All you’ll really need today will be a bucket of popcorn and your sense of humor, Cancer. Oh, and pants! Don’t forget pants. The entertainment value today will be high, and the vibe will be hella weird. Today won’t just be about expecting the unexpected, Crabby, but finding a way to enjoy it. Even the most oddball thing could become a story you dine out on for years. Your quick wit will soak in this day — as long as you just don’t over-think it.
