Category: Cancer AV

Ah, the scent of freshly fallen snow and newly sharpened No.2 pencils! That’s some Crabby energy right there! With a vibe like this, the mood will be all about new, exciting beginnings. Whether that looks like leveling up to the next phase of your life plan or jumping into a new project (or even a new romance), the day could be strong for finding closure with the old and getting excited about all things bright, shiny, and new. I can practically see you updating your to-do list and getting in the zone. Have fun making strides. Just don’t forget it’s finally the freaking weekend! Go enjoy it!

Five more minutes, ma! Crabby, getting out of bed doesn’t mean the dreaming has to end this Thursday. No, I don’t mean you’re going to sleepwalk your way through today. That’d be so confusing, yo. Actually, following your dreams could come naturally and easily. Now, you likely won’t meet a talking unicorn or anything, but channeling the vibes could mean you’ll know what to do in order to reach your goals (personal or professional). Keep your mind wide open.

Mmmm cuddle me pink! Crabby, you might be getting your physical intimacy and passion on this Wednesday. Why? Well, today shall promote love vibes and connection energies. Also, these energies could be wonderful for meeting in the middle of any conflict. Remember, though, the vibes don’t magically change your life. YOU get to choose how you channel them. Make the effort and you can reap the rewards. Have at it, Cancer.

The Universe might just be serving up love with a side of good relationship decisions today. Before you burst into your most enthusiastic happy dance, Crabby, slow your roll. Remember that you’ll be in charge of how this day goes. You’ll want to use love, connection, and some freaking common sense to make sure that the decisions you make align with a higher vibe. If you tap into this energy, you’ll be able to spot waving red flags and exes from at least 20 paces, so you can get into good running position to get away from them. NOW you can do your happy dance. Go be smart and love hard, Cancer!

Talk about buttering your own biscuits. Amiright, Cancer? Oh, yeah, you don’t know what I’m talking about yet. So glad you asked! Today will unleash wonderful energies for learning things about yourself. Working on some self discovery this Monday could be pretty interesting. When’s the last time you really focused on your own likes and desires? Well, you can mark it on your calendar for today. Get on it, Crabby.

Don’t worry, Crabby. It’ll only take you an entire lifetime to get your point across. The energies today will be fantastic for struggling with getting your words out. Also, to make matters more complicated, communication will likely be an important part of learning lessons today. Well, actually, finding ways to communicate despite the vibes could result in learning some pretty epic skills for expressing yourself creatively. Go for greatness, Cancer.

Enjoying your umbrella-laden beverage while getting a spray tan can all happen while you let today’s energy do its thing. Behind those shades, you’ll be thinking through the next steps on your path to what you want. Maybe you’ll be sorting through some relationship stuff or figuring out your career. You can do all that while sunning and sipping or Netflix and chilling. Jot that down as working smarter, not harder, as you laugh with friends while simultaneously building your empire. Because that’s what a bad-axe Boss does, right, Crabby?

Ex-squeeze me, but who said you could throw a wrench in Cancer’s plans this Friday? Right, the Universe did. Today could have surprises on the rise. However, there’ll also be wonderful learning vibes that you can channel into gleaning knowledge from unexpected encounters and just generally rolling with the punches, no matter what direction they fly in from. Try not to hold on too tightly to your expectations for the day, though. Even the Universe doesn’t know what it has planned for you! Good luck, Crabby.

Wait, wait, wait. Let me get this straight — uhm, nope, cannot compute. Cancer, don’t lose your cool with these vibes of misconception floating around today. In order to overcome the confusion, it could be vital to read the fine print. Take the time to really think things through and don’t be afraid to ask questions if something isn’t vibing with your brainwaves. You’ve got this, Crabby.

Today could have a cartoon feel to it, Crabby. Like, a lightbulb going off above your head. Or a piano dropping on it. The vibes today could be like a double-dose of karma. Some Cancers could have lightbulbs going off in the way of ideas and rewards for hard work. Other Cancers could feel like they just got gobsmacked with truth because they didn’t learn the thing they were meant to learn. Not sure which one you are? Welp, guess you’ll find out soon enough. But buck up, buttercup. If you get served a lesson, try to learn it this time so next time you get the rewards. And maybe avoid persnickety road runners, rabbits, and anyone with a comically evil laugh. Just a pro tip from all the cartoons I’ve watched.

Power play alert, Cancer! Today’s vibe will be all about stepping into your full power. The mood will be about smooth communication, clear body language, and generally flexing your confidence in your abilities. Think networking, speaking up with your awesome ideas, and generally being the Bossest Boss ever. Insecurities have no place in this day, so go do what you do best, happy Crabby, and be a total success!

Throwing glitter at people is generally frowned upon, Cancer, though I don’t know why. I mean, what better way to brighten someone’s day, right? Especially if they seem a little too full of themselves for anyone’s good. But, alas, sprinkling the world with glitter won’t goose those grumps out of their bad moods. Don’t let it get you down, Crabby. Concentrate on your own future goals. You’ve got sparkle enough for us all, and if you focus on what you want, the haters will have to throw on shades and deal with it.