Category: Cancer AV

Jun 9, 2023… Wake up, buttercup! It’s FriYAY, and today’s forecast calls for a Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn. If it’s before morning coffee and you have no idea what that means because wut r werds n e way, today will be all about fresh starts, renewed energy, and a simmering excitement. You could really dig this warm and new vibe. This energy could be directed into dreams, projects, relationships, personal growth — anywhere you like. It’ll be some excellent energy to kick off the weekend, so enjoy, lovely Crabby!

Jun 8, 2023… If visualizing what you want calls to mind Madonna’s “Material Girl” or Encanto’s “What More Can I Do?”, the Universe will be totally cool with you picking a theme song for this day. After all, with a Moon in Aquarius trine the Sun in Gemini and square Uranus and Mercury in Taurus, the day will be all about visualizing what you want and need and then going for it. Your intuition will get a major boost with this energy so you’ll have a better idea of what works for you and what doesn’t. If materialism isn’t your thing, no biggie. The vibe will be all about what YOU desire, so dream as big as you like and then figure out a way to turn that GOAL into a PLAN. Obstacles are just challenges you haven’t figured out how to get over yet, but if you put your mind to it, today’s vibe could have you vaulting over like an Olympic hopeful. Go make it all come true, sparklicious Cancer!

Jun 7, 2023… I know it’s hump day, Crabby, but if I mention the words “love” and “connection” together, try not to let your mind immediately fall into the nearest gutter. We’ll have a Moon in Aquarius conjunct Pluto, opposing Venus and Mars in Leo, and square Jupiter in Taurus, and with that, you’ll have a meeting of intuition, emotion, love, and connection — all wrapped up with your values at the center. That’s the best kind of meeting — and you won’t even need snacks! Sure, humping could happen, but this day will really be about letting your conscience be your guide and all that jazz. Listening to your intuition in relationships and really creating intimacy could all be a big part of this day. Your relationship-loving heart will dig this vibe, and your need for balance could be met, too, as long as you focus on finding solutions to any conflict that could arise with all these feels in the air today. Have a happy hump day, Cancer!

Jun 6, 2023… Toxic Waste may be a delightfully sour treat, but not so great in relationships. Cancer, you can be on high alert for red flags today as encouraged by the vibes of the Moon in Cap trine Mercury and Uranus in Taurus. Today could be all about smart love and good relationship decisions. You can avoid critical hits from less than awesome humans while channeling the vibes and choosing to build up relationships that boost your happiness. Go for the goodness!

Jun 5, 2023… Like sand in your bathing suit, you might be tempted to let something really irritate you today, Cancer. That Moon in Cap trine Jupiter in Taurus could have challenges popping up like exes newly single and incapable of being alone. HARD PASS on that, Crabby. Whatever challenges come up, don’t let it bother you. Instead, apply your beautiful brain and perspective to learning from it. Just remember: if it doesn’t make you glow or grow, LET IT GO.

Jun 4, 2023… Tapping into your inner balanced yogi might not be a bad idea when you look at the Moon in Sag trine Chiron in Aries and square Neptune in Pisces. You might need all the figurative headstand-level balance you can get with communication being screwed sideways. Today won’t be the day for any idle watercooler chatter because whatever you say just might get taken out of context and then sprinkled around the office for later digestion. Which, put that way, sounds kind of gross and unsanitary. But you know what I mean. Today could be a good day to keep your secrets to yourself, mind your business, and try to be patient when the words just don’t come as easily as they usually do. Interpretive dance might be a better option than opening up your mouth to see what falls out. Just keep your head, Cancer, and I’m sure you’ll manage the day with your usual sparkle and grace.

Jun 3, 2023… SMACK! That’s the sound of you hitting the EASY button this Saturday, Cancer. After all, the Moon in Sag will opposing the Sun in Gemini, trine Mars in Leo and square Saturn in Pisces and shall unleash energies of forethought that you can channel into working smart, not hard. While you might have a mile long to-do list for your weekend, you’ll likely be able to channel these energies into conquering an impressive amount while still having time to enjoy yourself. Plan stuff out in order to make the most of your time. You got this.

Jun 2, 2023… Going to start with the good news for you, Cancer. It’s FriYAY! Welcome to the start of freaking weekend, baby! Today’s Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus and trine both Neptune in Pisces and Venus in Cancer will be about change and growth. Whatever comes up, try to adjust your attitude and learn from it. It’s been a tough few years, but if you’ve made it this far, you can handle whatever else the Universe throws your way. Zombies, tornado sharks, the return of the mullet — okay, maybe not that last one. But the others, you’ve for sure got this. Just use your natural love and brightness to power through whatever’s next, making everyone else’s day a little bright for your being in it, Crabby.

Jun 1, 2023… Is there anything more uncomfortable than wearing gasoline panties? If you find your undies are aflame for non-amorous and non-medical reasons, perhaps you shouldn’t be a liar, liar with underpants on fire, Cancer. Today’s Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter and Mercury in Taurus, square Mars in Leo, and trine Saturn in Pisces could have communication going sideways. Lying liars might be revealed, but there could also be giant misunderstandings happening, too. While even your trust issues might have trust issues today, try to be a part of the solution, not the problem. Speak clearly and truthfully, give others the benefit of the doubt, and maybe do a little independent face checking of anything you read today. This day doesn’t have to be a flaming underwear situation at all. But if it is, let other liars be revealed and don’t join them.

May 31, 2023… Dear Cancer, I hope this message finds you well before the consequences of your actions do! Oof, the Moon in Libra square Venus in Cancer and then moving into Scorpio to square Pluto in Aquarius will unleash epic energies for embracing whatever you’ve set in motion. So, a recent bout of not learning your lessons could translate to a dose of harsh reality. If you’ve been thriving on positive life choices, expect some goodness to come your way. No matter how the vibes manifest, you’ll get through it. Hold your head high, Crabby.

May 30, 2023… Can you hear me meow, Cancer? Strong persuasive energies of the Libra Moon opposing Chiron in Aries will be epic for getting what you want if you choose to use the power of words and body language. If you really wanna take these strong communication vibes for a spin, you could even channel them into lifting up other people through positivity, trying some awesome team building, or engaging in group brainstorms. The possibilities are endless when you put your mind (and mouth) to it. Rock on!

May 29, 2023… Here’s a friendly reminder that punching jerks in their smug faces doesn’t actually help anything, Cancer. Okay MAYBE you’d feel better for a hot second but the consequences will catch up with you. The Moon in Libra trine Pluto in Aquarius and the Sun in Gemini will unleash big ego energies that will reflect puffed up, stuck up tendencies in other people. It’ll be up to you to make sure this doesn’t pull you down. Instead, play the long game. Rising above pettiness today can save you a lot of trouble in the future. Get me, Crabby?