Category: Aries AV

Hope your sense of humor is in tip top condition, Aries, because the forecast for today calls for the deliciously zany vibe to tickle your pinky toes. The energy could throw you for a loop. Don’t smother the ones you love by hanging on too tight, but definitely don’t think you have to go it alone either. We’ll all be on this great space crazy-ass roller coaster together so hold on, but try to loosen up so you’ll be entertained rather than terrified. Oddball nonsense could be fun. Guess you’ll just have to come on out and see.

Leaving your Ram horns and pelt behind to immerse yourself in all things social could seem like the thing to do today. Of course, introverted Aries may opt for one on one communication or a small squad online. Today’s energy will be sassy, fun, and vastly entertaining. Think better communication and big adulting. Your natural wisdom could guide you to making the most of the day, and your sense of humor could have you navigating any challenges with wisecracks, sarcasm, and your own brand of hilarity. Hashtag all things as SundayFunday — because it legit could be if you let it.

Happy Satur-yay, Aries! The energy will be coming in hella happy. Think little prize in the box of cereal happy — only a wee bit more useful. Maybe a friend drops by with a handy jar opener (or a firmer grip) while you’re cursing the jar of pickles you don’t even want anymore but refuse to give up opening. Surprises come in many forms, and don’t think a practical one can’t be fun and awesome, too. You may even find a new use for an old gift or a way to re-gift something to someone who needs it. However surprises happen, expect the energy to be more “fun surprise party” and less “can of biscuit busting terrifying.” Enjoy the happy vibes, Ram!

Forecast calls for crossed wires, general electrocution, and a need for freedom today, Aries. Who, what, where, when and wtf? Skip texting in lieu of real conversations, and don’t expect anyone to read your mind to know what you need if you don’t use your words. Today’s energy could have your messages going awry — or simply be misunderstood. Use your natural mental superpowers to communicate clearly. Also, don’t freak the fork out if someone crowds your space. Just keep calm, and speak up if your personal space is invaded. If all else fails, remember that the rules for kindergarten still apply in adulthood: use your words and play well with others. If you can manage that, treat yourself to a snacky snack!

As the Ram of the Zodiac, you’re no stranger to feeling the raw truth of both wanting to help others and wanting them to leave you the heck alone. The vibes could have you caught between your ego and your high ideals. Do you take the time to help someone else out, or do you honor your need for space? Why not both? Seriously though. If an Aries can’t manage the art of the multitask, who seriously can? When you keep your cool, you’ll likely find time to help others and still have a spare moment for enjoying your own company. Who says we can’t have it all?!

If your partner, best friend, colleague, or boss keeps casually suggesting this awesome Netflix show on tidying, it may be a not-so-subtle hint that you need to get your crap together, Aries. Look, maybe you aren’t one to leave a literal mess, but I think you’ll admit you’re not always the best at finishing what you start. The incoming vibes today will be awesome for wrapping up (or throwing out, depending) a few of the projects on your backburner. Get ready for a nice, shiny clean slate to start piling projects on. Knowing you, it might only be clean for, like, half a minute before you start making new plans, but breathe deep and enjoy the heck out of that moment. Try applying that clever mind to come up with a self-care plan in the meantime. Right on!

Oh, Aries. It may actually feel like a crab crawled right up your ass, but it didn’t. You may be tempted to climb right back into bed and binge watch Netfix and eat ice cream until the cows come home. You may even be tempted (gasp!) to blame the heavens for your problems. But, no, you might get hit deep in the feels by something, and it may feel like retreat will be your best option, (and do that if you absolutely have to), but this will simply be a vibe to urge you to see what you need to get rid of in your life, and what can be rebuilt for an even better tomorrow. That’s not a bad thing. Self-care could come in handy, if you feel so inclined. Take good care of you, Ram.

“We’re going to need a bigger boat!” Pinterest board, vision board, to-do list. Aries, if your current project list looks like one major cluster-duck, you might be surprised that today’s energy could have you tempted to add another project to the pile. There will be an electric energy that could give any new project a boost, and before you kick your own booty over not finishing some of the other projects, first figure out if any older projects have outlived their usefulness. Hey, maybe you were super into underwater basket weaving, but now you much prefer paddle boarding on weekends. If a new project tempts you, it might be time to dive into something new with fresh enthusiasm. You can also table the other projects or toss them — depending on your priorities right now.

All you need is love… all you need is love… all you need is love… love… love is all you need. Yeah, we all know the Beatles song (if you don’t, crawl out from under the rock where you’ve been living all your life, stop everything, and go check it out). Maybe we need a little more than love. Like, you know, money to pay the mortgage, buy pizza, pay the cell phone bill, and to keep your apps all set for binge watching. You know, the important stuff. But today the the vibes will be great for romance and, yes, LOVE. No special someone? Lies! YOU’RE a special someone, Aries, and YOU count. So, maybe you’ll be feeling the self-love. Enjoy it, and while we need more than love to live, love is still pretty amazing.

Encyclopedic knowledge of everything does mean you’re awesome at trivia and probably most likely to be chosen to save the world from a zombie apocalypse BUT that knowledge won’t just be good for winning free beer on trivia night, Aries. With today’s energy, you may find yourself wanting to come to someone’s rescue. Helping out a friend or being there for your partner could be the name of the game, but just make sure that your advice falls inside your area of expertise. While you are as smart as they come, we both know that even your impressive knowledge has limits. You shine brightest when you stick to what you know.

Like a virgin…. Touched for the very first time — Yeah, I don’t know your business, Aries, but I do know you could be touched by today’s vibes which will have a dash of smart in them. Think hottie reading on the train with a pensive expression or attractive librarian with a few spicy secrets. You get the gist. The energy will be sassy AND smart, but you’ll want to be smart about it. Use your admirably awesome brain to figure out how to be romantic without crossing the line into creepy (a handpicked bouquet is sweet — following them home to deliver them personally when you don’t actually know them is not). Your normally charming self could end up smoothly delivering compliments, pitching in to help out on a project, or making time for a random act of kindness. Look at you, Ram, being all smart AND spicy at the same time! Hottt!

Feeling like the Force is with you is cool and all, but have you ever tried feeling powerful by just being you? That ish is gold, Aries! The vibes could have you straight power-tripping if you don’t check that with a little humility. Yes, you have a badass brain, and your multitasking prowess is commendable, but a softer side will likely be needed today. Let your intelligence shine while practicing patience with those who can’t keep up. You just might find that problems get solved easier than anticipated, and the people around you might shower you with admiration rather than annoyance. Boom, baby!