Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Pisces 9-25-26

    Clapping back or retreating might be your usual mood when dealing with difficult days, Pisces, but today’s energy may challenge you to consider another way. With today’s vibe, the mood could be big for surprises, muddled thoughts, and tricky communication. You probably liked the “surprises” part before I got to the rest, right? Instead of reacting by retreating or lashing out, consider thinking things through carefully. If some part of the day throws you off, consider why. A little extra thought could help you figure out your footing for a fantastic Friday, Fishy. Use your noggin, and have the best day!

  • Aquarius 9-25-26

    Surprises? You love surprises, right, Aquarius? Today, practical energy could meet up with life’s little plot twists. You could end up mystified at something that transpired, and you can go ahead and expect communication and thoughts to be largely off-line today or working as slowly as dial-up, but if you allow yourself to slow down and tap into your inner longing for balance, you’ll be able to manage the lapse in communication, embrace the surprises (or handle them at any rate), and make the plot twist today just how well you handled the weird and wacky energy thrown your way this freaky Friday.

  • Capricorn 9-25-26

    Panic! (at the disco and everywhere else) could be a whole mood today, Cap. This Friday will likely be where practicality meets surprises. Unfortunately, that could result in you getting thrown off your groove. While you may be practically inclined, some people could throw you through a few loops. Remember that murder is never the answer. Instead, try finding ways to use surprises to your advantage. It’s game time, Cappy.

  • Sagittarius 9-25-26

    You may want to show up today with your A-game, Saggy. The strong energetic vibe could make communication and clear thought a challenge, and impulsively reacting might be the worst idea in the history of ever! Instead, show up today with your game face on, letting nothing break your stride. I would say that you could expect the unexpected only the unexpected can’t be expected, right? If that hurt your brain, you may already be feeling the waves of WOAH coming in with this energy. Expect to be surprised, but basically, be ready for anything, able Archer.

  • Scorpio 9-25-26

    If you’ve never seen the movie Blindside, don’t worry. You could be about to live it, Scorpio! Sort of. There will be epic energies of surprise and practicality, which could mean finding yourself getting thrown off your game. I mean, life is often filled with the unexpected and you’ve survived so far. What’s a day full of surprise energies got on you? Not much, especially when you keep your head up and hold onto practical thinking. Rise above, Phoenix.

  • Libra 9-25-26

    “Don’t hate the player, hate the game” could be your motto today. Or your natural competitive streak could get the best of you, Libra. Today’s mood could have you thrown off by a surprise — or it could have you doing the same to others, perhaps with your whirlwind changes in thoughts and moods. The energy could have challenges to both thoughts and conversation, but if you keep an open mind, you might move through this day with less worry and more fun. Enjoy a little friendly competition, and have fun with it.

  • Virgo 9-25-26

    Whoa, who threw together THIS can of worms? Oh, right. The Universe did. Check it out, Virgo! Get ready to welcome some practical energies and surprise vibes. Staying on your toes without losing yourself to anxious thoughts will likely be useful for navigating the vibes. Additionally, you could encounter some challenges with communication, but taking the time to think things through can help. Stay on your toes, V.

  • Leo 9-25-26

    You cow-tipping Lion of a Zodiac! Today will unleash surprising energies, which means the day will be ripe for throwing someone off their groove. Probably you won’t even mean to, but between the energies and your dazzling personality (optimistic, hilarious, etc.), you could catch someone by surprise and get them off track really easily. Be careful with this power, because it could frustrate the workaholics around you. Respect boundaries, mate. You know what to do.

  • Cancer 9-25-26

    Bad llama! Cancer, watch out for surprising spitballs from llamas and the Universe today. The day will promote energies of surprise and practicality. While you figure out how those two could possibly go together, you will likely also face challenges with communication. Taking time to think (your specialty) can help. Like, if a cat suddenly runs off with your tongue, you can use the practical vibes to think through how to get it back. Oh yeah, it’s all coming together now! Booyah.

  • Gemini 9-25-26

    What a load of horse pucky! Hey, not all the vibes will stank, Gem. Maybe. The day will reflect energies of practicality and astonishment. While you unravel that puzzle, you could also encounter some issues with communication. Take the time to think things through before you huff, puff, and blow someone’s house down. You could be blindsided by surprises throughout the day, but a little practical thinking will likely get you through to the other side. Make it happen.

  • Taurus 9-25-26

    Even though we’ve reached the freaking weekend in Friday form, you still might not want anyone side-eyeing at you. It’s true. You could find this day a little … off. Not necessarily in a bad way. On the one hand, there could be a practical vibe. On the other, the energy could really throw you off. Having a hard time reigning in your thoughts or saying what you need to say could be the order of this day. And I swear that last rhyme was on accident. Enough with the words. At this point, you may be thinking WUT R WERDS. Exactly! So, go out there, take your time sorting through this day, and try not to stress this weird energy. Sit back and let yourself be entertained.

  • Aries 9-25-26

    Getting your groove back may be the main order of business today. Think practical meets WUT? Thoughts could be as muddled as communication, lovely Ram, but your natural courage could serve you well if you use it for thinking creative problem solving rather than reacting. Get thrown off, and then dust yourself off and get back to it. Carpe the diem out of this day by embracing the curve balls life throws your way, Aries.