If people are talking about you behind your back, Cappy, just fart in their general direction, leave them in a cloud of stink — and walk away. Problem solved! With the vibes today, it might not be as easy as leaving a methane vapor in your wake. You may be tempted to run far, far away from the issues at hand, but you’ll grow as a person once you deal with issues head on instead of hiding from it. You’ll likely benefit from working on building up a positive self-image (because, frankly, you’re awesome) and reminding yourself of the good you’ve done in the world. You are a worthwhile person and the Universe can take it’s sick sense of humor and flock right off while you light Friday like the Sun.
