Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Sagittarius 1-2-26

    The greatest masters are also students. I read that on a fortune cookie once, but I think it’s true, Saggy! Anyway, you could be in a position to teach, but you may also be on the learning end of a lesson. Avoid being a forceful teacher or a defiant student. Rise above.

  • Scorpio 1-2-26

    You’ve practically got charm leaking out of your pores, and if you rushed to the mirror to check if you even have pores, you might be a Scorpio. Ha! I kid, of course. I’m sure you’re looking flawless as always, but today’s energy will be about more than being charming with a next level skin care game, Scorpster. Dialing back your passionate nature to a nice warm glow by using good communication and an open mind when you need to teach or learn something today will serve you well. Use some of that charm you have, and you’ll likely see smooth sailing today — right into the weekend.

  • Libra 1-2-26

    When attempting to charm the pants off other people, try to keep your smile wattage turned to friendly rather than maniacal. Pro tip there, Libra. Today’s energy could bring communication and assertiveness to the forefront. If you need a hit of espresso to make heads or tails of that, drink up. But the general gist is that you’ll want to keep an open mind today and be gentle if you feel you need to get your point across. Hammering it home won’t be the way, and while charm can get you far, sincerity and kindness might get you farther. Either way, try to keep the Cheshire Cat look off your face so charm doesn’t get interpreted as alarm, lovable Scales.

  • Virgo 1-2-26

    Dropping some truth faster than a game of hot potato might be your inclination, Virgo, but today, there will be lots of energy that could make anybody get crabby, but best way to handle it will be to avoid snapping. Instead, this vibe will be all about teaching and learning with good communication. Whether you end up as teacher or student in this scenario, you’ll need to bring an open mind, a gentle disposition, and your grownup words to the strong energy of this day. If you can do that, you might drop your truth with kindness, V.

  • Leo 1-2-26

    You won’t even need to stretch before performing today’s mental acrobatics, Leo. We know you’re always in tip-top shape there. Today will be full of energy, and while the energy might come in strong, you might want to go easy. Whether you’ll be trying to get your point across or needing to hear someone else out, make sure you lean toward assertion over aggression today. Your keen nurturing skills should serve you well today, making this challenging day seem easy breezy for you, Lion.

  • Cancer 1-2-26

    You might want to sit down for this, Cancer. Good communication will be essential, today. You may find yourself better off using assertion rather than aggression when trying to get points across. Take your time learning, and even more patience if you need to teach something. Slow and steady will will the race, Turtle, um, I mean, Crab!

  • Gemini 1-2-26

    If you hear the words “learning” and “teaching” and immediately picture role playing Professor and Naughty Grad Student, then you might want to pay better attention. While your personal role playing scenarios are certainly none of my beeswax, today’s vibe could have those key words taking the main stage. Just note that today’s vibes could require you to cool your jets rather than heat the sheets. If you need to teach something, go gently, and if you need to learn something, try not to resist everything out of sheer stubbornness, Gemini. If you can focus on good communication, you might just ace this day.

  • Taurus 1-2-26

    Brain, brain, don’t go away! Taurus, this Friday, you can expect strong energies for learning and teaching with a dash of assertion. If someone refutes your wisdom or advice, offer patience rather than anger. Also, try to be open to other perspectives (as long as they aren’t complete Froot Loops, obvs). Expand your mind, Bull.

  • Aries 1-2-26

    Nice to see you, Professor Ram! Today, there will be strong vibes for lessons. When teaching, keep in mind your level of forcefulness. When on the other end, give the information a chance before putting up a fight. Stay mindful, Aries.

  • Pisces 1-1-26

    Welcome to thirsty Thursday — where what you really have a thirst for is success, clever Pisces. Okay, with you, that’s every day ending in Y and twice on Sunday. Still, this is a strong moment for tossing out the boring route and thinking creatively about what you want. Inspiration and innovation can move you closer to your goals. We all know how you like to get what you want when you want it, and right now the only thing that could possibly stand in your way… is you. Get outta the way and go after those dreams, Fishy. The next rung on the ladder is just a reach away!

  • Aquarius 1-1-26

    Here cometh Aquarius the change maker! You got enough quarters to exchange for five bucks? Just kidding — that’s not the change I mean. The vibes today will be great for taking charge of how things shift around you. You could go after what you desire and make adjustments along the way to better suit your end goals. You’re the captain of this ship, WB. You decide what X marks which spot. Have at it.

  • Capricorn 1-1-26

    Big brains have big dreams! Yeah, I see you, Cappy. Luckily for your large brain’s gigantic dreams, you might find it a little easier to reach your goals right now. Your wildest dreams could become reality when you think outside the box and go after them. Along the way, a bit of creative problem-solving will likely help you overcome obstacles. Make sure to eat breakfast — you’ll want your brain at peak capacity for an epic performance, awesome Goat.