Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Sagittarius 1-11-26

    If making things weird sounds fun to you, you’ll dig this day, Saggy. Crazy things could happen. But it’ll likely lean toward cool and crazy — like a fun novelty. Your bright sass and bubbly persona may be prepared to be delighted by this silly Sunday vibe. Enjoy it, Archer. And if you need to make it weird, go for it.

  • Scorpio 1-11-26

    Snort those coffee grounds before the coffee grounds snort you, Scorpio. If that sounded weird, just wait for today’s strange yet awesome energies to hit today. Unexpectedly strange moments will likely be hiding around each corner — even if you’re in a round room. Try to go with the flow on these vibes, because getting frustrated could really put a downer on this otherwise delightfully eccentric day. Roll with the punches, Scorpster.

  • Libra 1-11-26

    Feeling weird? Time to fly your freaky flag high, friend, it’s Sunday funday! Today’s surprises may lean toward the odd but oddly welcome, so you likely won’t need a lot of your courage today. Still, if any surprises are the least bit unpleasant, I know you’ll find a way to make it work to your advantage — or power through until things are good again. But today, celebrate all that is weird and wacky about you, and prepare to be amazed by all that this day has to offer, Libra!

  • Virgo 1-11-26

    Can Surprise Sunday be a thing, please and thank you? Well, it just might be today, Virgo. The vibes will encourage surprises today, so it’ll help to pay attention to and appreciate the little things. If you allow yourself to be delighted by life today, you might find things that are delightful. On the other hand, if you dread disappointment, you may find that, too. You have tons of moods to choose from, V. Choose wisely.

  • Leo 1-11-26

    For today’s Sunday funday, we’ll have a weird and wonderful day. You’ll want to take advantage of today’s wacky wonders by checking out these cool prizes. Behind door number one, we have unexpected surprises. Behind door number two, we could have all the weird things. Behind door number three, we have the exit so you can beat a fast retreat if you don’t like what’s behind the doors, Lion. Choose carefully, and have a wild, wacky, weird, and wonderful day!

  • Cancer 1-11-26

    Ohhhh what’s waiting just around the riverbend, Cancer?! Well, with these vibes, it’s probably gonna be one of those weird and wonderful days overflowing with surprises. On the one hand, you could be the one receiving a startle or two, but on the other hand you could totally take these vibes in stride and choose to surprise others. I don’t just mean jump scares, though. You could surprise someone with a delightful, spontaneous gift or gesture. It’s up to you, Crabby.

  • Gemini 1-11-26

    Hello? January is here at last, and this day will be like a mad rabid dragonfly (actually, I don’t think dragonflies get rabies… yet… Um, not mad like angry or mild to moderately disturbing with bugs jumping out at you in the darkness. I mean, that sounds fun, too, but that’s not quite what I meant. It’s just that today could be filled with lots of weird but wonderful surprises. I’d tell you to expect the unexpected, but if it was unexpected, you couldn’t really expect it, could you? I know you feel me, Gem. Take your usual fierce energy and dive into this day. Who knows what’s waiting around the corner?

  • Taurus 1-11-26

    I’m not saying sunny with a chance of spaghetti and meatballs will be in the forecast, but you can bet your favorite Italian dish that something funny will unfold this Sunday. Not funny-haha, but funny-weird. Although you could have a laugh as well. Unexpected moments could arise around each corner, ready to jump out and surprise you like a jack-in-the-box! Enjoy the eccentricities, Bull. Weird can be delightful.

  • Aries 1-11-26

    Wot in tarnation?! No, I’m asking you, Aries. Or are you asking me? Well, I know this much. It’ll likely be a weird and wonderful Sunday of surprises. While you could be tempted to make sense of the unexpected oddities unfolding in your life, it might be a bit confusing to try to logic this stuff. Chock it up to serendipity and try to enjoy the strangeness. You got this, Ram.

  • Pisces 1-10-26

    If there was an Olympics for love and loyalty, you’d be crushing it and going for the gold, Pisces. No one would dare doubt the intensity of your faithfulness. You could really shine with today’s vibes as communication could flow more easily. Make sure whatever you say today comes from a place of love. Even if you have to say, I love you but don’t touch my snack, or I love you, but I told you so. Expressing love and opening up about how you feel might not have been on your to-do list, but be sure to pencil it in because today could feel golden, Fishy!

  • Aquarius 1-10-26

    Heyyy, Aquarius! Today will be a glorious opportunity to say what you need to say. The incoming energies will promote intense conversations and intimacy. While you get to choose what to do with the vibes, stay emotionally aware of yourself because negativity could seep out like venom in your mouth. Rise above by using communication for positive relationship interactions. You got this.

  • Capricorn 1-10-26

    LeT’s OvErShArE, Cappy! Well, maybe you don’t reallyyy wanna do that. I don’t know you. However, I do know that today could serve up some intense communication energies, but there will also be wonderful energies for pure, unadulterated love (whatever that means). Really, though, you could have an easier time bonding with others and just being emotionally intimate, but be careful because rage could turn your tongue wicked. Go with love, Cap.