Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Sagittarius 1-4-26

    X marks the spot! But first you have to find a map with X on it. Isn’t that just dandy, Sag? Well, discoveries could be in the forecast thanks to today’s challenging vibes. I mean, you could hit a brick wall and just scream into the void, full of frustration, but maybe, just maybe, you’ll choose to fortify yourself and fight the good fight. Seek out solutions instead of accepting defeat in the face of challenges. Stay strong, Archer.

  • Scorpio 1-4-26

    You’ll note, dear Scorpio, that the phrase “the struggle is real” was invented after many of our technological advances. Who’s surprised? Not me! And maybe not you either if tech stuff acts up for you today. And don’t worry: I’m not going to tell you to restart your computer. Instead, I’ll tell you to hit restart on yourself. Didn’t expect that one, did you? Look, this day could be loaded with cool discoveries if you can get out of annoyance mode and go tech-free for once. As wonderful and charming as you are online, it’s nothing compared to IRL you, so when tech fails, use it as an opportunity for some in-person (or by phone, actual conversation) communication. You might find that you love it so much that you don’t immediately make kissy faces at your phone the second it starts working again.

  • Libra 1-4-26

    I’m going to count to three and if you’re not working by then, you’re gonna get it, computer! Sorry to interrupt, Libra, but newsflash. This Sunday will reflect epic vibes for making new advances despite the strong potential for technology challenges. Strap on your thinking cap for this wild ride of problems and solutions. It’ll likely be an ebb and flow of discovering issues and working around them, but you can handle it. I believe in you, Scales.

  • Virgo 1-4-26

    Tech troubles getting you down, luscious Virgo? Welcome to the club – we were just over here shouting at technology even knowing it doesn’t have ears. Care to join? Even Google, Siri, and Alexa may not be able to help you out today. But (and this is a good but… no, no, not a good BUTT, although yes I’m sure you have one of those) you might just get saved today by your own innovations! Being able to figure out a non-tech way to get things done could have you feeling pretty good about yourself, and maybe it’ll even help you solve some problems. If nothing else, you’ll get to exercise your noodle — although I’m sure your brain is as snazzy as the rest of you, V. So, turn that frown upside down and go figure this out with your usual smooth-talking charm.

  • Leo 1-4-26

    If your Wi-Fi is wonky and you feel like you just woke up in the world of dial-up internet, rest assured you probably did NOT fall into a hot tub time machine. While getting all up into your feelings about it or swearing in frustration like a drunken sailor who stubbed his toe on shore leave, you could lean into it and figure out other ways to get things done. Your clever brain could really dig the creativity required to navigate this day if you stop worrying about what’s not working and figure out what you can do about it, Lion.

  • Cancer 1-4-26

    Banging your head against the wall over technology — or anything else — could just be a whole mood today. Stubbornly trying to make tech stuff do what you want may not work today. You might need a mental pivot to find a work around. If you can make that leap, there could be cool new advances just waiting for you to discover them. So, think about that before you chuck your smart phone into the nearest body of water or play Office Space baseball with the nearest computer or office equipment, Cancer.

  • Gemini 1-4-26

    Technology challenges can be great opportunities for overcoming obstacles and sharpening your perseverance — and also for frustrations, lots and lots of frustration. I hear ya there, Gemini. Today’s energy will promote tech issues, but that could actually be to your advantage. Say what?! Yeah. Instead of shutting down after a little frustration, turn any boiling anger into fuel for thinking up ways around issues. You can bounce back. Challenge accepted!

  • Taurus 1-4-26

    If tech drama has you screaming WHAT THE FLYING FUNNEL CAKES at your computer, phone, or TV, try to stay cool, Bull. The upside of this energy could be the new discoveries you make when you get out of autopilot and try something new. Shake things up — and I don’t mean your office printer before you hurl it out a window either — though a Taurus can certainly dream! Consider what new advances you can make when you use your noodle for innovation rather than banging your head in frustration.

  • Aries 1-4-26

    Sweet sage and lavender! Aries, you might wanna cleanse the air and call upon positivity before taking on the day. Totally up to you, though. It’s just that today’s vibe will encourage strong technology issues with a dash of discovery energies. If you fall into negative thinking, it could be all too easy to give up before even trying to overcome tech probs. Rise above that, Ram. Push forward with creative thinking and you’ll likely find ways around challenges today. Shoot for the stars.

  • Pisces 1-3-26

    Let’s hear that hallelujah, Pisces! Oh, you probably want to know what you’re celebrating before actually celebrating it. I get that. Well, today’s likely to unleash some awesome vibes for balance in relationships. Not too clingy, not too distant. This could be some just right Goldie Locks type stuff. I mean, as long as you’re willing to work towards it while channeling the vibes. Communicate about your needs and wants, whether that’s more time with friends or a little isolation. You got this, Fishy. Make it happen.

  • Aquarius 1-3-26

    Today could be like sliding into a soothing warm bath — unless you’re more of a shower person and then what? Fine — relaxing under the warm waterfall of a luxurious shower. Got it? Okay, the theme of this day will be Balance. So. Much. Balance. Your love of independence will really get a kick out of this vibe and its balance with love and intimacy. Imagine the possibilities… You can have it all — just like you like, Aquarius.

  • Capricorn 1-3-26

    Oh yeahhh. That’s the stuff. Cappy! Welcome to a darn tootin sweet spot. Finding that comfy space between love and independence could be a cinch thanks to today’s energies. As long as you’re open to being honest and respectfully upfront about when you’d like some extra time with loved ones (romantic or platonic) or when you need some space for thinking your thoughts and feeling your feels, you’ll likely be able to make the most of this Saturday’s energies. Rock on, Cap.