Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Pisces 6-16-26

    Dear Fishy, you can’t drive both ways down a two-way street at the same time. You’re probably trying to figure out now how to do just that with your super-competitive mojo, but sometimes you actually have to make a choice. Today you’ll have choices but maybe a difficulty envisioning which one will be best for you. And don’t think making a choice will be the way to go because not making one will still be making one. Which might be a mind-bender but also rings true. Don’t try to do it all. You may be good at that multi-tasking business, but that doesn’t mean you have to do it all the time. You’ve got this!

  • Aquarius 6-16-26

    Hard is the mind that’s full of rock hard poop. Aquarius, today will reflect energies that will likely throw your imagination off kilter. Sure, thinking inside the box likely won’t be an issue. However, you could experience a block if you attempt to color even a centimeter outside the lines. Will you play it safe and roll with the norms? Or shall you valiantly fight the vibes for your right to creativity?! It’s your choice, WB. You do you… brave hero (wink, nudge)!

  • Capricorn 6-16-26

    No, you can’t actually make people choose for you, so don’t bother polling your minions, Cappy. The answer you seek doesn’t lie outside yourself. Maybe that’s a little woo-woo for you, but you could find it hard to see your next move clearly with so many options available. Try not to outsource your decision. Be informed and go with your gut. If you can make peace with that, the day could be more smooth sailing than stress, Cap.

  • Sagittarius 6-16-26

    Whoa there sailor. Be you drunk? Actually, don’t answer that. Saggy, the day will unleash stuffy energies that could put your imagination in drunk goggles. Indeed, you’ll likely struggle with creative thinking throughout the day. You could let these energies bring you down. OR you can rise above them. How? Center yourself. Calm your body and mind. You can beat out the vibes. You get to steer your ship however you darn well please. Sail on, Archer.

  • Scorpio 6-16-26

    Pick a card, any card! Scorpio will take them all. Cool? Today, it could be hard to picture yourself in your options. That will likely show up as either not being able to pick ANYTHING or wanting to choose EVERYTHING. While there’s nothing wrong with biding your time or going all in, it would be a real bummer if you let opportunities pass you by or overexerted yourself. When you put your mind to it, you can overcome the energies. Activate your brain power and ace this Monday.

  • Libra 6-16-26

    MUSttt CHOOSeeee. Oye. Don’t pop a blood vessel, Libra. Today could be a struggle with choosing between options. Well, why not have it all? Yeah, I just said that. If you find yourself stuck between two really cool choices that are both attainable, you could reasonably pick them both. Maybe you’ll simply need to flip a coin to see which you’ll pursue first. Uh, that goes for ideas or activities, but not so much for people. Go forth and conquer, Scales!

  • Virgo 6-16-26

    If at first you don’t succeed, cry about it, let it out, and then boss up, Virgo. It’s that simple. Today, you could find yourself overwhelmed with decisions. Instead of obsessing about making the best possible choice, try to go with your gut. If you make the wrong choice, the world likely won’t end, and you can always choose again. Relax, worry less, and try your best not to over-think this one. Be brilliant, bold, and the Boss you are!

  • Leo 6-16-26

    Your hair feels like it is being brushed and yet there’s no one around. Well, if that image gave you chills, just wait until you hear about this Monday’s vibes. Leo, indecisive energies are lingering in the air today, so as choices come up, you could find yourself getting stuck. Or worse, you could feel pulled in two very different directions. There’s no reason to tear yourself apart over this! You can make the best of both worlds by going for reasonable pleasure-seeking. Do the thing that best takes care of you or someone you love. Lion, you can make it work.

  • Cancer 6-16-26

    Choices??? Again??? You just made a choice. Why does the Universe expect you to have the strength to make another one? Of course, choices aren’t exactly a bad thing. Better to have some options than none, right Crabby? So, maybe, and this may be way off-base, you might be over-thinking this. Summoning enough energy to adult could be a whole Monday mood, but seeing the upside of your choices could help you approach it with delight rather than dread. Monday won’t last forever, and if you put a positive spin on the day, you’ll be right back to your bright and happy self before you know it!

  • Gemini 6-16-26

    Maybe you don’t have a crystal ball, but that doesn’t stop you from trying to envision your future. Today your vision could seem cloudy. If presented with options, you may hesitate before choosing, not sure which one will be best for you. You’ll need to make a choice, but don’t spend too much time weighing the pros and cons. With forward vision severely limited today, you may just want to go with your gut, cautious Gem. If you miscalculate, I know you’ll have a Plan B up your sleeve anyway.

  • Taurus 6-16-26

    Let me know if you need an upchuck bucket, buddy. Okay, who put Bull’s brain on the tilt-a-whirl? Well, you can probably thank the Universe. Indeed, weird energies could surface today that could leave your imagination a little off kilter. Well, brush the vibes off your shirt and get ready to go. You’ve get better things to do with your brain than stumble around in circles because of the dumb Universe. Beat it. Just beat it, Taurus.

  • Aries 6-16-26

    You want what you want, right, Aries? You need that on a t-shirt. While I feel that big “gimme what I want” vibe, sometimes you have to make a choice. Then you get what you get, and you don’t pitch a fit. Or maybe you do. You do you, but know that you can’t always have it every which way. Sometimes, you’ve got to go with your gut, choose, and if you screw it all up, you get back up and try again. Because you are cool like that, you’ve got this in the bag.