Author: systems

  • Aquarius 3-2-23

    Mar 2, 2023… Even the friendliest neighborhood squirrel will bite someone if they’re acting like an idiot. Similarly, the friendly Water Bearer can snap at people who act ridiculously immature. With the Moon in Cancer trine Neptune in Pisces, Aquarians may end up feeling like the only grown up in the room. You aren’t afraid to call people out when you feel they’re being ridiculously immature, but your water of truth can come out boiling hot and seriously maim the people around you. Be wise, be kind, and don’t maim anybody today. Focus your energies on being patient with people who aren’t on the same maturity wavelength as you. Let kindness and humor be your guides.

  • Capricorn 3-2-23

    Mar 2, 2023… Tempted to tell everyone to grow the heck up. Tempted to say fork it and leave. Either way, f-bombs could be locked and loaded, ready to fire away. Today’s vibes will be VERY easy-going, but it won’t be easy to feel like the only adult adulting on a day when you might actually like to be relaxing on a beach or reading for pleasure. Stepping over obstacles and keeping your balance will help you navigate the vibes of the Moon in Cancer trine Neptune in Pisces. So many feels, so few hecks given. Find a way to balance your need for fun with your need to get stuff done, and you might be able to get through this day without dropping any f-bombs at all.

  • Sagittarius 3-2-23

    Mar 2, 2023… Working with children isn’t as fun as you might think, especially when the children are really just grown ass adults with a maturity malfunction with the Moon in Cancer trine Neptune. While Archers tend to be the optimistic type, even these Fire elementals can only take so much immaturity from someone else before they become inflamed and enraged. Work on keeping your flameo attitude at a cool simmer, Sag. If you lose your temper, your fire can leave people with serious burns. Try laughing with the immaturity of others instead of pouring lava on their faces. Stay cool, Saggy.

  • Scorpio 3-2-23

    Mar 2, 2023… Today could be a Scorpio’s lucky day, but don’t get too excited because, let’s be honest, luck is what you make it. With the vibes coming at you today, you’ll want all the luck you can get, so don’t go smashing mirrors or walking under ladders. Tuesday will likely be a fight for not punching immature idiots in their faces, because things would be easier if people weren’t messing stuff all up. In fact, it could seem TOO easy and lazy out there in the world with the Moon in Cancer trine Neptune, but it could seem like you’re the only one who’s seeing it. As long as you keep your emotions in check and don’t stab anyone, you’ll be alright. Luck will be on your side, Scorpio, if you let it in.

  • Libra 3-2-23

    Mar 2, 2023… Starting the day with a big bowl of why the heck am I awake and dealing with this ish wouldn’t be the worst thing. After all, they say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, am I right? Today’s energy with the Moon in Cancer trine Neptune in Pisces may have you feeling like it is hard to get stuff done. Alternate adulting with self-care to use today’s strong energetic vibes to your advantage rather than your frustration. Update a budget and then color a curse word coloring book. There’s nothing like coloring “This day can feck off” to cheer you immensely! Balancing adult stuff with fun will help you navigate the strong pull of today’s energy like the adorable badass we both know you can be!

  • Virgo 3-2-23

    Mar 2, 2023… You aren’t actually surrounded by idiots. I know, hard to believe, especially today. The vibes coming at Virgos could have them feeling like they’re the only mature person in the room.. Or even on the planet. Try not to bite anyone’s head off today, Virgo. The Moon will be in Cancer trine Neptune in Pisces, which offers up TOO easy vibes that come off as epic laziness. Show the Universe that it doesn’t have any power over you and face today with graceful maturity and patience. You can do it!

  • Leo 3-2-23

    Mar 2, 2023… Just when you thought your babysitting days were over, you find yourself surrounded by whining babies picking their noses & messing stuff up as fast as you can clean it. Only those whining babies are your coworkers, family or friends. Ever the leader, you may be feeling like the only grown up for miles around. The Moon in Cancer will trine Neptune in Pisces, and the vibes will be fantastic for finding a middle ground between getting it done and making time to cut loose yourself. Stay focused, and remember it’s 5 o’clock somewhere.

  • Cancer 3-2-23

    Mar 2, 2023… Giving everyone the evil eye today? It may be a side effect of feeling like the only adult in the room. Your old soul might be done with bull today. This energy will be ideal for finding balance between those thoughts and your swirling emotions. And BOY are they swirling with this Moon in Cancer trine Neptune in Pisces. Use your natural charisma and all that nurturing energy you have to get it done so you can indulge in your playful side.

  • Gemini 3-2-23

    Mar 2, 2023… Navigating today’s vibe will likely feel like juggling watermelons on a high wire in roller skates, but if anyone’s capable of managing warring thoughts and feelings, it’s you, Gemini. Today’s Moon in Cancer trine Neptune in Pisces energy might pit adult-I-need-to-pay-the-bills YOU against your inner child who just wants to play. Both aspects of yourself are valid. It could serve you well to schedule in some fun on that hefty to-do list you’re hauling around. A little playtime in whatever form that takes could help you attack your responsibility with renewed gusto!

  • Taurus 3-2-23

    Mar 2, 2023… To party hardy with Bacardi or get actual work done? That is the question. Taureans, today you’ll likely find yourselves split between earthly and fun desires against being reliable to a fault with your great work ethic with the Moon in Cancer trine Neptune in Pisces. Instead of tearing yourself into split personalities (you’re not Gemini, for goodness sake), find a way to make time for fun and still make progress in the adulty things. Schedules and checklists could be your best friends today, Bull. With some time management skills, you can be an adult AND have fun. Who knew?

  • Aries 3-2-23

    Mar 2, 2023… Welcome to adulting, Aries, where you now have a favorite grocery store and going to bed early is a welcome relief. If you want to quit and go build a blanket fort, you are not alone. Today’s Moon in Cancer trine Neptune in Pisces energy will require you to find the balance between your thoughts and feelings and what you want to do vs the boring stuff adulthood requires of you. While that can generate frustration, it could help to get the boring stuff done first in order to reward yourself with the things that remind you why being an adult is pretty great, too.

  • 3-1-23

    Today’s Astrovibe for 3/1/23: The Moon in Cancer will trine the Sun in Pisces and square Venus and Jupiter in Aries. If you feel like you’re forgotten or minimized, I’m here to remind you that you’re NOT “less than.” You’re totally okay (in fact, pretty awesome) just the way you are. You will be able to see it, too, if you give yourself some a little love. You’re about to shine like a diamond!