Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Pisces 4-12-26

    The forecast today calls for either a “heck yes!” or an “I think not” depending on your view. The energy today could have a heaping helping of unexpected responsibility added to an already full plate. If anyone can handle an overly full plate, it’s you, Fishy, but how you handle those added challenges will depend on if you view it as an annoyance or as an obstacle that will help you grow you into your goals. Pull up your undergarments and show us what Pisces can do. The forecast will be whatever you make of it, but choose well for a better chance at an awesome day.

  • Aquarius 4-12-26

    Like finding cat poop in the sandbox at the park, today could be really crappy or it could be an excavation adventure. The outcome all depends on you, Aquarius! You will likely be faced with some unexpected work today, which could actually be good for you if you decide to see it in a positive light. I mean, even cat poop can lead to an adventure. It just takes a little imagination. Make the best of a potentially crappy situation and you may find yourself thriving on the unexpected. Make the most of today, and be the magnificent human you are!

  • Capricorn 4-12-26

    Slow the heck down. Your natural impatience could trip you up while you’re giving serious side eye to everyone who doesn’t work as smart or as fast as you. We all know you’re a badass, but stay humble, my Cappy friend, and use that fire power you’re known for to deal with your stuff. Today’s vibe could be a chance to show off your mad skills at multitasking or leadership. You can choose to channel it into helping someone else and giving a leg up to a human in need of your zesty superpowers. Now, get out there and kick Sunday’s tail.

  • Sagittarius 4-12-26

    To panic or not to panic? That is the question! With the hedonistic vibes coming in this Sunday, Archers may want to run away from the unexpected new circumstances that could end up on their plate. I know I’d rather eat chocolate cake than nom on new duties. But also whatever newness comes your way could be an opportunity for awesome adventures and whatnot. Don’t shy away from your potential, Saggy. Give them all you’ve got! Then you can let loose after the adulty tasks have been put to bed. Your potential for greatness will be great. Don’t let me down. Love ya!

  • Scorpio 4-12-26

    Look to the skies and prepare for battle! There may be a horde of dragons coming for your booty, Scorpster. And by dragons, I mean responsibilities. And by booty, I mean free time. So, there’s that. What will you do, Scorpio? WHAT WILL YOU DO?! You could cower in the corner like a scared little baby, or you could decide to armor up and slay the dragons. Or, option 3: train the dragons. Whatever. The choice will be yours. With a little help from the invigorating vibes today, you can definitely use that brain of yours to come up with excellent strategies for defeating your dragons and/or making them your allies. If anyone can do it, it’s YOU!

  • Libra 4-12-26

    Opportunity for new responsibilities may come a-knocking on Libra’s door this Sunday. Will you welcome the big O inside or barricade the entryway and hide under the table? While Scales love taking on the opportunity to rule with optimism literally pouring out of their pores (gross), responsibilities, on the other hand, usually scare the ooop out of them because that could mean getting tied down. Try not to look at new responsibilities as chains that keep you from moving. Reframe that ish as opportunity for advancement instead!

  • Virgo 4-12-26

    More challenges? Heck to the yeah! You just keep walking right on over them. Of all the Zodiac, Virgos don’t break their stride (or break a sweat) over most challenges. You probably get off on tackling an obstacle. Having a full plate means your hands have something to do other than play with yourself. Yeah, I went there. If you keep to your can-do attitude, extra responsibility won’t seem daunting. It may even feel invigorating. You could whine about the extra time and how much other junk you have to do, but you’ll likely want to move forward without wasting any time with complaints. After all, Vs excel at being absolutely amazing in the face of stuff and nonsense.

  • Leo 4-12-26

    You could find stones being thrown at you this Sunday, Leo. And, as we all know, sticks and stones may break your bones… So, are you gonna just stand there and take a beating? Or are you gonna grab the Universe’s stones and give them a good what for?! You have the power to defeat whatever the Universe tries to drop on your head, Lion. So, channel the higher vibes today by embracing the unexpected as opportunity so that you can better handle these stones and launch them right back at the Universe. Heck, you might even find some diamonds. Uhm, score!

  • Cancer 4-12-26

    Wanting to put yourself in time out with a glass of wine may be tempting as more gets piled on to an already full plate, Cancer. As much as you prize multitasking, a crap ton of extra responsibility won’t be a welcome addition to your day. Looks to me like you have three choices: you can go for that time out with wine or beverage-of-choice, refusing to adult; you can say heck no and attack the responsibility with renewed vigor just to get it all done; or you can moan about it and drag your feet getting it done. How you look at the added work depends entirely on you. While today may be filled with a high sense of obligation, using a proactive approach may bring more immediate relief and balance to your world than procrastinating or refusing to participate would. You do you, but remember that what you do will choose what kind of day you’ll be having.

  • Gemini 4-12-26

    The Universe will likely be tossing some lemons your way today, Gemini. Will you catch them and make some lemonade or are you just gonna let yourself get pelted by citrus fruits? The only one standing in your way of a delicious, thirst-quenching beverage will be you, pal. Step out of the line of fire! Whatever new responsibilities may pop up today, you CAN handle them. You WILL handle them. Because you’re a Gem and Gems don’t run away from responsibility. Now give me a “Heck to the Yeah!” and go get your lemonade made. I’m thirsty.

  • Taurus 4-12-26

    Feeling overwhelmed and underappreciated won’t get you (or anyone) far – especially with vibes like today’s. But if you flip the script on the day, you may see that every challenge contains a lesson and an opportunity for greatness. Your lofty ambitions could get a boost from a point of view that doesn’t involve bemoaning cruel fate. Fate’s not the problem, but you might need a tweak toward the glass is half full side. You can rule the day with style if you meet it head on — the way Bulls do best.

  • Aries 4-12-26

    Soaking wet in the freezing cold? Yeah, today might seem like a water bucket challenge in the dead of winter. Now maybe you dig a water bucket challenge. Hey, people jump into freezing water all the time for fun or run obstacle courses through insane conditions. Takes all kinds, right? And Rams? They do love the water… So, if challenges get piled onto your day, you may either get excited about the possibilities of doing some problem solving or greatly resent being asked to do one more thing beyond all the other damn things you’re meant to be doing today. Choose a badass can-do attitude, Aries. Get out there and own the vibe!