Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Sagittarius 12-3-25

    Beat it! Just beat it! Beat up your phone until it works. Okay, that’s not even close to how the song goes, but you could be singing your own tune of destruction this Wednesday, Saggy. The vibe will encourage technology issues throughout the day, which would understandably frustrate the best of us. The key, however, will likely be whether you let the frustration take over or choose to rise above. If you take your time to communicate well, you’ve got this. If anyone can own this day, it will be YOU.

  • Scorpio 12-3-25

    Whatcha sayyy, Silo? I mean, Schoolhouse. Scorpio. Ugh! If autocucumber gets in the way of your chats today, you can probably thank the technology problems with an extra dose of misunderstandings being promoted by today’s vibes. This might lead to big annoyances and lots of frustrations but how you deal with that could be half the battle. Try to find ways through (or above, under, and around) any communication technology issues rather than getting sucked down by the negativity. You can do it, Scorpster.

  • Libra 12-3-25

    I give these energies one star. Would not recommend. Libra, today shall reflect powerful energies that could lead to lots of miscommunication mishaps. Instead of blowing up at the ridiculous fails, try finding ways around whatever problems pop up. Phone won’t send texts? Try calling. Emails aren’t loading? Take a break to accomplish something else. A little patience and some optimism will likely get you through this, Scales. When the going gets tough, you can really get going.

  • Virgo 12-3-25

    Is there a return policy on the vibes? Uhm nope. Virgo, today could reflect technology issues out the wazoo, with a dash of miscommunication vibes. We’re talking big potential for dealing with broken phones, slow loading emails, and lost chargers. Yuck! On the bright side (yes, there’s actually a bright side), you can take this as an opportunity to either unplug for a bit or amp up your versatility in the face of tech challenges. Make the most of the madness, V.

  • Leo 12-3-25

    Welp, technology crashed and burned. Might as well switch to interpretive dance, right, Leo? Okay, maybe not in the middle of a business meeting, but today could have you wanting to find an outside the box way to get your message across if tech fails frustrate. But before you try to train a carrier pigeon to deliver your latest missive, consider going a different kind of old school and having a good old fashioned phone call. No, not a text. The thing where you call a number and a voice answers. That. Then, today’s vibes might not trip you up.

  • Cancer 12-3-25

    Picture this, Cancer. Your phone isn’t sending texts and your laptop is slow as Moses, but all that doesn’t matter because the chargers for both are missing in action anyway. Yeah, that could be some of the end results of the problem energies today has in store. Don’t lose hope, though. Maybe a video call will be for the best anyway and a restart could revitalize your computer. Oh, and after a deep, calming breath you may realize your chargers have been right there all along. Keep calm and carry on!

  • Gemini 12-3-25

    Today’s energy could be the one behind every horror story where a questionable text gets sent to the wrong person, like your boss. Cue the shock and horror! Today will be prone for totally sending communication sideways, backwards, and upside down. Maybe skip the spicy texts today. And the venting ones, too. Instead, try face-to-face communication when possible — even if you have to video call to achieve it. But don’t expect technology to just work today either. If signals seem wonky, calls get dropped, or emails don’t come through, don’t assume the worst. Be patient, give people the benefit of the doubt, and enjoy this wacky Wednesday, Gemini!

  • Taurus 12-3-25

    If the scene in Office Space where everyone beats a printer to bits and pieces suddenly seems like Goals to you, you could be experiencing the massive inconvenience of today’s vibes. Okay, so technology will not be your friend today, Taurus. It likely won’t try to take over the world or attempt to kill you, but it might also delete the lengthy email you were writing or totally autocorrect your text to the most inappropriate words. Holy frustration, right? So, skip the tech and go old school. Talk. Video chat. Make a phone call. Skip the memo in favor of a meeting. Don’t try to out-stubborn this energy. Instead, skip tech altogether when possible and keep on striding toward those lofty goals, Bull.

  • Aries 12-3-25

    Quitting adulting so you can go live in a treehouse somewhere may be tempting today. With missed messages, crappy signals, and misunderstandings being the order of the day, perhaps your treehouse idea has merit, provided it also has indoor plumbing, maybe a bar, and someone to bring you yummy snacks. But if you can’t actually find a handy treehouse to inhabit, consider skipping text tech today and actually having a phone conversation, video chat or meet up in person. But don’t try to have important conversations using technology if you actually want to get your message across. And if all else fails, I’m sure you can find a handy tree and get to work on your escape plan, Aries.

  • Pisces 12-2-25

    OUCH. I thought too hard and hurt my own feelings. That ever happened to you, Pisces? Well, it could be in your future as today unleashes overthinking energies. Perhaps you’ll get hung up on how you’re not where you feel you should be, maybe even comparing yourself to other people for emphasis. Don’t. It’s not a race, Fishy. You’re getting to where you need to go at your own pace. However, if you feel the need to change something, take that next step. Go for it!

  • Aquarius 12-2-25

    Today might feel like one of those days where you go looking everywhere for the sunglasses you’ll actually be wearing on your face. Mm hm. That kind of day. Today, it could be hard to know which way is up or what you’re supposed to do next. But good news, Aquarius! This key to this particular puzzle will lie in figuring out if where you are in life aligns with where you’re going. It could be that you’ve gotten off track — allowed yourself to be distracted by things that aren’t for you — jobs, relationships, massive procrastination. You may naturally be a whole glitterbomb of awesome sauce, but brightening everyone else’s life won’t do you much good if you forget to throw some glitter on your own.

  • Capricorn 12-2-25

    Where’s an Easy Button when you need one? Today could have you looking desperately for a short cut or Easy Button to help you see your way clear to the next step. While challenges will definitely be present, the solution will be simple. Figuring out your priorities and sticking to them will be paramount in getting yourself where you want to go. If self-care tops your list, then boundaries may be necessary to make it happen. If you really need to confront a conflict you’ve been ignoring, today’s the day, my friend. If you stick to your handy dandy priorities list, you won’t feel so beset by challenges and can smoothly move to the next phase on your path to world domination or what-have-you. If that’s not motivation, I’m not talking to a Cappy.