Cancer 3-14-26

Party hardy like Spongebob and Patrick riding fish hooks, but without the imminent threat of injury or death! Cancer, there will be a Big Saturday Vibe for you to enjoy. Yayyy! There’s no catch, really. I mean, unless your version of fun involves breaking a bunch of laws, in which case you might get caught. So, there’s that. Whatever you do, make sure to sprinkle in some fun, Crabby.