Dec 22, 2023… Like riding a unicycle on stilts while drinking a margarita (hey, it’s 5 o’clock somewhere), this day could have you feeling a little like one of those Weeble Wobbles kids used to play with. Good thing for you that balancing things out is practically your middle name, Crabby! With the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and trine Mercury in Cap, your excellent balance will be required. You may feel pulled between getting crap done and being uber-lazy or find yourself floating between what you want and your actual real life. Don’t fret, pet. Your experience with balancing the best of both worlds like a pro will help you walk this high wire without the need of a safety net. Make time for both extremes, and you’ll likely roll into tomorrow feeling both accomplished and rested — and maybe a tad hungover, too.