Category: Leo AV

Shut your pie hole before a clever retort lands you in a spit storm today (EW!), my dear Lion. The vibes will be awesome today for expressing how you feel — but considerably less awesome for running your mouth. With the today’s vibes, your words could have teeth, and you will be one sorry human tomorrow if you let your mouth get away from you today. Avoid gossip and complaints in favor of a more positive focus, & you will be better able to keep the harmony you love so much. Use your superpowers for good and you’ve got this day handled.

Get the plunger ready because the Leos are likely going to deal with clogged up toilet brains today. Lion, you tend to be very emotional, but today will be reflecting some serious imbalances today which could feel like your brains to go all mushy and junk. You can get that TP unstuck and your brain juices flowing normally again by going with the flow — literally. Don’t fight the tide. Let the chips fall and the Universe do its thing. You will feel absolutely fantastic simply by being your best version of you and accepting the lessons and growth that’s mixed into this weird Wednesday vibe.

Today will unlikely be the right vibe to confess your undying love. Unless we’re talking about tacos. Or pizza. You will likely be best served by practicing some epic self-love today to avoid sticky situations where thoughts and feelings run wild. Jumping into anything new feet first might end up bring icky and not what you thought, Lion. Navigating the strong and surprising emotional currents will be the goal — and you can do this.

Unicorns, magical mermaids, rainbows ending in obscene piles of gold — this day could feel practically mythical in its magic. You’re going to want to grab some of that for yourself. The day will bring with it big happy energy. Channel these bright vibes into creating the life you want and building the relationships you desire. The energy will be so flipping ripe for charming others like Leos love to do. Enjoy the feelings of closeness brought in by this happy energy by being mindful, present, and grateful.

Beep-boop-bop. Computers overtaking the world! Humans enslaved! Well, don’t worry, that’s not today’s horoscope forecast. Like a computer, your ability to assess and act swiftly is on point with this energy. However, today’s vibes may have Leos getting a bit… aggressive. Your challenge today will be to find a balance between being hypercritical and being effective. Like a computer, assess your best course of action. Less cranky people means better odds of getting what you want.

Heart eyes. Eggplant. Taco. Tongue. So many emojis to choose from today, Leo, so little time. The energy will be spicy AF today. The forecast will be good for flirting and generally feeling like one hot MOFO. Wearing something you know you know you look good in will help you feel powerful and confident as you move through this day. Your intense desire for connection could really be feeling this energy.

Casting a glare at your lover, friend, boss, or child won’t get you far today. Those trust issues you may be tripping on could have you falling flat on your face if you don’t wise up. Hiding from your problems or trying to drink them away won’t work to your advantage, Leo. Instead, channel the strong energy today into trusting your intuition rather than your fears. Not every thought that pops in your head will be a true one. Lions are generally fierce at applying emotional intelligence so do that. Instead of screwing up the relationships you value, you may choose to strengthen them when you own up to your issues rather than projecting them outward. You’ve got this!

If you feel like your life just became a game of Giant Jenga and you might be in imminent danger of being crushed beneath everything you need to do, welp, that might be a little dramatic there, Leo. Okay, it’s totally possible today could bring in a sense of overwhelm, but instead of looking at the mountain of things to do, try to take it one task at a time. Yes, yes… I know you can do more things than that, but to manage the anxiety, just focus on one thing at a time. No need to be buried under it all, Lion. Take it slow — and let that breath you were holding go. Ah, that’s better!

Welcome to the frustration station! Don’t worry, Leo. This doesn’t have to be your stop. While tempers could be even shorter than your patience, you’ll find that today’s vibe won’t be about losing your shirt. The better way to use this energy may be to slow things down. While you like to be first at everything and keep that competitive edge, you also have high standards for your work. If you want to do well and get through this day without stopping at frustration or losing your shirt, you might want to calm your pits and take it easier today, Lion.

You don’t DO boredom, amiright, Leo? You don’t have time for that nonsense. Today vibes could have you considering ways to spice something up that’s gotten a bit stale for you. I don’t mean the science experiment you have growing in your fridge either. Ew, Lion. Throw that out! Instead, you might find a way to upcycle or repurpose something to give it a fresh appeal — or you may find that the thing you want to use is a lesson you’ve learned. Whichever way it goes, I doubt you’ll be bored. You’ll use your clever wit and lightning fast snark to keep up entertained while you make old things new again. Ta-da! Go ahead: take a bow if you want to.

Sensing squirrely people just might feel like your brand-new superpower. Your ability to easily lead a double life and make it look easy could have you giving other people some suspicious side eye if you sense they aren’t being upfront with you. Use those intuitive tingles to warn you away from shady deals and people. Today won’t be about jealousy and suspicion but trusting your instincts. They’re golden. Other people? Meh! The jury is still out on that, Lion.

Today, a totally chill vibe will come in. Calmer energy will prevail, and don’t be surprised if things take a practical turn, Lion. Suddenly, tuning into your to-do list might seem like a solid way to spend the day. Just don’t get so relaxed you overlook the details, Leo. Gulp your magic bean juice, and use this energy to tackle whatever honey do list you’ve set for yourself.