Category: Aquarius AV

  • Aquarius 11-6-23

    Nov 6, 2023… If ya keep giving everyone the stink eye, your face may get stuck like that. Being a judgmental so & so doesn’t look good on you (or anyone else). Do yourself a favor and forego that side eye or hard eye roll in favor of kindness. You could have a hard time not tripping and falling over disappointment with your high standards today, Aquarius. Sometimes, that judgment can obscure the bigger picture. Instead of getting frustrated with everyone else, practice patience, show a little compassion, and TRY not to think of everyone around you as idiots (even if they are). Now go forth and love ferociously, Oh Water Bearer!

  • Aquarius 11-5-23

    Nov 5, 2023… The forecast today calls for either a “heck yes!” or an “I think not” depending on your view. The energy today of the Moon in Leo square Mars in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus could have a heaping helping of unexpected responsibility added to an already full plate. If anyone can handle an overly full plate, it’s you, Aquarius, but how you handle those added challenges will depend on if you view it as an annoyance or as an obstacle that will help you grow you into your goals. Pull up your undergarments and show us what you Water Bearers can do — or just keep whining and let the cards fall where they may. The forecast will be whatever you make of it, but choose well for a better chance at an awesome day.

  • Aquarius 11-4-23

    Nov 4, 2023… Aquarius, prepare thyself for a cluster, um, fluff of emotions that make it hard to communicate what’s on your mind. As if the whole last year wasn’t sucky enough, right? Try not to give into your frustrations, though. There will still be hope. A little mindful meditation can go a long way in working through your emotions and coming out on top. Keep a cool head and you just might make it through, WB. You’ll even come out of this emotionally stronger with a heart full of love.

  • Aquarius 11-3-23

    Nov 3, 2023… With some serious side eye and an intent to headbutt people off your path… yep, totally sounds like an Aquarius. With the Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap and trine Neptune in Pisces, the otherwise chill Aquarians could be a little riled up and tempers could flare over silly disagreements about opinions that don’t actually matter. If you feel the heat rising in the back of your throat or find yourself getting ready to headbutt someone to kingdom come, take a moment to pause and think: Is the issue really worth the effort? Is this how I really want to start November? (Spoilers: Not worth it. Go be awesome instead!)

  • Aquarius 11-2-23

    Nov 2, 2023… Like a stray bit of tinsel stuck to your behind, you may be feeling emotionally attached to a plan you’ve made. You’re infamous for being iffy about compromise, Aquarius, but sometimes plans get twisted by life. Instead of clinging desperately to the plan you made while life goes sideways, consider making a new plan. In fact, this is the perfect time for making your resolutions (even if you refuse to call them that). The Moon in Cancer trine the Sun, Mercury and Mars in Scorpio vibes today will be strong for love, which will help you focus on your priorities, making it easier to make the right choice for you. Maybe let go of the plan that’s flailing in favor of going with the flow and finding a new one. Now go enjoy the start of something new!

  • Aquarius 11-1-23

    Nov 1, 2023… The tablet with the world’s slowest WI-FI connection may not be the only thing needing a restart today. The Moon in Gemini will be square Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Cancer to trine Saturn in Pisces. Expect signals to get crossed and for technology to be more frustrating than usual, Water Bearer. Try to keep it simple when attempting to get other messages across. This might not be the best energy for discussing a relationship status or negotiating a raise, but it could be a fantastic vibe to sit back, listen, and learn.

  • Aquarius 10-31-23

    Oct 31, 2023… Screw being the master of multitasking! Who cares if you can keep all the balls in the air if all you do is juggle all the damn time? The Moon in Gemini will square Venus in Virgo, and your focus may be moving in the direction of wellness, Water Bearer. Take a few deep breaths. Meditate. Focus on one task at a time. When you shift your attention away from doing all the things to being present, you’ll likely feel a weight shift off your shoulders, too. Your body knows what you need if you’ll just listen to it.

  • Aquarius 10-30-23

    Oct 30, 2023… Nobody likes a two-faced lying liar who lies. There’s no denying that your gift for multitasking and complexity make you an all-around badass. The rest of the Zodiac may gravitate toward your charm & charisma, but with the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini, the temptation to stretch the truth may be in the air. Just don’t. Stick to the truth & nothing but, and skip the gossip in favor of kind words instead. Kindness will go far today where double talking will only land you in deep doodoo. Your move, Water Bearers.

  • Aquarius 10-28-23

    Oct 29, 2023… Better grab a hazmat suit and a shield because crap will be hitting the fan today, Aquarius. The Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus could have you feeling like a hot mess. Karma may be a b*tch, and today will be about seeing what you’ve generated with your choices. To navigate these strong energetic vibes, take ownership of the issues that you can control. Your ability to see all sides will help you determine what you can and can’t control. Taking action will help remind you that the Universe never dishes out crap — just lessons that you have the power to learn or ignore. Once you climb into the driver’s seat, today will be so much easier, Water Bearer!

  • Aquarius 10-28-23

    Oct 28, 2023… I don’t want to grow up, I’m an Aquarius kid…. If you didn’t sing that to the tune of the Toys R Us jingle, what planet are you from? Your keen wit and super multitasking talents will help you out today — but only if you choose to adult rather than, say, build a blanket fort and hide out all dang day. The strong vibes of the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and opposing the Sun, Mercury and Mars in Scorpio will have the Zodiac split into Bosses or B*tches. Don’t want to be someone’s b*tch? No? Then, use the energy to take the lead. The energy will be strong for good decisions, personal growth, and learning something new.

  • Aquarius 10-27-23

    Oct 27, 2023… Wow, this year has been crazy so far! With Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron, you could be feeling really energetic, which could be awesome, except also you’ll really likely be tempted to overindulge and overspend and just plain overdo it. Well, it is the weekend. If you’re going to go all in on your indulgence, be sure it is something that moves you forward rather than sets you back. Winging it may not turn out to be such a great idea, no matter how great you’re feeling from the vibes. For instance, going deep into the spirits and then drunk-dialing your work nemesis might feel good in the moment and not so great later. Could be a fantastic Friday, so lean into that vibe, do good, and be good, happy Aquarius.

  • Aquarius 10-26-23

    Oct 26, 2023… As twisted as the imagination of Edgar Alan Poe, Aquarians will likely feel as though they have no control today and could get super out of whack because of it. Well, WB, I don’t know which of you needs to hear this but: you don’t. You. Do. Not. Have. Control. The belief that you control things is all in your head. Really, the only thing you have control over is yourself. This may be a hard pill to swallow for the Water Bearer, but hey — at least you’re pretty sure to land on Santa’s Nice list, right? Plus, it’s a gift to figure out that not everything is your fault or responsibility. Today’s vibes will be great for learning to let go of your need for control. Try not to micromanage the holiday season. Baby steps, WB. Baby steps.