Author: systems

  • Sagittarius 4-14-26

    The energy will be ripe for a mindfluck of epic proportions! Getting twisted up about the past won’t change it, but getting a new point of view can’t hurt. Skip any desire to play the blame game and figure out where you have the power to make changes in your relationships with other people — expressing more love, creating healthy boundaries, and avoiding the temptation to moon walk your butt back to the past to retrieve an ex could all help you cope with the strong energy. Saggy: make this day a Terrific Tuesday for the books!

  • Scorpio 4-14-26

    Make sure to put on your cutest pair of underwear today, Scorpio, because love will be abundant in the air with today’s vibes. In fact, a little romance could actually be possible today. Do with these vibes what you will, Scorpster. If you aren’t into romance right now, that’s cool. Platonic love could work its way into your life instead. But if you’re searching for a little love action, you just might get it! These vibes will be yours for the taking.

  • Libra 4-14-26

    Being a lovely Libra, but judging everyone else for falling short of your ideals won’t help your vibe, Scales. The energy could have you caught up in drama at first, but gaining a new perspective could help you level your vibe up. Using your fierce ambition to focus on reaching goals and overcoming challenges could help you get over yourself long enough to do some good. Slay the day!

  • Virgo 4-14-26

    You probably shouldn’t get into a van with a stranger, but if they have a magic carpet, that’s a totally different story (unless the carpet is IN the van. Then… no.). Prepare for a Whole New World today, Virgo, because the vibes today will be great for discovering new ways to look at an old painful situation. How can you use it to improve your life, to grow, or to help someone? Soar high on the vibes and lend your mind to higher thinking. Let’s fly!

  • Leo 4-14-26

    Like when you clean your room and find a pile of moldy dishes, something could be brought up from the past this Tuesday. Sorry, Leo, but you’re gonna have to deal with those dishes, my dude. Maybe you throw them away. Maybe you drop them into a volcano. Perhaps you try to clean them, if you’re feeling real froggy. Whatever you choose, just get them out of your room so you aren’t haunted by the ghosts of moldy dishes past. Time to clean out the closet.

  • Cancer 4-14-26

    A good friend would take away your phone before you can drunk dial the ex. Today, I’m your friend. No texting, no dialing, and for damn sure don’t go see them. Put down the phone!!! Look, Crabby, the today could come with strong vibes about the past. Don’t take it as your cue to run back to it. Instead, strong vibes for love and romance could be applied to a present interest or even to investing in your friendships (or, heck, even Pinterest). Use past nostalgia for present healing and then move forward. Maybe even delete the ex’s number because you’re moving on to bigger and better things!

  • Gemini 4-14-26

    Grab the lube because Geminis could be suffering from butthurt today. Ouch! You may not even know you’ve upset a Gem until it’s too late and they’re smothering you with a pillow or stabbing you with a handy fork. Geminis, you’re generally really good at shoving down your emotions and pretending like you aren’t hurting. But then you explode and ish gets real. If you don’t deal with it head on, you may end up snapping at the people you care about in an epic explosion. Deal with your emotions gently and with love, dude.

  • Taurus 4-14-26

    A look at the solar system could have Taurus reeling in shock to see that the Earth revolves around the sun — and not them. The vibes could reflect feeling a little self-centered. Your high standards could have you looking at the rest of the Zodiac with mild to moderate disapproval, which can be treated with sitting your butt down and remembering that everyone’s human. As a natural self-starter, you’ve gotten used to drawing that attention, but the energy today could provide you with a fresh perspective on what it means to be a leader if you focus on leading with that big heart of yours.

  • Aries 4-14-26

    A salty attitude may have you wanting to snap with an epic clap back… or celebrate JOMO (the joy of missing out) by crawling back into bed. Today, try to view any conflicts from a new point of view. If you feel like retreating into your own space, use the energy of the day toward healing rather than wallowing in the feels. Whether you try to connect or have a self-care Tuesday (not a salty one), stay cool as we know you can be — and don’t forget to hydrate, Ram.

  • 4-11-26

    Your Daily Soul Quote: If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. — Dalai Lama

  • 04-12-26-A

    When we fall down, we must gather our strength and stand back up again. Pause, breathe, and crawl until you’re ready to get back on your feet. You’re strong. When you stumble (and we ALL do sometimes!), get back up and keep moving forward.

  • 04-12-26-B

    It takes courage to stand up for what you believe. Taking action when you feel moved will ultimately give you peace of mind and a feeling of accomplishment. When you feel the call, straighten your spine, square your shoulders. Be brave. Take a stand.