Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Pisces 7-16-26

    Snap judgments and tidal wave reactions won’t be in your best interest today, my Fishy friend. You might want to take the time to think things through before you react. Unexpected news could knock you sideways, but you’ll be better served by thinking about it rather than following your impulses. Your moods can come in like a tsunami and leave just as much damage, but try to dial that back and focus on considering the best way to handle any new information you learn. Just take your time and try to lead with the love and wisdom we all appreciate.

  • Aquarius 7-16-26

    Like shopping for groceries when hungry, impulses will not be your friend, Aquarius. The vibes could require some real thought before you take any action. You might receive new information today that has you severely questioning your own judgment and evaluating a situation. Don’t feel like you have to come to a snap decision; in fact, it’ll be better if you don’t. So, take your time and make sure you consider all the possible scenarios. You’re great at that, Aquarius! Just hold off on doing anything rash, and you’ll get through with your usual charm and charisma.

  • Capricorn 7-16-26

    Whoa! Who doesn’t enjoy surprises?! An un-caffeinated Capricorn early in the morning, that’s who. Once you slip into something more people-y (think lots of caffeine), you can prepare yourself for some unexpected news. Well, I guess it’s not really unexpected if you’re expecting it. Still! You will likely learn something surprising this Thursday, and how you react could impact your day. Will you blow up or calmly calculate the new info? It’s up to you, Cappy. Use your head!

  • Sagittarius 7-16-26

    Leaping to someone’s defense, pouncing on aggressors, and generally shooting arrows in all directions could be your first reaction today, dear Archer. You might receive some unexpected news or learn something you didn’t know before. How you react will dictate the kind of day you have. If you think things out first, you’ll likely handle things better than if you act on impulse. Just chill. You could actually learn something useful if you don’t tear through the day like Legolas or Hawkeye on a rampage, Saggy.

  • Scorpio 7-16-26

    Are you ready for your regularly scheduled existential crisis, Scorpster? Fantastic, because strong energies are ideal for questioning your own judgment and basically having a breakdown. What fun! I’m in your corner cheering you on — and I’m sure others are on your side, too. You can get out of the rut that life dug up for you, Scorpio… because you don’t have to stay down. You rise. It is what you DO. Don’t lie down and take it. Stand up and give a double middle finger salute to all the haters, including your self-doubt. Rock on!

  • Libra 7-16-26

    Hoppity hop! This might put a little pep in your step, Libra. You may find yourself energized by unexpected news. That’s right, you will likely be getting some fineeee new tea this Thursday. Whether you spill it to anyone who has ears or keep it to yourself will be up to you. Keep in mind, though, that your words hold power. If you transform into a nonstop gossiping gus, you may lose the trust of someone near and dear. Keep it 100, friend.

  • Virgo 7-16-26

    Well, look what the Virgo dragged in! You might find yourself desiring to step out of your comfort zone of “the known.” And you know what? That’s awesome. Dip your toes into the river of the unknown and see what you can uncover. You can expand your mind with the vibes. I’ve heard you can also do that with LSD, but nobody needs a bad trip or to be arrested for being naked on a telephone pole. So maybe stick to getting some new knowledge. Learn some, V.

  • Leo 7-16-26

    Looking at your exes would have anyone questioning their judgment, Leo, because you’re so AWESOME that they must have really screwed up to let you get away. The energy now is all about thinking things through and making GOOD judgments. There’s a good chance you’ll learn something new, and taking the time to consider it rather than reacting to it could help the outcome. This period may require more care than usual, but you could really learn something important if you take the time to think first. You’ve got this, Lion. Just hang in there.

  • Cancer 7-16-26

    TELL ME I’M PRETTY! I am, right? Right??? Cancer, you could find yourself questioning your own judgement today. This might include doubting yourself and your abilities or even just not being sure if your understanding of reality is true (it’s all an illusion!). To avoid a full-on existential crisis, make efforts to ground yourself. Remember your gut is often on point, so you can trust that. Look to evidence of prior triumphs so you can believe in yourself once more. You will get through this, buddy. Stay sharp!

  • Gemini 7-16-26

    Surprises? You love surprises! The unexpected could come your way — only now that I’ve told you, I guess the cat’s out of the bag. And what monster would put a cat in the bag in the first place? And how did it get out? Anyway, surprises could happen. You’ll want to deal with them right away, like snuggling the pretty kitty who just escaped from the bag, but instead of jumping right in, maybe give it time. A pretty kitty could be a feral cat. The surprise could need some thinking through before you respond. So, be cool, Gem. Surprises can be awesome, but don’t think you have to react immediately. Give it a little thought and then lead with your usual warmth and wisdom.

  • Taurus 7-16-26

    Leave the judging to Judy today, dear Bull.  You might feel a hint of uncertainty about your choices. Learning something new could have you questioning everything, including (GASP!) yourself. Don’t be too hard on yourself, though. Leave off with the judgments and waffling, and try to make calculated decisions instead. Your impulses and judgment won’t be needed, but your pragmatic attitude could come in handy. Take what you’ve learned and apply it, but don’t get twisted over-thinking anything, Taurus.

  • Aries 7-16-26

    Stop right there, Ram! I’ve caught you vibes-handed. Wait, what? Today’s vibes will be all for thinking things through rather than taking chances with spur-of-the-moment decisions. Pausing for even just a moment to let your common sense catch up with your adrenaline could save you a lot of trouble in the long run. Actually, it will likely save you in the short run, too. Let’s be honest here! Gulp up the vibes and put your noggin to good use. Think before you leap, Aries.