Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Sagittarius 1-23-26

    Go ahead and get cozy, Saggy — like you just snuggled into the extra softest blanket in the history of ever. Ah! Today could feel that good for you. A desire for harmony will rule this day, and even if there are some challenges, you’ll likely be able to tap into the growth you’ve made and lessons learned to solve them and keep it chill. Then you can go on and glow on like a firefly’s backside, Archer. Light it up, and make this day your own!

  • Scorpio 1-23-26

    Wazzup, Scorpster?! Well, today there will be epic energies for balance but also a chance of being hit by the struggle bus, which will then back up and run over you in reverse, and then roll over you one more time for good measure. Ouch. Still, you can use your brainy wisdom to work through any challenges and come out on top. Rock on.

  • Libra 1-23-26

    Om … om… OMG this day could be bliss if you just get out of your own way, Libra! Today, you’ll likely feel a pull toward keeping things chill even as obstacles pop up around you. While your fearless confidence can serve you well, it can also trip you up if it veers toward aggression. Keep that peace-loving feeling alive by focusing on what you’ve learned from your experiences. You just may impress yourself — a mighty feat indeed, lovely Scales. So, adjust your crown, chase your bliss, and remember to calm your pits no matter what the Universe throws at you.

  • Virgo 1-23-26

    Time to hydrate and meditate, Virgo! Today’s vibes will bring in a strong need for balance, but it could also bring in its own share of challenges. Not what you want to hear on a Friday? SAME, V. Still, your natural sensitivity and wisdom could actually help you flow through this day with ease, taking lessons you’ve learned and putting them into practice. Challenges may suck lemons, but they’ll at least give you a chance to flex the mad skills you’ve learned and show everyone else the best way to take on this powerful day.

  • Leo 1-23-26

    Being able to take the bad stuff that happens with the good and actually use it to make yourself better is a serious Leo life skill. Your nifty little trick of delving into the dark and bringing up diamonds could help you weather this day without getting your knickers in a twist when setbacks happen. You know better than almost anyone that spit happens, and you just roll with it, hopefully learning as you go.

  • Cancer 1-23-26

    Find your breaking point. THEN BREAK IT. Or, you know, don’t break things, Cancer. This Friday, the vibes will be right for seeking harmony, but you’ll likely encounter some roadblocks. It could help to avoid aggression and use what excellent lessons you’ve learned up until now to win the day. BOOM, BABY.

  • Gemini 1-23-26

    Maybe align your chakras or something rather than adjusting someone’s face, Gem. The energy will be a lot today and balance will be a necessary requirement. If you can tap into lessons learned, you just might sail through this day without the need for bail money, Twins. Plus, you’ll feel super proud of yourself for not just learning the lessons but using them to make your life better. Could be a pretty amazing start to the weekend.

  • Taurus 1-23-26

    Stay strong, Taurus. STAY STRONG! Today’s vibes will promote seeking balance while working through issues. That might also mean needing to work through anger or irritation in order to achieve emotional and mental balance. You can do it, Bull. Deep breaths.

  • Aries 1-23-26

    Hitting it with your best shot might hit you back, Aries. Punch lightly. The vibes shall encourage seeking harmony. However, you might struggle with avoiding aggression if issues pop up like a weasel that needs bopped. Put away the giant hammer and pick up your brain to dig into some solid learned lessons that can be used for overcoming challenges. Thoughtful tactics win the day.

  • Pisces 1-22-26

    If you feel a sense of déjà vu, it could be the energy the Universe is dishing up today. You might find yourself being reminded of painful past experiences, but healing may come easier today. As much as you might want to ignore the feelings and get back to your busy day, today’s energy will actually be incredibly useful if you face those emotions and work through them. Some stuff from the past just sucks lemons — and you can’t always make them into lemonade. But you can do your best to heal from them and move forward into the ah-mazing future you’ve been planning. So, don’t just stick a bandage on it and keep moving. Do the healing and recover your impressive balance, Pisces.

  • Aquarius 1-22-26

    First they’re sour, then they’re sweet. I’m not talking about Sour Patch Kids, Aquarius. That’s how the incoming energies could taste. You know, if you ate them (not recommended). This Thursday will encourage facing old wounds and seeking harmony in your life. In fact, the two will likely go hand in hand. By working towards healing or some sort of resolution, you could bring yourself peace of mind. Give it a go, WB.

  • Capricorn 1-22-26

    You might feel a pinch, Capricorn, but the pain will be worth the gain (I think). Today will reflect big vibes full of healing potential. You might find that unfinished business will have a way of rearing its unwanted head, but here’s the thing. Sometimes dealing with that crud can bring a sort of peace and balance to your spirit. So, why not try that out? You got this.