Category: Leo AV

  • Leo 4-1-26

    Grab some duct tape and maybe some rope. Maybe some chlorofo…. Never mind! What was I saying? Oh, yeah. Skip the trip to the local hardware store (unless you’re planning something spicy for later) and focus on pulling your head out of your own backside today. You may feel moody and tempted to over-think. You may even be tempted to over-think your over-thinking. Or to lose your absolute stuffing on the people in your life, Leo. Multitasking may be your cup of tea, but it could take more effort than usual today with today’s vibes. Think before speaking and take the time for a little self-care to power through this day without falling into the vortex of worry. Once you get your head out of your tailbone, you may realize that your compassion for and connection with other souls will guide you if you let it.

  • Leo 3-31-26

    If you enjoy being blindsided by exciting, new feelings that seem to come out of the blue with no warning, then you’ll definitely appreciate the vibes this Tuesday, Leo. Whatever is a Leo to do with such changes? Embrace them, of course. Lions will navigate any dang thing the sea of life throws at them like a seasoned captain. No matter what the Universe throws at you, you come back at it even stronger, usually with a middle finger salute to boot. You’ve got this, and you really don’t need me to tell you that, my friend.

  • Leo 3-30-26

    Emotional thinking? Check. Tendency to do things with deep intentions? Check. Going too far? Let’s not, Leo. Okay, so, your emotions and thoughts will likely jive really well today, but that comes with a huge warning of don’t lose your dang temper, which can cause a bad day for just about everyone within a mile radius of the nuclear meltdown. Fortunately, you also have a great gift for working out solutions and figuring out how to get what you want. Use those qualities to your advantage this Monday and make good things happen! Lion, there’s nothing you can’t accomplish once you put your mind and your passions into it.

  • Leo 3-29-26

    As the sign that is all about howling at the Moon, Leos are bound to have a little spice in their closet and the vibes today are perfect for letting out your desires. Whether you’re into role play, Furries, or have some other deep desire, use today’s energies to explore yourself (and your partner, if you have someone). Just, maybe don’t do those things in public places or near schools or at the park in broad daylight. Otherwise, you’ll feel free to be the spicy being you are — and not because the Universe says so! But because you give yourself that permission. Be you, in all the ways that make you you. Get your hot on, Lion.

  • Leo 3-28-26

    If your reigning emotion is what in the actual flying fudgery, you might be a Leo dealing with today’s emotional shift. Your need for clarity may be conflicting with the emotional pea soup brewing today. Some serious self-care could help shore up shaky boundaries and help deal with flooding emotions. Long baths, walks in nature, and more sleep might help you feel a sense of equilibrium as the energy takes a hard turn toward the emotional. Connecting with a partner (singles, grab your bestie or favorite pet!) for some one-on-one time may help you navigate the day.

  • Leo 3-27-26

    Exes are exes for a reason, Leo. Repeat that to yourself, and whatever you do, holster your texting finger. If you’re sensing emotional turbulence in the air today, you are not alone. The energy will likely be thick with a sense of loss, and today will challenge you to face up to whatever you’ve allowed to weigh you down. Reaching back in the past could throw out your back or knock you on your sassafrass. Instead, try shifting your focus to the present with a mindfulness practice to help you deal with any leftover grief you might be dealing with. And let’s face it… we all have some.

  • Leo 3-26-26

    Shut your pie hole before a clever retort lands you in a spit storm today (EW!), my dear Lion. The vibes will be awesome today for expressing how you feel — but considerably less awesome for running your mouth. With the today’s vibes, your words could have teeth, and you will be one sorry human tomorrow if you let your mouth get away from you today. Avoid gossip and complaints in favor of a more positive focus, & you will be better able to keep the harmony you love so much. Use your superpowers for good and you’ve got this day handled.

  • Leo 3-25-26

    Get the plunger ready because the Leos are likely going to deal with clogged up toilet brains today. Lion, you tend to be very emotional, but today will be reflecting some serious imbalances today which could feel like your brains to go all mushy and junk. You can get that TP unstuck and your brain juices flowing normally again by going with the flow — literally. Don’t fight the tide. Let the chips fall and the Universe do its thing. You will feel absolutely fantastic simply by being your best version of you and accepting the lessons and growth that’s mixed into this weird Wednesday vibe.

  • Leo 3-24-26

    Today will unlikely be the right vibe to confess your undying love. Unless we’re talking about tacos. Or pizza. You will likely be best served by practicing some epic self-love today to avoid sticky situations where thoughts and feelings run wild. Jumping into anything new feet first might end up bring icky and not what you thought, Lion. Navigating the strong and surprising emotional currents will be the goal — and you can do this.

  • Leo 3-23-26

    Unicorns, magical mermaids, rainbows ending in obscene piles of gold — this day could feel practically mythical in its magic. You’re going to want to grab some of that for yourself. The day will bring with it big happy energy. Channel these bright vibes into creating the life you want and building the relationships you desire. The energy will be so flipping ripe for charming others like Leos love to do. Enjoy the feelings of closeness brought in by this happy energy by being mindful, present, and grateful.

  • Leo 3-22-26

    Beep-boop-bop. Computers overtaking the world! Humans enslaved! Well, don’t worry, that’s not today’s horoscope forecast. Like a computer, your ability to assess and act swiftly is on point with this energy. However, today’s vibes may have Leos getting a bit… aggressive. Your challenge today will be to find a balance between being hypercritical and being effective. Like a computer, assess your best course of action. Less cranky people means better odds of getting what you want.

  • Leo 3-21-26

    Heart eyes. Eggplant. Taco. Tongue. So many emojis to choose from today, Leo, so little time. The energy will be spicy AF today. The forecast will be good for flirting and generally feeling like one hot MOFO. Wearing something you know you know you look good in will help you feel powerful and confident as you move through this day. Your intense desire for connection could really be feeling this energy.