Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Capricorn 2-25-26

    Don’t freak out, Cappy! It’s all an illusion. This Wednesday shall promote static, stale energies. Perhaps you’ll feel like you’re at a standstill, or worse, like you’re slowly drowning in quicksand. Remain calm. You have the power to pull yourself out of that funk. Choose to keep moving forward, even if it feels a bit slower than usual. One step at a time, you’ll get to where you’re going. Keep cool and carry on, Cap.

  • Sagittarius 2-25-26

    Calling time-out on the day may not actually make anything stop, but if you feel like you’re being held back, it could be time for a snack break, Saggy. Frustration could abound today. Might as well sit down and have a sweet treat until it passes. Or it may just be time to work smarter, not harder, until things move along. Maybe have a Snickers. You’re not your best Archer self when you’re hangry.

  • Scorpio 2-25-26

    Oh poop nuggets! Scorpio, there will be constipated vibes clogging up today. I’m not just talking about difficulties in your tummy, though. Rather, you could feel like you’re not getting anywhere, whether that’s on a particular task or life in general. Things just might seem like they’re not moving along. Of course, that’s just the illusion of the energies and it shall pass. You could get to where you’re going sooner than you may think. Keep doing what you’re doing, Scorpster.

  • Libra 2-25-26

    If today you sort of feel like a turtle slogging through molasses, don’t give up! Today might bring in some stubborn energy — creating a sense of being held back, but today’s vibe won’t be trying to race ahead through the resistance. Instead, it’ll be about doing one right thing at a time until you get where you’re going. You’d probably much rather be cruising at top speed and listening to your favorite tunes, but a more sedate pace could give you a chance to enjoy the scenery and take stock of your journey. So, maybe cool your jets but don’t quit them completely. The finish line could be just around the corner, lovely Scales.

  • Virgo 2-25-26

    Today you might feel less fragile like a flower and more fragile like a bomb, but try not to blow. Today might come with frustrations you didn’t want, but that doesn’t mean you’ve got to lose your spit over it, Virgo. Instead, cool your considerable jets and consider how to use the slower pace to take some time for you. You’re great about taking care of everyone else and still getting everything done but today’s frustrations could create space for self-care. Then everyone won’t walk around you like a ticking time bomb, and you might feel a tiny bit more in control of the day — just the way you like.

  • Leo 2-25-26

    “There’s not enough coffee in the world to get through this day” — you might be thinking this at some point or another today. First of all, you might be underestimating (a) yourself (b) your coffee or (c ) drinking decaf. So, before you decide to throw a massive pity party with a pithy phrase scrawled across a cake in icing, consider that this feeling of being thwarted will pass — like all moods eventually do. You don’t have to feel like rolling into this day on a magical rainbow unicorn that sneezes glitter to believe in yourself enough to weather a setback or two, Leo. In fact, maybe you should have your snarky pity party cake — and eat it, too. It might perk you up and help you face whatever challenges with your usual wit and wisdom. Besides, it’s hump day, so if can get over it, you’ll be well on your way to the freaking weekend!

  • Cancer 2-25-26

    ARGHH! Sorry to scare ya, Cancer. Just letting out some frustrations. This Wednesday you could feel like you’re being held back a bit, but it isn’t permanent so don’t lose your momentum or your determination. Also, don’t lose your shirt! It could be frustrating to hit brick wall after brick wall, but it’ll be important not to freak out innocent bystanders. Instead, turn your frustrations into fuel for thinking up and finding ways over, through, under, or around obstacles. You know what to do, Crabby.

  • Gemini 2-25-26

    If being a quitter actually doesn’t sound that bad this morning, you may just need to get over the hump of this hump day, Gemini. The energetic vibe could bring in a whole lot of stubbornness, and you might be feeling discouraged and held back. That totally sucks lemons! But don’t give up just yet. Throwing in the towel totally isn’t your vibe, but maybe you could use a break to regroup. Take a break, recharge, and then get back out there to show them that a Gem is no quitter!

  • Taurus 2-25-26

    If swimming through a pool of jell-o sounds delicious yet impossible, then you might have some trouble with the incoming, sluggish vibes of today. If you give into the energies, you could feel like you’re in slow motion or like something’s holding you back. That’s only temporary, though. You could wait until the sensation passes or, hear me out, you could shake off the vibes and push forward despite them. Just keep swimming, Taurus.

  • Aries 2-25-26

    Ewww. Well, Aries, you might feel like a piece of popcorn stuck in the teeth of the Universe this Wednesday. The vibes will be all about feeling like you’re stuck. Stuck in life, stuck in your head, stuck in a project. On the bright side, you’ll likely be able to overcome all that stuck if you so choose. Toss the vibes to the side and choose to rise to your potential. Even if things feel slow going, you can make progress. Just. Keep. Going.

  • Pisces 2-24-26

    Put the lime in the coconut and shake it all up, Fishy. This Tuesday, the vibes will shift from thoughtful to getting serious about some stuff — and things could feel a little too serious. Luckily, you’ll likely be able to lighten the mood just by switching up your routine and adding a splash of something novel to your otherwise seemingly mundane day. You get to add whatever level of excitement you want while battling the dull vibes. Have fun, Pisces.

  • Aquarius 2-24-26

    Your best serious face might be intimidating to some. Are you working on your goals? Could you be plotting to take over the world? Really, it could be either/or. Or both. Today’s vibe could send you a changeup. Shifting your routine to accommodate any challenges could help you find creative solutions. You may look as serious as the grave, but we know you mean business. Now, go show us just why you are the ultimate Aquarius.