Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Capricorn 3-20-26

    Day drinking is not the answer, Cappy. Ha! Neither is impromptu interpretive dance. Instead of feeling like no one gets you, channel the strong current of feelings into make progress on a personal goal. It’ll likely be better than sitting around feeling sorry for yourself or drinking all your cares away. Save that mojito as a reward for after you’ve punched this day in the face.

  • Sagittarius 3-20-26

    Today could be like getting stuck at an abstract art show, but the Archers are the art pieces. The vibes today could have the innovative, creative Sagittarians feeling misunderstood. The draw to dull your feelings could be strong. With your natural ability to use unconventional innovation, you can channel your feelings into something great. Whether you enjoy painting, writing stories, designing fashion, or some other hobby, you can turn your emotions into energy for creativity. By getting out of any rut or out from under heavy, icky emotions, you’re also giving the Universe a double middle finger salute, which is pretty great.

  • Scorpio 3-20-26

    The forecast for today includes all the flipping feels getting on all your flipping nerves. Being plunged into insecurity may not be your favorite way to spend a day, but the energy today could have you questioning everything. You may be tempted to plunge into work or start happy hour early, depending, but neither of these ideas will help you stop the flow of insecurity on their own. Instead, consider asking for help with a project in order to have the benefit of teamwork to help you break through this not-good-enough feeling that you may be carrying around so you can remember that you are a tail-kicking boss, capable of getting spit done no matter what, Scorpster.

  • Libra 3-20-26

    If you’re tempted to start singing “Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen; Nobody knows my sorrow,” it might be time to come up for air. I get it, Libra. No one likes to feel misunderstood, and too often people mistake your strong personality as meanness and your childlike enthusiasm as immaturity. We both also know that what really matters is what you think of yourself. If you remember today that your superpower lies in your passionate nature and sense of wonder, you just might remember that you’re a badass, too.

  • Virgo 3-20-26

    Brick wall, waterfall, hey you think you got it all!? Yup. Virgo does. Virgo literally has all the feels. With today’s vibes, Virgos are likely going to face a fierce battle today. The vibes could have you feeling indecisive, extra emotional, or even lying to yourself. On the other hand, you may also feel more sensitive, dream bigger, and act with more compassion than usual. You are at a crossroads, and what you choose is up to you. Will you choose dreams and compassion? Or confusion and denial? You don’t need anyone’s permission to be happy, so chase those dreams hard today.

  • Leo 3-20-26

    Casting a glare at your lover, friend, boss, or child won’t get you far today. Those trust issues you may be tripping on could have you falling flat on your face if you don’t wise up. Hiding from your problems or trying to drink them away won’t work to your advantage, Leo. Instead, channel the strong energy today into trusting your intuition rather than your fears. Not every thought that pops in your head will be a true one. Lions are generally fierce at applying emotional intelligence so do that. Instead of screwing up the relationships you value, you may choose to strengthen them when you own up to your issues rather than projecting them outward. You’ve got this!

  • Cancer 3-20-26

    Stop, don’t touch me there! That’s my No-No square! When it comes to Cancer, we’re not talking about a physical thing, no. Their no-no square is their emotional side that they tend to hide underneath hella layers. The vibes coming at you today could have you wanting to dull your feelings. Don’t give in! As cool and composed as you like to appear, it’s important to face your emotions. You can be very calculating and inventive, so use that to channel your emotions into some kind of progress. Embody your inner VanGogh or Tesla or whomever and use your sweet brain to create some great stuff.

  • Gemini 3-20-26

    Imagine waking up in a field of roses, but they’re mutated roses with foot long thorns and the thorns are impaling you. Yikes, right? Well, the day could start out with similar sickening feelings for the Geminis. Instead of physical pain, though, the thorns are piercing through your emotions. WTH is up with fecking feelings, anyway? Fortunately, one of your superpowers is turning your frown upsidedown and finding comfort in being grounded. Wield it fiercely today and believe that you can get yourself out of this rough patch. Because, you can. Tell any patch of badass roses you come across: “Get rekt, mate!” Remember, you’re fabulously strong, inside and out.

  • Taurus 3-20-26

    Prepare thyself, warriors, for the battle of emotions will be upon us this day! For reals, the vibes today could feel like darkness and despair at first. Not to mention, today has the added bonus of a swirl of secretive, jealous, and resentful energies. On the plus side, the Moon can also bring out the Bull’s imaginative side. Instead of wallowing in the darkness like a wimpy trash bag, become a Hefty bag and channel all that trashy darkness into progress with your amazing intensity. The vibes today may start out kinda heavy, but your day doesn’t have to be. Get it done, Taurus!

  • Aries 3-20-26

    Starting the day deep in the emotional vortex? Yeah, same. It could be easy to feel misunderstood, but no one likes a whiner, am I right?? Aries are experts at balancing the dark side, but today’s energies may require you to find perspective and shift the balance toward the light. Channel that angsty darkness toward kicking tail on a project at work or tackling a household chore you’ve been avoiding. You’re strong enough to power through the darkness with a whole lot of moxie and a little self-care.

  • Pisces 3-19-26

    Cup of grossness for one? Take a hard pass on that, Fishy. The energy today might have you feeling overworked and under-appreciated but before you start feeling sorry for yourself and lamenting about life’s other less-motivated slackers, consider using that sassy energy to knock out one task at a time until it’s done. You won’t have time for a frustration if you get your sass in gear, Pisces. Go be the boss you are.

  • Aquarius 3-19-26

    Is it okay to smack the panic button now? Well, Aquarius, the answer is NO. A vibe of indecision will be promoted today but that doesn’t mean your only option will be to curl into a ball of defeat. Nay, nay! You have the power to rise above the crud. Use your noggin. If you don’t know where to start, randomly pick something (anything) and handle it. Then. move onto one more thing. Bit by bit, you can accomplish a lot, WB.