside, preferably under the covers with coffee, a flashlight, and the latest best seller? No? Must work and pay bills? Or care for child and fur babies? Fine! In that case, maybe try to keep a low profile today. We’ll have a Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter and Mercury in Taurus, square Mars in Leo, and trine Saturn in Pisces, and if I said the wires could get crossed, I’d be understating it. All in all, it won’t be the best day for contracts, negotiations, or bringing up last night’s argument or last year’s annoyance. All else fails? Duct tape over mouth, WB. And just to be clear, I meant YOUR mouth, not the one who might annoy you. Hahaha

  • Capricorn 6-1-23

    Jun 1, 2023… If “trust no one” is your regular workaday motto, you’ll be fine today, Cappy. With a Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter and Mercury in Taurus, square Mars in Leo, and trine Saturn in Pisces, the whole mood will be crazy confusing. Seriously, don’t take anyone’s word for anything, and maybe avoid sharing anything on the Internet you haven’t personally triple fact checked. Could be misunderstandings, could be straight out lies. Make sure you don’t participate in any shady, low-vibing behavior of your own. Shoot straight, Goat. You’ll be fine. Just be truthful and maybe double check everything before you believe it today.

  • Sagittarius 6-1-23

    Jun 1, 2023… Shmanks a bot, Universe. Ugh! Swell, Sag, the Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter and Mercury in Taurus, square Mars in Leo, and trine Saturn in Pisces will reflect energies of miscommunication that will be absolutely splendid for struggle-bussing your way through conversations. Even worse, you might accidentally mislead others if you don’t try to correct any misunderstandings that unfold. No matter how frustrating, take your time to work through the energies. You can do it! Keep calm and correct on, Saggy.

  • Scorpio 6-1-23

    Jun 1, 2023… Blasphemy! Truth loving Scorpio, you could be seriously offended by the Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter and Mercury in Taurus, square Mars in Leo, and trine Saturn in Pisces, because these aspects will encourage miscommunication vibes that could easily lead to misunderstandings. Accidentally misleading people is probably not on your top things to do today, but that’s alright. Despite the vibes, you can stay true to your nature. Seek clarification during confusion and offer explanations if someone asks. You can crush these energies! Go for it.

  • Libra 6-1-23

    Jun 1, 2023… Telling stories is great for works of fiction, but not so much IRL, Libra. Today the Moon in Scorpio will be opposing Jupiter and Mercury in Taurus, square Mars in Leo, and trine Saturn in Pisces, which will unleash vibes of misconceptions and straight up lies. While you can have all the fun you want daydreaming about heroic endeavors and altering your storyline as you please, coming back to Earth means dealing with reality. Don’t go fooling yourself, no matter how hard the truth is to swallow. Otherwise, you can’t grow with your experiences. I believe in you, Scales.

  • Virgo 6-1-23

    Jun 1, 2023… I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something and keep letting people down. Jokes aside, trust issues may be in your future, V. This Thursday the Moon in Scorpio will be opposing Jupiter and Mercury in Taurus, square Mars in Leo, and trine Saturn in Pisces, which will release misleading energies that could tickle your fancy to lie. While you might think you’re sparing someone’s feelings or doing yourself a favor through little white lies, you’ll likely end up shooting your own foot if you’re not upfront about important truths — even if they’re uncomfortable to discuss. Keep it 100, Virgo!

  • Leo 6-1-23

    Jun 1, 2023… Ohhh nooo! I spilled red wine all over my white lies. Leo, watch out for the anti-truth energies this Thursday. The Moon in Scorpio will be opposing Jupiter and Mercury in Taurus, square Mars in Leo, and trine Saturn in Pisces, which will encourage lies, like hiding the truth to spare someone’s feelings or making up stories so you sound more awesome than you already are. You’ll likely need to put extra effort into making sure you don’t accidentally mislead others. Otherwise, you can expect the truth to come out in embarrassing ways down the road. Stay honest, Lion.

  • Cancer 6-1-23

    Jun 1, 2023… Is there anything more uncomfortable than wearing gasoline panties? If you find your undies are aflame for non-amorous and non-medical reasons, perhaps you shouldn’t be a liar, liar with underpants on fire, Cancer. Today’s Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter and Mercury in Taurus, square Mars in Leo, and trine Saturn in Pisces could have communication going sideways. Lying liars might be revealed, but there could also be giant misunderstandings happening, too. While even your trust issues might have trust issues today, try to be a part of the solution, not the problem. Speak clearly and truthfully, give others the benefit of the doubt, and maybe do a little independent face checking of anything you read today. This day doesn’t have to be a flaming underwear situation at all. But if it is, let other liars be revealed and don’t join them.

  • Gemini 6-1-23

    Jun 1, 2023… Wait, wait, wait. Let me get this straight — uhm, nope, cannot compute. Gem, don’t lose your cool with these vibes of misconception coming from the Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter and Mercury in Taurus, square Mars in Leo, and trine Saturn in Pisces. In order to overcome the confusion, it could be vital to read the fine print. Take the time to really think things through and don’t be afraid to ask questions if something isn’t vibing with your brainwaves. You’ve got this, Gemini.

  • Taurus 6-1-23

    Jun 1, 2023… I think interpretive dance might be your best chance of not being MISinterpreted today, Bull. Sure, people might think you’re an oddball, but better that than a liar, am I right? With a Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter and Mercury in Taurus, square Mars in Leo, and trine Saturn in Pisces, the whole mood will be ripe for misunderstanding. On the other hand, refusing to speak might be misinterpreted as the silent treatment. And depending on your dancing skills, someone might think you’re having a medical emergency. So … maybe keep your head down, like under the blankets at home. Or just make sure you’re being honest and clear and try not to get it twisted today, Taurus.