Treating yourself doesn’t mean you should rob a bank, change your name, and move to your own private island. It sounds dang good in theory, but you’ll miss having an audience to appreciate your wit, and your spicy soul would grow restless with all the pointless relaxation. Then you’d be too busy worrying about getting caught and wearing orange to truly enjoy all the pointless relaxation anyway, am I right? No, my Crabby friend, you’ll be better off using the vibes today to find other ways of treating yourself that don’t involve a life of crime and running away from your problems. Binge watch a serial killer documentary, buy a new notebook to help keep your crap together, or spend a few minutes organizing your space for efficiency AND ambiance. Whatever tickles your pickle and challenges you to learn something you didn’t know will help you rock this day.
