Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Sagittarius 2-7-26

    Sippin that haterade can only hurt your own insides, Saggy. Put it down and hydrate with water instead! This Saturday, the energies will promote a sensation of not belonging and focusing too much on how being different is a negative thing. If you let that crud settle into your head, you might also find that it’s harder to be kind to others. Do a spit take on the vibes and drink in positivity instead. You’re worth it.

  • Scorpio 2-7-26

    If you’re feeling insecure about insecurity about your insecurities, whew! Feel like we’re going to need a bigger boat, Scorpio. Maybe some chocolate. And a therapist. With the odd vibes we’ve got today, you might be feeling like the odd one out today, but before you go drown your sorrows, consider that it’s Saturday — when weird rules! But also, why are you hanging with people who make you feel like you don’t fit? Maybe consider talking it out. Be you — the most perfect thing you can be any day of the year, luscious Scorpster!

  • Libra 2-7-26

    Blasting “This is Me!” could be a wonderful theme song for today. There will be energies of overthinking and criticizing oneself floating around, so it could be all too easy to feel negatively about your quirks. Kick that crud to the curb! You can choose to rise above that stuff and love yourself for all your unique awesomeness. Rock what you’ve got, Libra. No apologies.

  • Virgo 2-7-26

    Feeling out of sorts? Well, did I mention there’s Valentine candy everywhere you turn right now??? So, maybe shake off the sulks in exchange for a sugar high, and if you feel weird, rock that vibe. It’s finally spring after all! Draw on your creativity and come up with a costume to match your mood, and then go do the dang thang, Virgo. If you get up and out there, this whole day could be a treat.

  • Leo 2-7-26

    There’s nothing on your face, Leo, so need to keep checking to see if something’s wrong with you. Unless you’re wearing makeup and then, yes, something is on your face but it’s supposed to be there. There’ll be weird mood today that could bring on some insecure feelings, but instead of checking your mirror for the millionth time, consider if you feel weird or if you’re just hanging with people who make you feel uncomfortable being you. Hey, maybe you are one big lovable weirdo or maybe you just haven’t found your people. Or maybe you’re a big weirdo who needs to find your people. Idk. What I do know is that you are perfect just the way you are, and anyone who doesn’t like it can go smudge themselves, amiright?

  • Cancer 2-7-26

    Before you start crooning “All By Myself” loudly, in a way that will surely make people think you’ve been day-drinking, consider that today could have a vibe of feeling ill at ease. Those isolated feelings will pass if you don’t curl up with them like a security blanket. Instead of going off in a huff, go ahead and fly your freaky little flag high. Weird stuff makes you YOU, Crabby, and the world doesn’t need another carbon copy Stepford person. We need a YOU. So, get over yourself, stop caterwauling early 90s ballads, and be the lovable weirdo we need.

  • Gemini 2-7-26

    This Saturday, if you feel weird or out of place, you could get the sense that you don’t fit in or there is something wrong with you. Well, that’s a mouthful of hogwash. Well, everyone’s a little weird and we all have a place in this strangely wonderful Universe. Fly your freak flag, brilliant Gemini.

  • Taurus 2-7-26

    Feeling hella weird doesn’t belong on this day. Hello? Be as weird as you want to be. You’ll fit right in. The vibes may have you feeling like an odd duck — but c’mon, Taurus. Don’t get it twisted if you feel a little different. Rock your own personal style. Go out there and be the yummy treat we know you are!

  • Aries 2-7-26

    Where there’s a Cosmos, there’s tricks. Aries, beware the Universe’s odd tricks this Saturday. A sense of being out of place could arise today. You could find yourself wondering if there is something wrong with you. Nay, nay. Throw that tricky mind trash in the garbage where it belongs! Your quirks are TREATS to be enjoyed. Throw that trick in the Universe’s face and instead celebrate the delight that is you. Delicious!

  • Pisces 2-6-26

    Whoaaa. Hold your horses, Pisces! Your mind might go running a mile a minute this Friday. These energies will be all about difficulties with communication, like overanalyzing conversations. Later on, it could be easier to revisit emotional moments with a calm mind to work through things. Take your time, Fishy.

  • Aquarius 2-6-26

    Slowing your roll might be the best thing you can do today, Aquarius. Misunderstandings could result, but if you slow your roll, you might actually be more prepared to deal with communication challenges calmly enough to sort them. I know time’s a-wasting, and you’ve got a whole list of things to do to get to your goals, but today’s mood needs your mindfulness, not your hurry, WB. Put on the brakes, and proceed through this day with caution.

  • Capricorn 2-6-26

    Vroom vrooming into the unknown could get you nowhere fast, Cappy. Take a beat! There will be miscommunication energies in the morning, which could mean thinking and speaking too fast for your own (or anyone else’s) good. Try to roll with the chill vibes later in the day to slow down and take time to think things through. You’ll thank you later!