Category: Aries AV

Dec 4, 2023… Grab some floaties and maybe a swim diaper (do they make it in adult sizes??) because this energy will come in like a tidal wave, Ram. It could knock you on your ass or take you safely to shore — kind of depends on how you handle the waves of emotional energy coming from this vibe. You may be feeling all the feels, but if you don’t pair those feels with some logic and patience, you could feel like you’re losing yourself. Maybe pair the feels with chocolate. And whatever else helps you manage the day. BUT, take care not to overindulge, and keep your head above water. You are an amazing intuitive and spicy soul, so you’ve got this!

Dec 3, 2023… Before you come in like a pimped out bulldozer of destruction, Ram, you may want to practice the pause. Busting up the joint and dropping truth bombs about how you’ve been feeling lately sound like a badass fantasy — and a great way to sabotage all your relationships. So maybe don’t flicking do it. With the Leo Moon square Uranus in Taurus, the energy will be fantastic to express how you’ve been feeling without retreating into yourself or trying to drown whomever has hurt your heart. You could use this energy to say what you need to say, and you might even find that your audience is unusually receptive to hearing you. No heavy machinery required.

Dec 2, 2023… Shades look hot on you, but check and make sure you aren’t wearing rose-colored specs, Aries. First, they went out of style alongside neon socks with sandals. Second, you might be tempted to romanticize poor past decisions if you use the wrong shades to look at back. Today’s energy of the Moon in Leo trine the Sun in Sag will feel like longing and smell like regret. Ew. There’s a reason they don’t sell that scent at the bath and body store. Instead of being tripped up, look for the lessons. You’re good at thinking you’re way through things, Ram, and if you apply your super introspective skills to mining lessons from past experiences, you may just realize that you already have the answer to any questions you’ve been asking yourself. Booyah!

Dec 1, 2023… Want to tell the world to get bent and retreat back into the nearest blanket fort with a craft brew and some Netflix? Yeah, well, there’s a good chance that won’t be on the agenda today, at least not until later. Instead, the energy will be awesome for adulting — if you think paying bills & crap is awesome. And speaking of poo, Ram, try not to lose yours as you’ll be faced with a vibe that could tempt you to come apart. You’ll be better served channeling the intuition you’re known for into a more spiritual direction. Meditate. Cycle through warrior poses, whether in yoga or a wheelchair — to tap into your inner badass. Pray (for sanity, peace and quiet, whatever). Do an act of kindness (to make your sensitive heart do a happy dance). Just chill the heck out and remember that adulting can be the price we pay for all that craft beer and no curfew.

Nov 30, 2023… Retreating into your happy cave will likely seem just as attractive as spending time with the ones you love today. As the Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap, square Venus in Libra and trine Neptune in Pisces stirs up the feelings of wanting some space — sometimes that can hit at the same damn time as your deep squishy Ram feelings do. You’re a hard candy coating with a warm, yummy center. Simply practice the pause when speaking up about your needs to avoid being too hard — or too sweet. Balance is your bestie today. Alternate togetherness with solitude to get your fix of all things cuddly while still giving yourself lots of elbow room, peace, and quiet.

Nov 29, 2023… Easy going, sit back, big goblet of wine vibes will abound today! You might even find yourself getting lucky. Hey, I didn’t mean the spicy variety of lucky — although that could certainly be within the realm of possibility. Think instead of good Cancer Moon trine Saturn in Pisces vibes and a happy, easy day. Just make sure that you don’t slip up and trip up by being aggressive instead of assertive while riding this easy breezy energy. Do your thing, Aries, for one lovely day!

Nov 28, 2023… Wicked! Your eccentric sense of humor could come out all wrong, earning you serious side eye today, Ram. The Moon in Gemini will be opposing Mercury in Sag, trine Venus in Libra, and square Neptune in Pisces, and an impulsive thought or action could have unintended consequences. While the weird vibes reign, consider reigning yourself in to avoid unexpected outcomes. Or just wait to share your smart Alecky comments with your besties who get you. Think it through, Aries!

Nov 27, 2023… What’s REALLY in Area 51? Just ask Alexa! She lives in your TV. Aries, your love for the fantastical mixed with Sherlock Holmes level detective vibes could lead you to an excavation adventure for hidden info. Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if you wandered onto the set of History Channel’s “Ancient Aliens” in your quest for answers. You might also be escorted out by security but hey. Anything for knowledge. I wish you the very best in your search for the truth. It’s out there, Ram!

Nov 26, 2023… Love and solid communication? This is not a drill, Aries! THIS. IS. NOT. A. DRILL. Nor is it a prank. With the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to oppose the Mars in Sag and Square Saturn in Pisces, you will likely experience an easier time talking about your feelings, especially when it comes to matters of the heart. I guess technically all feelings are matters of the heart, but you catch my drift. Right? The vibes will be there for you. Gulp down some courage (no, not the liquid kind) and fortify yourself for the talks to come. Have something that’s been on your mind? Share it. You’ve got this, Ram.

Nov 25, 2023… Need help changing your diaper? Okay, okay… Sorry Ram, that was a touch aggressive. What I’m trying to say is that the Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus could bring out some conflict-avoidance feels this Saturday. If you end up with hurt feelings or in an unpleasant situation, don’t sit in diaper full of your own poop. Clean that crap up and move forward. If you want to hide from your problems, we get it, but ultimately you’re better off facing them head on. Grab the baby wipes, Aries. It’s time for a change. And who does THAT better than you? Nobody!

Nov 24, 2023… Well, folks, looking at the forecast today, it appears we’ve got the Moon in Aries square Pluto in Cap and then moving to Taurus to conjunct Jupiter. While that could mean an utter sheep storm of confusion and indecision for Aries, this energy can also open you up to compassion and love. Whether you’re trying to figure out what to do about a relationship, you’re looking for a gift for a friend, or you’ve been searching for a new pet, you can trust love to guide your decisions. Always, there is love.

Nov 23, 2023… Want to know the upside of bullcrap? It makes great fertilizer. Spread poop — get flowers. It’s the circle of life. You’re heading into the weekend soon, and the vibe will be strong for growth, Aries. Use any bullsheep you encountered during the week to grow into the goal you’ve been working your tail off to achieve, Ram. With the Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron and trine Mercury in Sag, you’ve got resilience in spades, and today will be an amazing time to bloom.