Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Capricorn 3-16-26

    Ohh this’ll really burn your toast, Cap! Well, maybe. Today will encourage energies of deception and misinformation. That could mean you’ll need to really dig for the truth when dealing with other people, but also you’ll likely have to challenge yourself to rise above the temptation of dishonesty. A little white lie might get you something in the moment, but consider the long term consequences, too. Aim high, Cappy.

  • Sagittarius 3-16-26

    If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it’s probably a duck, Saggy. You might want to trust your instincts. This whole day could be quackers (haha) — especially when it comes to trusting other people. Just don’t sign on any dotted lines or buy any magic beans today, and you should manage to get through the day with your usual warmth and wisdom.

  • Scorpio 3-16-26

    Here it is, Scorpster. Step one, remove wool from eyes. Step two, seek truth. You know I’m not just talking about taking off your sleep mask, babe. Indeed, the day will encourage strong energies for misunderstandings and downright misleading communications. In order to overcome the vibes, and maybe even defeat some not so honest people, ask questions, do research, and dig deep for truths. You know what to do, Scorpio.

  • Libra 3-16-26

    Magic beans. Exes that say they’ll change. Bigfoot. If you believe in any of these things, you might want to take extra care this moody Monday with its energy coming in. Blind trust won’t be your friend. So, maybe take a hard pass on loaning anyone money or investing in any harebrained schemes. Instead, consider all the options, and make sure you follow up before you click share on that shady-sounding story. Doing a little due diligence could keep you out of sticky situations today, Libra.

  • Virgo 3-16-26

    Epic side eye ahead, Virgo! Today’s vibe could have you giving some serious side eye to possible dirty dealings. Don’t trust your friend’s man? That’s intuition! Suspect someone is throwing shade in your direction? They probably are. Today won’t be about giving in to your low-vibing jealous side, V, but the energy will be great for getting in touch with your intuition and paying attention. If you see the red flags, jot them down because you might be right on the money, honey.

  • Leo 3-16-26

    Sensing squirrely people just might feel like your brand-new superpower. Your ability to easily lead a double life and make it look easy could have you giving other people some suspicious side eye if you sense they aren’t being upfront with you. Use those intuitive tingles to warn you away from shady deals and people. Today won’t be about jealousy and suspicion but trusting your instincts. They’re golden. Other people? Meh! The jury is still out on that, Lion.

  • Cancer 3-16-26

    Oh, good. It’s misinformation Monday! Cancer, the incoming vibes will be all about assumptions and miscommunications. How rude. You’ll likely benefit from making sure to get all the information before making any big choices or purchases and double checking in business dealings that you aren’t being misled. In other words, you could overcome the crud by double checking what you think you know. Good luck, Crabby.

  • Gemini 3-16-26

    Before you go scrawling your signature on the dotted line, you might want to double check for funny business, Gemini. Today xcould have you wanting to risk it all on a big chance — or a big purchase. Um, maybe don’t? At least do your research first. If a fool’s born every minute, try not to be one of them, Gem. If it looks too good to be true, it probably is, and while you love being a wide-eyed dreamer, try not to be one deep in buyer’s remorse tomorrow.

  • Taurus 3-16-26

    Dreamland is nice except when it’s built on pillars of LIES and BROKEN TRUST. I’m okay, Taurus. Really. Totally fine. Okay, here’s the thing. Today will be all about sowing vibes of dishonesty and miscommunication. It’ll be super important to double check things, from business transactions to assumptions you make. If it sounds too good to be true, it’s probably horse manure covered in glitter, NOT magical unicorn poops. Keep your head in the game, Bull!

  • Aries 3-16-26

    This is your chance, Aries. It’s time to outshine the Universe! You see, this Monday, the day could have a vibe of dishonesty and disillusionment. It’ll be up to you to seek the truth hidden under foggy communication and seeing through intentional misleadings. You have that power, Ram. Be a beacon of truth for yourself and others. Shine on.

  • Pisces 3-15-26

    Like freshly mown grass and the scent of clean linen, this day could bring it a refreshing feel, Pisces. A shift towards practical, detail-oriented shift will delight you like only new books and experiences can! Ah, the sweet smell of getting things done the way only you can, Fishy!

  • Aquarius 3-15-26

    Oh what fun it is to ride in a sleigh of responsibilities! Okay, maybe fun isn’t the right word. Actually, today the exciting energies will quiet down and turn towards practicality. If that sounds like a bummer, then you must not be using your Imaginative thinking cap. Get creative by weaving responsibilities with fun times. That way, you’ll still get stuff done but you’ll also have chances to recharge. A little excitement can reignite your inner fire, Aquarius. Winning!