Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Pisces 10-25-26

    WeRds? WuT r wErdS? Do you have a towel, Pisces? Consider throwing it in. No, not in general… just where communication is concerned. Today, forming sentences to express how you feel might be as challenging as folding a fitted sheet on a boat in a storm. Or, you know, folding a fitted sheet at all. Other people may be all up in that same struggle, Fishy, so be kind if someone can’t quite express the way they feel to you today. After all, your horoscope warned you and they may not have read theirs. You have a leg up on this situation. Just be kind. And if all else fails, maybe try breaking into an interpretive dance or send a really relatable meme. If that doesn’t work, nothing will.

  • Aquarius 10-25-26

    Don’t underestimate the importance of body language! HA! Look Aquarius, I don’t normally side with villains under the sea, but Ursula has a point there. For instance, today’s vibes will encourage difficulties with communication. It could help to go beyond verbal language. You can often tell how someone is feeling not just by what they actually say, but what their body language is saying. Plus, sometimes the words just aren’t there. Look for cues and go beyond words alone. You’re a smart cookie, WB. You can do it.

  • Capricorn 10-25-26

    Can you reboot a person? Asking for a friend. Cappy, that could be your mood today with communications on the fritz. If you find yourself struggling with technology or just having a hard time people-ing, you won’t be alone. The energy might feel heavy. Try to lighten it up. Tell a joke, laugh at yourself, be sensitive to the moods of loved ones and let them have them. Generally, just be kind. And if all else fails, call for a do-over and start the day from that moment forward. You’re so cool that other people just might follow your lead!

  • Sagittarius 10-25-26

    If you can’t talk the talk, maybe you can swim the swim, Saggy. So, difficulties with communication could be on the rise this Sunday. A little gross, but not impossible to deal with. For instance, it could help to look beyond verbal language. Lean into your intuition while looking for body language and nonverbal cues. You can learn a lot by studying a person’s posture and tics, which may help with conflict resolution or just clearing the air. Go beyond, Archer.

  • Scorpio 10-25-26

    We’re going to need you to keep your pits calm and dry today, Scorpio. Today we’ll have vibes which could have communication going sideways. That emotional Neptune energy could have feelings coming through loud and clear — just not with words as much as tone and nonverbal communication. You might be tempted to pinch the mofo who had the audacity to take a tone with you, but instead, consider giving everyone (including yourself) a break today. Feels will be strong, but talking not so much. Lead with a little kindness, and maybe we’ll all make it to the other side of this day feeling cared about. After all, that’s always the goal, isn’t it?

  • Libra 10-25-26

    Ring, ring! Hello? Oh no, Libra! It looks like it’s gonna be a “dropped calls and disconnections” kinda day. Indeed, today will likely reflect the potential for communications being on the fritz. If you want to come out of this with your sanity intact, it will likely be helpful to try easing up on the heaviness and focusing instead on kindness. In this instance, it’s actually okay to go towards the light. Brighten your own day, Scales.

  • Virgo 10-25-26

    Before you go giving someone an involuntary attitude adjustment, you might want to check yourself before you wreck yourself, Virgo. Today, we’ll have a wild vibe, so you can go ahead and expect communication to be fudged. If someone gets a tone, you could throat punch them — if you’ve got bail money to spare and don’t mind burning a bridge. Yeah… don’t do that. Maybe try leading with kindness instead. Bad moods happen. Try a little compassion rather than burning it all down. Be awesome, V!

  • Leo 10-25-26

    Dumping whiskey on your laptop as an offering to the communication gods likely won’t help with crossed wires this Sunday. Leo, today could reflect anti-connection vibes that could interrupt communication lines, face-to-face and online. While there will likely be some mixed messages or misunderstandings that could breed negativity, you have the power to rise beyond initial anger or hurt. Try easing up on the heaviness. Focus on goodness and love instead. You can get through this, Lion.

  • Cancer 10-25-26

    Hello, phone company? Eat dirty laundry! Whoa, Crabby. Keep a cool head. Sure, thanks to the energies today, communications could be on the fritz this Sunday. While it can be incredibly frustrating to feel like you’re misunderstood or totally unheard, you don’t have to let the heaviness of negative emotions drag you down. In fact, learning to laugh about accidental texts or jumbled words and forgiving yourself for mistakes can be quite freeing. At the end of the day, you have the power to choose light and joy and kindness. Rise above.

  • Gemini 10-25-26

    Flash cards. Interpretive dance. Memes. Facial expressions. There are many options to say how you feel when you can’t think of what to say, but today you may need a little more variety on non-verbal communication. Today, feels may not be easy to speak aloud, but your ambitious and practical heart could see this as an opportunity to show how you feel rather than say it. I mean, don’t slash anyone’s tires. I’m talking about love. Can’t find the words? Do something nice. Back up how you feel with a demonstration, and you’ll likely get through this day with everyone knowing how you feel without a word being said, Gem.

  • Taurus 10-25-26

    Whatcha sayyyy? That could be your Sunday catchphrase, Taurus! After all, today will promote vibes of communication difficulties. It’ll likely help to look beyond verbal language. Sometimes you can tell how someone is feeling by HOW they say what they say. Just be careful you don’t make things up or project your feelings. That could become a sticky situation real quick. When in doubt, ask for clarification. It’s okay to double check that you’re riding the same wavelength. May the odds be ever in your favor, Bull.

  • Aries 10-25-26

    Before you adjust someone’s attitude for them with a knuckle sandwich, maybe breathe a little, Aries. Today could have the vibes feeling a little confusing. You might be picking up on how people feel without them having to open their big mouths and say anything. You may be feeling waves of feels, so try to flip the script on this day with a little kindness toward yourself and others for a much easier day than if you go handing out knuckle sandwiches left, right, and center. You won’t need bail, and you might actually make someone’s day a little lighter, Ram.