Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Pisces 10-17-26

    Before you try to tap into the dark side and use the Force to choke someone, consider that today could bring an energy ripe for misunderstandings. Making assumptions or listening to gossip could have you connecting to your inner darkness. Quit that ish, and instead consider using your grownup words to talk things out. Instead of getting even, you might find yourself getting closer and reaching a better understanding of the ones you love. At the very least, you could get clarity, and then you can use the Force for good instead, Fishy.

  • Aquarius 10-17-26

    No, Aquarius, pouring truth serum into the town water supply is not ethically responsible. Don’t try it. Probably not good for the environment, either. Indeed, today’s energies will likely promote chatty energies that could tempt people into trading rumors, but remember this. Rumors are just that. Rumors! They really aren’t worth a second of your time, though it could be amusing to hear all the crazy things you’ve apparently been up to! Take rumors with a grain of salt (and a sip of tequila, perhaps). Laugh it up, WB.

  • Capricorn 10-17-26

    Try to be the no drama llama today, Capricorn. You might hear a rumor that makes you see red. Rather than throat punching the messenger or reacting to what you hear, try to connect and communicate to sort out what’s true and what’s fake news. Especially when it comes to relationships, it won’t pay to rush in. Fools rush in, and you’re no fool, Archer. Innocent and at-times childlike, yes. A fool? Well, no way! Stay tuned to the no drama frequency, and clarify the facts before your hot head reacts, Cappy.

  • Sagittarius 10-17-26

    Detective Saggy is on the case! You’re a private investigator, right? Shucks. Maybe you could just pretend for the day, then. See, today, misunderstandings could be the main culprit for relationship issues this Saturday. That being said, you can connect and communicate to solve problems that arise. Oftentimes the resolutions are just a heart-to-heart away. Brave yourself for seeking honest, respectful discussions. You’ve got this, Archer.

  • Scorpio 10-17-26

    How do you feel about dramas, Scorpio? Well, check out today’s energies. While some of the chatty vibes could lead to rumors, that’s so not something you would do. Right, Scorpster? Instead, you can spend your time seeking truth this Saturday. Don’t give into the nasty rumors bug. It will likely leave a bad taste in your mouth! Just say not to drama (IRL). TV drama would be fine, though. Stay on the up and up.

  • Libra 10-17-26

    I heard from Belle who heard from Gaston’s cousin’s goat that aliens are gonna invade soon. Then I fact checked it and it turns out Gaston doesn’t even have a cousin with a goat! It’s an alpaca. Anyway, Libra, the energy today will combine to promote vibes of half truths and gossip galore. It will likely be key NOT to believe everything you hear, even when it comes from family and loved ones. Seek the truth before jumping any guns. You’re smart like that, Libra.

  • Virgo 10-17-26

    All I hear is BLA BLA BLA! Same, Kesha. Same. Virgo, you could find yourself getting fed up with people as today unleashes talkative energies with a side of delusion. In particular, you could be in disbelief over what your loved ones say today. It’s okay to take a step back, but some thoughtful communication could be key to resolving issues. Be honest about your feelings and don’t be afraid to seek the truth. Talk the talk, V.

  • Leo 10-17-26

    Silence isn’t always golden, Leo. Sometimes it’s downright problematic. For instance, using communication to resolve issues will likely come in handy this Saturday. Sometimes lies seem easier, but they often cause more issues than being truthful. While you could act silent and tough, that likely won’t solve anything. It’s just awkward. Armor up and have hard conversations. Reaching a resolution can be far more rewarding than waiting it out. Aim high!

  • Cancer 10-17-26

    You heard a thing and you didn’t mean to hear the thing, but now you want to tell the thing, right? Oh, Crabby! A fresh and juicy piece of gossip may just begged to be chewed over, preferably by the water cooler or all over social media, but if rumors gonna find room, that doesn’t mean they have to find it with you. After all, today is a recipe for mixed messages! Passing on info that might not be solid just because it was exciting could backfire. It could be a great day to focus on communicating, but if you can’t say something nice, I hear duct tape helps.

  • Gemini 10-17-26

    Surgically removing someone from your life because of a thing you heard might feel good in the moment, but it could feel pretty gross later when you realize you got it wrong. Give peace a chance, Gem. If you can figure out a way to connect and communicate, you’ll sort out the mess rather than make one, and you can always burn that bridge later if you find out what you heard was correct. Silver linings, right?

  • Taurus 10-17-26

    You heard what?? Well, if you heard it from the grapevine, it might not be reliable, Taurus. Today, it’ll be possible that you might hear a thing or two that you may or may not like. Instead of blowing your top, go figure out what’s what. It could be that you got handed the wrong end of the story. Or maybe you heard wrong because someone was misinformed. Just make sure to get it straight before you do anything about it, Taurus.

  • Aries 10-17-26

    Just because you read something on the interwebs or heard it second-hand doesn’t mean something’s true, Ram! Today could be a big day for fake news. You might want to double and triple check what you hear today — even if you want to believe it. Instead of going ahead with what you heard, fact check and communicate to get the real scoop. Just don’t act up because you caught wind of a rumor and ran with it, clever Aries. You’re the best.