Category: Aquarius AV

A reality check? Zero stars, do not recommend — that might be your reaction, Aquarius, but consider the benefits of a little dose of truth today. Today, you might get hit with one of those reality checkpoints, but it doesn’t mean you have to scrap your whole life plan and start over. Instead, consider how to address whatever issues you just realized and then figure out a new, even better, plan. Power your way to your dreams, take your shot of truth, deal with it, and show us how amazing you can be even in the face of challenges, WB!

The words “slow down” probably mean nothing to you, Aquarius. You just might even get a case of road rage on a sidewalk today. The first part of the day will be all about setting intentions and making a plan, but you can put it all in action later. While you’d rather just jump in with both feet, that won’t be in your best interest today. Of course, I’m saying that while you’re already in mid-jump. Down, WB! Try to contain your enthusiasm and focus on strengthening whatever clever crafty plan you have up your sleeve.

Drop the microscope of perfectionism and back away slowly, Aquarius! Though today shall unleash competitive energies throughout the day, you don’t have to micromanage everything. For reals. If anything, you’ll likely be able to let your work shine and values speak for themselves. Rather than forcing things to work, try challenging yourself to trust in the process as it unfolds. Go with the flow, WB.

Tie my tongue in twists, Aquarius! So you might definitely probably want to prepare for some communication issues with increased chances for surprises and a side of temptation for overindulging. Before you lose your shirt, remember that you are more powerful than the energies. Practice patience with any word blunders and be open to rolling with the punches. Also, treat yourself but don’t overdo it. I believe in you, WB.

Are you fired up, Aquarius? Stop, drop, and roll then! HA. Really, though, today will be all about starting something, which could mean you can fuel up on the ambitious vibes in order to tackle new plans — or people. Okay, perhaps starting, like, a fight or argument might not be the best use of these vibes. I challenge you to take on something productive or positive for yourself. Hop to it, WB.

Ah, the freaking weekend! It’s finally here, and warm energy could be swirling around you like a cloud of mosquitoes — except in a good way. Not that mosquitoes can ever be good. Um, like a cloud of glitter? Yes, that’s it. Think more creative, fun, and even affectionate. Not like angry, hungry mosquitoes AT ALL. You’ll enjoy this vibe that bears absolutely no resemblance to bugs as you dig into this strong energy and powerful sense of self with your usual assertiveness-meets-wonder. And it couldn’t hurt to find a nice eco-friendly bug spray either, Aquarius. Just in case.

Like warmth spreading through you … no, not like you just peed your pants! Different kind of warmth, Aquarius! Pay attention. Ahem, as I was saying, today could bring a feeling of warmth. Expect a feeling of excitement, a refreshed perspective, and all kinds of energy to put toward a project that’s been on your mind. Your natural leadership will thrive in this environment, but it won’t feel like pressure. Instead, it’ll just feel like fine-tuning details and approaching tasks with gusto. No need to change your undies, WB, but get ready for this amazing energy to sweep in and really tickle your pickle!

No matter how many times you intone “hot fudge sundae” and envision it, you probably won’t find yourself getting handed one, Aquarius. Unless you’re standing in an ice cream parlor making everyone very uncomfortable. Can you say awkward? Visualize what you want for your life (not just for your belly), but don’t just see it in your mind. Figure out what it takes to work for it. Your next step should become clear. If it’s toward ice cream, no one will judge you. But maybe think bigger, and see if you can find a way to live some of your other dreams, too. And don’t forget the cherry on top!

Love plus connection plus intuition plus emotions equal? Wait — too early for math, am I right? But your busy brain might be busily calculating the equation nonetheless. Quick witted and filled with that Aquarius energy, you could already see the advantages of the vibes today. Being able to connect, trust your intuition, and lead with love sounds like one high vibing day you can use to be a better human while reaching toward your goals. I think this year owes you a solid anyway, WB, so enjoy this high vibe.

Hey, hey, smart-ay! Yeah, I’m calling on you, Aquarius. After all, today you can expect increased potential for intellectual connections with a dash of relationship building. While you might be channeling the energies for connecting with others through technology rather than face to face, you’ll likely be able to capitalize on them just the same. Go ahead and see where open conversations about interesting topics can take you this Tuesday. Gab it up, WB.

Cheese Louise, Aquarius! Unless a one-way trip to anger management is how you want to spend your Monday, you might want to mind your beeswax and stop letting things get under your skin. The energy today will be strong for learning and challenges. Hitting first and asking questions later might be your whole vibe, but if you approach this day with curiosity, you might actually enjoy it. Like taking a quiz to find out what kind of cheese you are, this day could yield a lot of information that could be gouda to know. And if challenges, pop up, just let it brie. And I promise that’s the last cheesy pun because I can see you’re definitely feta up with this.

Don’t go breaking my face, Aquarius. Honestly, some peeps could be on the struggle bus with communication thanks to the vibes today. These energies will promote communication mishaps. Your biggest struggle might just be practicing patience with someone else if they are having a hard time telling you something. Punching their face won’t help move things along. Ultimately, communication could be key to unlocking the thing. The stuff. You know, those words with the knowledge. Learning lessons! Got it. Stay chill, WB.