Author: systems

  • Aries 4-22-23

    Apr 22, 2023… Aries could enjoy a meeting of the minds today, especially if you can delve into conversations about the mind itself, the spirit, and the universe. So, enjoy some great conversation today; even seek it out. Put your two cents in, but don’t dismiss the thoughts of others who feel differently. Think of yourself, your own emotions, and how you would feel in those shoes. Soak up the vibe.

  • Pisces 4-22-23

    Apr 22, 2023… Charming and disarming — an incoming Gem mood for a gem of a day. That Gemini Moon trine Pluto in Aquarius and square Saturn in Pisces could have you schmoozing and oozing. Charm, that is. What else with you? A strong assertive power could ease communication as long as you don’t get too caught up in competition, Fishy. As much as you want to be the best, focus on doing your best and don’t waste time clocking everyone else’s progress. You do you, and I’m sure you’ll charm the socks off everyone today.

  • Aquarius 4-22-23

    Apr 22, 2023… Charming one minute, crushing people like a bug the next. Ah, good times, WB! Well, unless you find yourself being the bug. With a Gemini Moon trine Pluto in Aquarius and square Saturn in Pisces, power could be at your fingertips as much as charm. While this could make asserting yourself super easy, it could also send you on a power trip if you put your feelings (and reactions) in the driver’s seat. Instead, use this clever and witty vibe to network, collaborate, and generally practice diplomacy so that you don’t end up flipping the witch switch and trying to turn everyone into frogs or whatever. Use some of your watery, intuitive energy to help rather than hurt today, Aquarius.

  • Capricorn 4-22-23

    Apr 22, 2023… Talk to me, Cap! Let me tell you, the Gemini Moon will trine Pluto in Aquarius and square Saturn in Pisces to reflect powerful communication energies and the potential for an extra sense of possessiveness. It could be difficult to fight the urge to shout out your ownership of things and even people. As we all know, jealousy isn’t cute. At the end of the day, Cappy, you’ll be the one who gets to decide how you channel the energies. Don’t underestimate your power and potential. Like, you can talk yourself out of moments of jealousy. Stay strong.

  • Sagittarius 4-22-23

    Apr 22, 2023… Happy Saturday, Saggy! Your normal mojo may really dig this assertive and powerful mood with a Gemini Moon trine Pluto in Aquarius and square Saturn in Pisces. Your natural wonder will come with a little boost of charm today, but take care that you don’t power trip so hard that you end up falling flat on your face. Your natural fire could tempt you to light things up, but this vibe wasn’t meant for burning things down but for spreading some of that motivation around. Sprinkle that ish around like glitter, Archer, for a sparkly day full of wonder, wit, and charm.

  • Scorpio 4-22-23

    Apr 22, 2023… If I scream for ice cream, and you scream for ice cream, and we all scream for ice cream, will any of us actually be rewarded with frozen treats? Maybe, Scorpio, especially as the Gemini Moon trine Pluto in Aquarius and square Saturn in Pisces will reflect assertive vibes this Saturday. You’ll likely be able to channel them into getting what you want. Yay! Just be wary of the illusion energies floating around, which could make glittering crud look like piles of gold. Keep your goal in your mind’s eye so you don’t get distracted by, well, distractions. Go, Scorpster, go!

  • Libra 4-22-23

    Apr 22, 2023… MINE! ALL MINE! Mwahaha — Whoa, Libra. You could benefit from a chill pill, STAT. Indeed, the Gemini Moon will trine Pluto in Aquarius and square Saturn in Pisces and the resulting vibes will be all about communication, but there will also be possessive energies in the mix. Use your words wisely and stay away from getting possessive with the people you care about. Your own tongue, laced with jealous words, could get you into serious trouble. Instead, pair communication with positive thinking. You can do it, Scales.

  • Virgo 4-22-23

    Apr 22, 2023… The greener the grass, the more manure they probably used. Just FYI, Virgo. Why have I graced you with this stinky wisdom? Well, the Gemini Moon will trine Pluto in Aquarius and square Saturn in Pisces and while the vibes will be epic for revving up your wit and charm, there will also be chances for some illusion energies to tempt you into looking for greener pastures. Tend to your own lawn instead of drooling over someone else’s grass. Besides, you’ll have wit and charm on your side. Channel those vibes into goodness for yourself. Best of luck, V!

  • Leo 4-22-23

    Apr 22, 2023… You’re slicker than grease, Leo! Especially this Saturday, as the Gemini Moon will trine Pluto in Aquarius and square Saturn in Pisces. You can expect an upgrade in wit and charm energies, but be careful as the coveted vibes being unleashed could tempt you into chasing greener grass and bluer oceans. While you could very well smooth talk your way to the oval office, think about whether or not that’s really how you wanna channel the chat-tastic vibes. You know what you want. Don’t let yourself get sidetracked. Your aim is true, Lion.

  • Cancer 4-22-23

    Apr 22, 2023… I used to bite coins to see if they were chocolate, gum, or real money. Not everyone was born smart like you, Cancer. ANYWAY. The Gemini Moon will trine Pluto in Aquarius and square Saturn in Pisces, so it could be easier than usual to assert yourself. Beware! You’ll also likely have to fight the desire to chase something new and shiny. Don’t drop the diamonds in your hand for a minor chance at gold. That’ll probably turn out to be remnants of chocolate candy coins. Not even the chocolate. JUST the wrappers. Remember to value what you have. Work smart, Crabby.

  • Gemini 4-22-23

    Apr 22, 2023… Charming the pants off all around you needs to be figurative, Gem, or things could get awkward fast. Today’s Gemini Moon trine Pluto in Aquarius and square Saturn in Pisces will bring the wit and charm, a boost to your natural sass. You could get a mad rush from the power that comes with being a shameless flirt, but make sure you loved-up Libras don’t start looking around to assess your options because you start to wonder if the grass might be greener. If it’s greener, it’s because someone is watering their own lawn. So, take a hint, and be sure to use this charming vibe on the one you’re with, Gemini. Unless the one you’re with actually is the worst, and then what are you doing with a muggle-fluffer like that? Dig the vibe, lay on the charm, and enjoy this fun and flirty day!

  • Taurus 4-22-23

    Apr 22, 2023… Hey there, Taurus! Your WOW factor might just be turned up on high today. Power plus wit plus charm? Don’t forget to thank a Gemini Moon trine Pluto in Aquarius and square Saturn in Pisces in whatever acceptance speech you might be mentally preparing for this assertive and powerful energy today. Just take care that you don’t get tripped up thinking someone has it better than you. A big power day could easily send you on an ego and envy trip if you don’t watch where you step. Stay out of steaming piles of envy and focus instead on doing your very best, which we all know will be amazing, Bull!