Category: Cancer AV

Feb 5, 2024… If eating your feelings comes easy, today could have you feeling like one powerful mofo when you resist the cookies calling to you, Crabby. The Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces will bring in strong energetic vibes of willpower and focus. Your goals may seem laser-sharp, and you may find yourself bursting with energy. Could be your morning jolt of java, could be the astral energies. You may even be tempted to apply all that energy to a romantic relationship but be sure to save a little to kick booty with your own personal goals, too. If you feel like some issues simmer beneath the surface of today’s energy, try not to worry. Instead of overthinking all the feels, focus on tasks to power through the day. Up and at it!

Feb 4, 2024… Judging others may not be the best look for you, dear Crabby. A Moon in Sag will square Saturn in Pisces and could have you wearing a mask on top of your two minds. It’s triple threat territory! So, maybe turn that judging face toward a mirror. Actually, practicing a little compassion and kindness for others (and for yourself, for that matter) will never steer you wrong. While you experience the energetic shifts that keep your inside thoughts cloaked from the outside: the full story often lies somewhere underneath. Low vibing Cancers may not care to look deeper, but high vibing ones could find that “check yourself before you wreck yourself” is a good mantra to get through the day. How’s that saying go? Make sure you pull the stick out of your own ass before beating someone else with it? No?? That’s not it? Well, let’s just go with that.

Feb 3, 2024… Your natural light may seem like a mega flashlight app when it comes to transforming the darkness, Crabby. Expect the wattage to get cranked up a bit with a Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus and trine Neptune in Pisces. Utilizing the energy to overcome obstacles will likely be to your benefit, and your natural upbeat presence could make personal growth seem a lighter task today, my flighty friend. Take heart, and face the things you’ve been avoiding. You’ll likely find your natural light is capable of outshining any shadow darkening your path. Now put on your boss pants and get to it!

Feb 2, 2024… Ever the social butterfly, getting down to business could have you rolling your eyes in utter boredom, am I right? With a Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus, trine Saturn in Pisces and square the Sun in Aquarius, the vibes could shift from having your head in the clouds to coming down to Earth to take care of practical matters. Being anchored to Earth could seem like a drag, but checking off a few things on your to-do list could mean getting to have fun faster (sans a nagging voice dampening the joy). P.S. Don’t get distracted by juicy gossip — even of the celebrity variety. Instead, get crud done and then you can go right back to La-La Land, bright Crabby.

Feb 1, 2024… Put away the Ouija board, Cancer. You won’t need to commune with any spirits to get the wisdom you seek today. With a Moon in Libra square Mercury in Cap and then moving to Scorpio to square Pluto in Aquarius, faith, kindness, generosity, and love could be a natural byproduct of the light you draw toward you from today’s nurturing energy. If you tap into the vibes, you might find yourself learning more and shining more with that knowledge. So, light a few candles and open yourself up to finding the answers you seek without needing to hold a séance or summon spirits to answer your questions. Though a poltergeist who brings you wine could be nice (might not happen, but maybe worth a try?). Cheers!

Jan 31, 2024… Calling yourself an empath when you’re really just codependent might sound cute, Cancer, but today could have you squinting at your problems in bafflement. It might be hard to see yourself clearly when you keep insisting on peering out of rose-colored glasses. With a Moon in Libra square Mars in Cap, the energetic vibes will be tilting toward a growth mindset. Facing your challenges, learning about them, and conquering them creatively can help you move forward to build stronger connections. You may even find yourself sharing your own experiences to help someone else out. Be sure to draw on your excellent judgment and apply it to yourself to determine how best to boss up. You’re all that and a latte!

Jan 30, 2024… Ever wondered what it would be like to have a spicy phone call with Elmo? Uh, yeah, me neither. Weird. But if you DID wonder, I’ve got great news: Zesty conversations and interesting connections can totally happen for Cancers this Tuesday if you’re open to it. With the Moon in Libra square Venus in Cap and trine Pluto and the Sun in Aquarius, spicy energies will be wafting in the air, teasing the lips of all who breathe it in. Quench the tingle by chatting up interesting people (online, in your wet dreams, etc.) and seeing where the conversations take you — maybe to bed, if you feel like getting lucky! Single? That’s cool. Use this amazing vibe to put pop rocks in your confidence — no spicy stuff required! Talk about a treat from the Universe, eh Crabby?

Jan 29, 2024… You may want to anchor yourself before you fly away faster than a gaggle of flying monkeys chasing a girl with cute shoes, Cancer. With a Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces, your imagination could run away with you, which could be amusing if you don’t follow the yellow brick road into overthinking. Practicing a few grounding techniques could have you accessing the energetic vibes of spirituality, love, and compassion without losing yourself entirely to your own random whims. A walk in nature could help, but you could always just click your shoes together and remind yourself to come home if you wander too far afield.

Jan 28, 2024… No need to get it twisted, Cancer. Change could be the order of the day with the Moon in Virgo trine Mars and Venus in Cap and Uranus in Taurus. That mouthful just means that you could find the energetic vibes to be strong and, perhaps, disruptive. Your work could experience frequent interruptions and anything technical may just malfunction, throwing off your day. Prepare yourself for these annoyances with either a solid self-care practice (a mini-meditation, perhaps) or by switching gears to something that doesn’t require technology (update your to-do list, take a few notes, organize your workspace, etc). You could get your knickers in a twist, but you might sit more comfortably if you just relax and let the day take its course. Enjoy a quick walk, stretch or doodle while you wait for things to come back online.

Jan 27, 2024… Feeling your heart thump-thump in your pants, Cancer? Well, with Moon in Virgo opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Venus in Capricorn and trine Jupiter in Taurus, Crabbies across the globe could be feeling a fire in their groins (no, not because of STDs — but you might want to get that checked if it is happening all the time) as the vibes shed light on their hottest desires. Feed your inner freak whatever it’s hungering for — as long as it’s legal and with consenting parties. No one to party with because… it’s a pandemic and meeting new people is at an all time low? Hop on that thing you do that gets you passionate about work, learning or whatever your thing is. Smash that.

Jan 26, 2024… Aahhh yeahhh that’s the spot. You’ll likely be breathing a sigh of relief as the Moon in Leo will be square Uranus in Taurus — go ahead and call this Friday a win. With these incoming thoughtful, grounding energies, you could find it easier to shrug off worries and focus on the positive. You can put away your sassy pants and take the day in stride, Cancer. Let your inner light shine, you brilliant beacon of cool beans.

Jan 25, 2024… Figure out your love life or get a job done? Decisions, decisions, Cancer. With a Leo Moon opposing Pluto and the Sun in Aquarius and square Jupiter in Taurus, you could be tempted to screw around at work or put off a job around the house so you can put all your energy into your relationships. While it may seem like an ideal solution to whatever overthinking you’ll be doing, you may need to find balance between investing in your relationships and doing what you need to do. So, peel yourself off your significant other or bestie long enough to go to work or deal with responsibilities. If the relationship is a good one, it’ll stay strong in the moments when you’re gone.