Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Pisces 10-5-26

    Don’t come in like Miley on a wrecking ball, Pisces. Today’s assertive energy could be great for speaking your truth. Just try not to do any damage. Make your motto today: Do no harm but take no ish — and you should be fine. Speaking truth doesn’t look like saying the worst thing you can think of and hitting below the belt. That’ll be bullying behavior. Instead, speak up. Say how you feel. Take responsibility for your emotional experience. Outline your expectations, and you could find the air clearing, misunderstandings sorted, and the day rolling along smoothly. Enjoy it. You deserve a day as sparkling as your beautiful brain and personality.

  • Aquarius 10-5-26

    Vroom vroom, Aquarius. It looks like your ride to success will be here shortly, and it’ll be coming in the form of the vibes today which will unleash big energies that could encourage epic levels of assertion. We’re not talking about running over a jerk with your car — that’d be just plain aggressive. Rather, being able to stand your ground on an issue could be easier when channeling the vibes. Remember that some arguments aren’t worth getting into, though. Choose your battles wisely. Onward and upward, WB!

  • Capricorn 10-5-26

    Try not to word vomit at people, but rest assured that today’s energy will be great for saying whatever you need to say. Today, assertion and communication will pair as nicely as coffee and quiet. Think about what you need to say and express yourself, but take care that your tone doesn’t drown out your message. Enjoy these easy vibes, and I wish you coffee, quiet, and a marvelous Monday, ah-mazing Goat.

  • Sagittarius 10-5-26

    Selfish? Honey, it’s pronounced self-care and everyone should invest in it. Look, Saggy, today will be reflecting assertive vibes that could be excellent for being loyal to your own needs and wants. Rather than bending over backwards to tend to the people you care about, you could try using the word “No” to respond to the demands of others. Ultimately, that itty bitty word could help you avoid running yourself ragged, at work or at home. It’s okay to stand up for yourself. It’s okay to say no. Heck, sing it, Sag!

  • Scorpio 10-5-26

    Everybody talks too much! Well, Scorpio, maybe you could teach them about the art of listening. There will likely be an impressive flow of communication energies thanks to the the vibes this Monday. In fact, you could sharpen your listening skills when channeling the energies, or even express to someone else how listening can enhance conversation quality. Of course, that’d only be if they’re willing to listen (how ironic). At any rate, enjoy the communication energies, Scorpster. Like a fly on the wall, you could hear some juicy tidbits! Buzz buzz.

  • Libra 10-5-26

    Grab some headphones, Libra. Look, I don’t often sing the Universe’s praises, but when I do it’s usually offkey and pitchy. Indeed, the Universe could actually cook up something yummy for Scales this Monday, especially considering that today will likely promote uninterrupted flow of communication energies. Grab a slice of the vibes and channel them into whatever conversations or other communications you may need. Nom nom!

  • Virgo 10-5-26

    Call me maybe! This isn’t a teenybopper almost romance, Virgo. Throw “maybe” out the window as you channel the assertive energies of toay. For instance, if you make an important decision today and you decide you want to offer your reasoning, you’ll likely be able to express a convincing explanation and stick to your guns. Also, waffling between decisions likely won’t be an issue this Monday. Throw maybe out with the bathwater. You’ve got greatness to achieve, V.

  • Leo 10-5-26

    Don’t punch people with your tongue. Wow, that sounded weirder than I intended. AHEM. Leo, today will reflect communication energies, and on one hand, you could have an easier time getting your points across. Cool, sounds awesome. Then again, it’ll likely be harder to hold your tongue if emotions get revved up. Remember you’re in control of your mind and mouth. Some stuff may be better left unsaid until anger subsides. You can have a thoughtful talk about it later. You got this, Lion.

  • Cancer 10-5-26

    Chatty Crabby, Gabby Gertie, Talkative Tom… if anyone calls you these things, flip the old birdie and go on your merry way. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life just because you have something to say. Today, communication and assertiveness could flow well. Speaking up to advocate your truth could feel as natural as breathing today, and don’t let anyone’s unasked for opinion slow your roll, Cancer.

  • Gemini 10-5-26

    No need to grab the laser pointer to get your point across today, Gemini. That doesn’t mean go get your PowerPoint either. Instead, today could bring in strong assertive communication. All you’ll have to do today, Gem, to persuade others is open your mouth and share. Tell your story, speak your truth, or simply say whatever you need to say. The key to today’s communication will be that others will be more inclined to listen if you just speak up. Throw caution to the wind and go for it. You’ll make a strong impression today, so use it well.

  • Taurus 10-5-26

    Ever the orator, today’s communicative vibes could have you wanting to give rousing speeches or wax philosophical. Someone alert the minions with a memo. The mood will be strong for being assertive — not that you ever have a problem with that. Your whole M.O. is courage and action, and you’ll bring those qualities into your communication. Speaking up with a great idea or to clear the air could really make this day a strong one. Just make sure to lead with love and kindness, Taurus.

  • Aries 10-5-26

    You won’t have to wave your hand in the air or break into an interpretive dance to get attention, Aries. Today, you’ll likely find it easy to speak up for yourself today. Pairing assertive energy with strong communication can make for an easy peasy lemon squeezy sort of day — assuming you don’t use that energy to start a brawl, Ram. If you feel a trifle moody, make sure you speak your truth from love, and just remember that if you start any fights, you’ll be the one cleaning them up later. So, don’t. Instead, let this day flow as you connect to those you love in a big way.